Poems inspired by 52

Jo Bell is one of the most hardworking and talented poets working in the UK today. She has an initiative for 2014 offering weekly prompts for 52 poems during the year:http://fiftytwopoetry.wordpress.com/

Her blog can be found here:
http://belljarblog.wordpress.com/

These represent my responses:

In Praise of Mist
52.11

You blur, revelling in uncertain light
An unannounced dawn visitor,
Linger a while

Unedged and untouched
You cast doubt, sapping colour
Odourless, musty white

Your silent defiance taunts,
Memory, misplaced and unplaced
Visible then invisible

What might be ?
Grand panorama or toe stubbing folly
Possible or impossible, always there,

For a moment
Wrapped in paranoid swirl
Cocooned in space

Your moisture passes my lips
As a lover’s finger
Fleeting, then gone

Not to be kissed
An icy caress
With dangerous promise

Giving way to warmth

In a Moment
52.22

Bright light blasted all it touched.
White sheets, clear glass,
silver instruments intensified its stare.
Hope defiantly yelled,
staff whispered,
then mumbled.
Not wanting to be heard.
A short sleeved robe is comfortable in a warm room.
LED lights struggled to define their declining numbers,
tumbling in silent toll.
Soft shoes hummed in urgent sprint.
Fast enough?
You can only do your best,
and the next leg in the relay will come soon .
Note boards rustled,
doors opened and closed,
cushioned.
And I strained to hear each shallow breath amidst this cacophony.

A Narrative Verdict
52.36

Perhaps that is all there is?
No judgement by human hand
Just a few words, to help us understand
A life summed up
In a sentence

Absence is the ultimate certification
Of what is no more
Unlike a sentence
It has no end

I’m Just Against It
52.38

Why
Do they put
That slice of gherkin
In their hamburgers?

I
Know junk food
Is bad for me yet
Sometimes I am weak

But
Token green
Tastes and looks obscene
Mister MacDonald

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March 2014, What’s On Midlands Spoken Word

A very strong month with the heavyweight festival season kicking off in earnest in Bath, Cheltenham and Oxford, both well worth a trip beyond the Midlands.

Local highlights include the Quiet Compere Tour at rhe Mac in Birminingham on Fri 21st, Shindig in Leicester, Poetry Bites in Kings Heath, State of Independence in Leicester and Confab Cabaret in Malvern.

Festivals

Bath Independent Literature festival 28th Feb- 9th March
http://bathfestivals.org.uk/literature/

Oxford FT Literary festival Mar 22nd -29th
http://oxfordliteraryfestival.org/literature-events/2014

Cheltenham Poetry festival 1st Mar -6th April
http://www.cheltenhampoetryfest.co.uk/events.php

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Sun 2nd Buzzwords, Exmouth Arms,Bath Road Cheltenham, Gloucestershire GL53 7LX, 7pm Workshop, open mic,£5 waged, £3 unwagedWorkshop, led by Peter Daniels, 7pm Guest readings and open mic 8pm,Guest poet: Peter Daniels,Do visit our blog:http://buzzwordspoetry.blogspot.com/

Tues 4th Poetry Lounge The Sitting Room,3 Upper Galdeford (above Thai Box), SY8 1QD Ludlow’s new Poetry Open Mic Night!7.30pm-9.30pm

Join us in the quirky comfort and abundant lampshades of The Sitting Room. Take poetry with your glass of wine from the depths of an armchair…
Your compere for the evening with his frilly cuffs peeping, will be James Sheard

Wenlock Poetry Festival 2014 Anthology
The Poetry Lounge and Wenlock Poetry Festival welcome you to
readings from poets featured in this year’s anthology.
Come along and get in the festival mood!
Poets, poems, and a book – we all look forward to meeting you !

Tues 4th Word ,Y Theatre, East Street, Leicester LE1 6EY, just opposite Leicester Train Station7pm performers, 8pm, Audience, Open mic plus headliner. £6in
WORD! is the longest running poetry and spoken word night in Leicester. Based at The Y Theatre, Leicester, it takes place on the first Tuesday of every month, between 8.00 and 10.30pm. The evening is composed of an open mic, followed by a booked act-

Wed 5th Spire Writes, White swan, 16 St Marys Gate, Chesterfield,
We’re back in March with a guest reader who many of you may have heard perform at Spire Writes or elsewhere already and been wowed by…

Addie P. Abbott (also known as Adolfus) is a Sheffield based poet from the Caribbean island of St. Lucia. From being the grand Bard of Sheffield for 2013 via Gorilla Events Poetry to currently being a member of the Roundhouse Poetry Collective in London, Addie continues to develop as a writer and performer and enjoys incorporating the art of storytelling in his poetry.”

As usual, there’ll be open mic slots available (sign up in advance or on the night) but because the open mic has been so popular of late, just one poem each please so we can fit in as many readers as humanly possible!

It’s free to attend, it’s upstairs at The White Swan and there’s an excellent bar.

See you there!

Wed 5th Poetic essence,Confession Box (65-66 Dale End, Birmingham City Centre, B4 7LS) 7.30pm
Please note that we have moved to a bigger home. Poetic Essence will no longer be at Talk Bar and will now be at Confession Box (65-66 Dale End, Birmingham City Centre, B4 7LS). A brand new venue to accommodate our growing family

Thurs 6th Blackdrop Open Mic @ Canal House Bar, Canal Street, Nottm .8-10pm £3 Our event has an open mic, slots are approx 5mins long. Blackdrop is open to over 16s.Poetry. Story. Comedy. Rap. Hip-hop. Song. Must be own original material. ALL WELCOME.

Thur 6th The Poetry Evening, The Shrewsbury Coffeehouse,Castle Gates, Shrewsbury. 7.30pm, Liz Lefroy officiates,Open mic evening – Barry Tench Nathalie Hildegarde Liege Steve Thayne , Graham Attenborough David Calcutt and Wenlock Poetry Festival Anthology launch, with readings from Anna Dreda, Nick Pearson and Mia Cunningham … with musical interlude provided by Gia

Friday 7th Threesome poetry,The Pod, 1a Lamb Street which is central Cov,7.30pm with Liz lefroy

Sun 9th Poets with passion, Sahara Bistro Restaurant,570 Moseley Road, B12 9AA Birmingham

Another chance to share an. afternoon of poetry with kindred spirits…your own work or any favourite poem from anywhere.
This time let’s be passionate about ‘home’.. whatever that might mean to you.
3.30 for 4.00 as usual but in a new venue..French Moroccan tastes this time..with the promise of poets from other homelands to join us as well!

Mon 10th Pub Poetry Nottingham The Canal house, 48-52 Canal Street, Nottingham, NG1 7EH,8pm, 2nd monday : Free in, Open micContact Nick on pubpoetry@nottscomedyfestival.co.uk

Mon 10th Shindig,The Western,70 Western Road, LE3 0GA LeicesterFree and open to all! Crystal Clear Creators and Nine Arches Press present Shindig! Open-Mic Poetry Evening, including featured writers Kathy Bell, Shelley Roche-Jacques, Rebecca Bird, Michael Thomas. Sign up for open-mic slots on the door.

Mon 10thAcoustic Night – Bristol, 13 Foster Street, BS46JE Bristol,
OUR 200th ACOUSTIC NIGHT! Featuring poets ASH DICKINSON – LUCY ENGLISH with music from LOU BELL. plus 5 wild card 10 min slots, glass of fizz £5.00 doors 7.30 for 8.15 show

Tuesday 11th ‘City Voices’, City Bar, King Street, Wolverhampton. WV1 1ST 7.45pm Free admission.

Tuesday 11th ‘Mouth and Music’, the Boars Head Gallery, 39 Worcester Street, Kidderminster, DY10 1EW. 8.00pm Tickets £3.00
As we stagger towards Spring, we have so much to look forward to! We’re talking about a Magnificent Mouth and Music!

We have the brilliant Gloucestershire Poet Laureate & multiple poetry slam winner

BRENDA READ-BROWN

who recently earned another poetry slam crown in Wolverhampton.

And as if that weren’t enough to get people flocking to the Boar’s Head, we also have …

THE VERY GRIMM BROTHERS

“Gilbert & George, almost Morecambe & Wise”
(Smoke & Mirrors Cabaret)

The Theme – for any open mic performers wishing to take up the challenge – is CURRENT AFFAIRS. Interpret as you wish.

Open mic slots are booked on the night as usual – 5 mins for spoken word and a bit longer for singers to accommodate 2 songs. Open mic sign-up from 7.30. Admission £3 (free to performers)

MC Heather Wastie

In association with Kidderminster Creatives

Tues 11th Scribal Gathering The Crown Stony Stratford:7.30pm,Get ready for another fantastic feast of musical mastercraft and poetical proficiency, bringing together lachrymatorially lyrical local live talent and perfervid performers from perfurther afield. When: Tuesday 11th July 2012. Doors open at 7.30 for a prompt 8.00 start.
Where: The Crown, Market Square, Stony Stratford MK11 1BE.
How: Free entry. Sign up for open mic on the night. Arrive early to avoid disapproval.

Tues 11th Tues 11th Tales at the Edge, White Lion Inn, Bridgnorth, Shropshire,Tales at the Edge is one of the country’s oldest and most established storytelling clubs, meeting in Bridgenorth on the 2nd Tuesday of every month (except August) at 8 pm.

Wed 12 th Scribal gathering Stony Stratford
Scribal Gathering is getting into the festival season with a summer showcase of superior songwriting and spoken word. With Stony Live still sounding in our hearts and Waterside waiting in the wings, what better way to keep the flame of live entertainment burning than with an evening of open mic music and poetry?

Our featured performers for the evening are David Goo, an intense, creative and intimate singer song-writer sharing his distinctive sound with audiences across London and the South-East (http://th…e150friendsclub.com/) and The Zeroes, arguably the finest, friendliest, funniest and 8th best band in Milton Keynes (https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-ZEROES/113877568149).

Along with the open ended, open minded open mic, welcoming performers of all kinds to share their creativity and showcase their talent before a supportive, receptive and surprisingly tolerant audience, Scribal Gathering brings its usual blend of live music, poetry, and an overwhelming sense of spiralling chaos once again.

Wed 12 th The Quad Derby QUAD, Market Place, Cathedral Quarter, Derby, DE1 3AS Second Wednesday 19.30 Free in, A monthly night of performed poetry for everyone, new performers always welcome or just come and listen, More details from QUAD or contact Les on T: 01332 206 734, http://www.derbyquad.co.uk

Wed 12 th Tea for Two, Stapleford, Cotgrave. 92, Derby Rd, Stapleford, Nottingham , NG9 7AD
An evening of poems and stories hosted by two local
performers – Dave Wood and Richard Young.

Wed 12 th Flying Donkeys, Voicebox, Forman St Derby

Thurs 13th Big Irish Night, the old Crown, Digbeth, 7.30pm, open mic with an Irish theme , all welcome

Thur 13th Give it all Tour, Hare and Hounds Kings heath,The Give it All Tour hits Birmingham for a night of passionate music and soulful spoken word. Luke Concannon and Jimmy Davis bring their inspirational tour to the heart of the country with support from Raydeeance, Spoz, Musical Misfits, Redstaar, Seasick Fist & Afronaut

Tickets are £5 ADV & £7 OTD

Tickets & info – http://hareandhoundskingsheath.co.uk/event-listings/event/?eventID=10030280

Thurs 13th Irish Night, Old Crown Digbeth,8pm, free in, open mic poetry, stories and song. Sign up on the night.

Thurs 13th Pure and Good and Right with Sean Kelly, THE fox 4-32 Clarendon Avenue, Leamington Spa, CV32 4 RZ 7.30pm: £3 in,Every second Thursday of the month (except December) If you would like to know more about the night email: pgrpoetry@gmail.com

Thurs 13th Old Rectifying House , Worcester 7.30pm. £3, open mic and headliners

Fri 14th Open Mic, Wednesbury Museum & Art Gallery, 7.30pm, free in

Sat 15th WHAT’S IN A WORD?,Clephan Building, De Montfort University, Oxford Street, Leicester LE1 5XY
Clephan Building, De Montfort University

Join Lydia Towsey, Pam Thompson and Richard Byrt for this lively poetry reading and interactive panel presentation exploring the organisation and history of WORD!

What goes into WORD!? …why is it important to do? …how does it connect to the local literature scene?. ..and where will it go next?

Ask a question. Make a suggestion, and win big on the (formerly notorious) WORD! raffle.

WORD! is the longest running poetry and spoken word night in the Midlands and takes place on the first Tuesday of every month at The Y Theatre, Leicester.

http://statesofindependence.co.uk/#prog

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About States of Independence

Independent publishing | Independent writing | Independent thinking

A book festival in a day

Seventy writers, mostly from the East Midlands, will be reading from their work at an events programme to accompany an equal number of staff from independent publishers and writing organisations staffing bookstalls and displaying their work.

Learn everything you need to know about eBooks, comics, and poetry from the Chartists. There are sessions about the lives of Sudanese women, unexplained phenomena and nature poetry. We discuss lesbian and gay fiction, short stories about mental health and present some music from Bulgaria. Around the world with States of Independence!

All sessions are free, no tickets required.
Just turn up and stay for an hour or two, or the whole day.

Click here to download a printable programme.

States of Independence is organised and funded by Five Leaves Publications in Nottingham and the Creative Writing Team at De Montfort University, Leicester, supported by Creative Leicestershire.

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Information

The Book Fair and all readings take place in the Clephan Building, Oxford Street (entrance on Bonners Lane), Leicester LE1 5XY

Public transport and car parking information on the De Montfort University website. Clephan Building is five minutes from Leicester city centre and fifteen minutes from the train station. On-site parking is only available for stall holders and speakers, sorry.

All events are free, no tickets required

Bookstalls are on the ground floor, with further displays on floors one and two

Events take place on second and third floors – there are lifts. Please allow ten minutes to get to the correct room

There will be an information point as you come in to Clephan Building

All rooms are accessible. Please get in touch if you have any special access requirements

Catering: Clephan Building is very close to the city centre, cafes, shops and pubs. We can only provide vending machines on site. There is a fairtrade cafe four or five minutes from the main site – The Coffee Lab on the Gateway – look out for posters – selling light refreshments, excellent cakes and light lunches.

For further information please contact info@fiveleaves.co.uk, 0115 9895465, (Out of office: 0115 9693597)

Wed 19th Templar Poetry, Lamb & Flag, The Tything, Worcester, 8pm; Open mic, third Wednesday, Alex officiates contact:Alex McMillen, Alex McMillen,Templar Poetry, PO BOX 7082, Bakewell, Derbyshire, DE45 9AF,Tel: 01629 582500, Mobile: 07918166975
info@templarpoetry.co.uk

Find the Right Words Upstairs at the Western, Western Ph, Wertern Rd, Leicester LE3 0GA ,7.30pm £5in

March’s Find The Right Words is in our new home at Upstairs at the Western. This is where we started a year ago so it’s quite fitting to be back. Expect a lovely theatre, good beer and top notch poetry now with added FUNDING (fought for with tooth and nail).

This month’s guest poets are:Josh Idehen – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMSmcAIFp_o
Clare Ferguson – http://www.clareferguson-walker.com/poetry.html

Plus 10 open mic spots. 5 beforehand by emailing jess_green@hotmail.co.uk and 5 on the door.

We’ve had lots of people turning up on the night and putting their names down which is ace but if often means we have a huge open mic list. If you’d like a slot, we’d love to have you but just let me know first so I can make sure you’re not disappointed on the night.

£5 on the door

Wed 19th Confab Cabaret 7, Olivers Bar,36 Belle Vue Terrace, WR14 4PZ Malvern,8pm,
You are cordially invited to ConFab Cabaret VII – ConFab’s first birthday special WITH CAKE! To celebrate in style we’ve lined up a suitably impressive DOUBLE BILL as well as all the usual ConFab nonsense.

Not only do we have poetic delights from stars of the stage The Decadent Divas, but we are also blessed with the charming presence and uplifting voices of Men In General. Both of these bountiful bundles are in huge demand so we are incredibly lucky and have had to be slightly cunning to squish so much talent into one room.

And STILL we’ve found room for more! Come and join us on Wednesday March 19th at 8pm at Olivers, Great Malvern, for singing, poetry, Fox Pops, The Silliest Raffle and who knows what else? The brave amongst you can sign up on arrival for a Prepare To Share slot to impress us with your Two Minute Talent, be it musical, poetic, balletic or otherwise.

FREE entry for all! How can you resist?

Thur 2oth Hit the ode, Victoria PH, Birmingham City Centre
Hit the Ode brings the most exciting poets from the region, the country and the world to the heart of Birmingham. Join us! We have poems. Poems you’ve played tag with when you were younger; poems dug up by puzzled archeologists; poems last seen racing down the ring-road on big wheel tricycles. Good poems. Come and get them.

Hit the Ode brings the most exciting poets from the region, the country and the world to the heart of Birmingham. Join us! We have poems. Poems in bold all caps sans serif. Poems best stored in a cool, dark place, away form direct sunlight. Poems you had forgotten about, but then found in a pocket just before you put your jeans in the machine. Good poems. Come and get them!

Featuring
Martin Glynn
Donna Williams
Rachel McCrum

Tickets £5
A very few open mic slots will be available on the door.

Thur 20thEquinox – Open Mic Night at Sahara,570 Moseley Road, B12 9AA , 7pm poetry and stuff

Thur 20th The Shipping Forecast Spoken Word, the riverside Sheffield 1 Mowbray St, Sheffield, S3 ,Hello forecasters ,more sea themed spoken word cabaret this month

Fri 21st the Quiet Compere tour, Mac, cannon park, Birmingham, 7.30pm with Sarah Dixon. Sarah’s triumphant nationwide tour comes to rum with an all star rsoter of poets, featuring:

Ddotti Bluebell

Ian Bowkett

Jenny Hope

Sarah James

Charlie Jordan

Gary Longden

Bobby Parker

Ruth Stacey

Matt Man Windle

Laura Yates

The Quiet Compere Tour is ‘Supported using public funding by the National Lottery through Arts Council England’.

Fri 21st Spoken Worlds 19:30 The Old Cottage Tavern , Byrkley St,eet, Burton-upon-Trent DE14 2JJ Open mic gajwriter@btinternet.com

Sun 23rd Martin Figura and Helen Ivory, The Poetry Morning, The Shrewsbury Coffeehouse,Castle Gates, Shrewsbury.11am,
Well, aren’t we lucky? Top poets reading at this lovely venue … It’s one of our occasional Sunday morning series. More details soon, but put this date in your diary!

Tuesday 25thPurple Penumbra Open Mic, Barlow Theatre, Oldbury:7.30pm
Bring your poetry and your pals to this open mic event, or just come and be entertained.
Those with a musical bent who can fill in a gap or two with something melodic and acoustic are particularly welcome.
Enliven, enrich and enhance the experience of the famous Barlow Theatre bar with your presence, why not?

Tuesday 25 2nd revived Poetry Wednesbury 7.00 pm at Wednesbury Library, Walsall street Wednesbury. Brendan Hawthorne has details.

Tues 25th Poetry Bites, kitchen Garden Cafe,kings Heath 7.30pm when the guests are Helen Calcutt and Sarah James. Poetry Bites also includes floor spots (about 3 minutes) where you can share your own work with an appreciative and supportive audience. To book a spot, arrive by 7.15pm or email jacquirowe@hotmail.co.uk
Future dates: 25th March (),

Tues 25th Word Wizards Buckingham Hotel Buxton 19.30. Open mic three minute slam format More info Poetryslamuk@aol.com

Wed 26th “42″ Open Mic Night (Gothic, Horror, Sci-Fi & Fantasy) Lunar Bar, New St Worcester, 7.30, Free in:last wed monthly E-mail: 42openmicnight@42genrearts.co.uk

Wed 26th The Poetry Train Open Mic @ the Lyche Gate Tavern Queen Square Wolverhampton last Wednesday of the month 8pm dept. http://www.tonystringfellow.com/index.asp?pageid=506170

Wed 26thPackhorse Poets,The Packhorse Inn, Crowdecote, near Longnor,Derbys on the fourth Wednesday of each month, 7.30pm

Thur 27th Poetry Book launch “Batemans Hll”Light House Media Centre,Chubb Buildings, Fryer Street, WV1 1HT 7pm

An evening of poetry and music from Jane Seabourne, Grande Valise, Jan and Campbell Perry and myself. I’ll be launching my poetry collection Batmans Hill, South Staffs (Flipped Eye). Details about the Light House Centre, Wolverhampton, including directions, are below. I hope to see you there. There’s a good bar and, if I remember, I’ll pick up some Jammie Dodgers from the Lloyd Hill Co-op.

March 27 Jane Seabourne will be supporting Michael Thomas at the launch of his new poetry collection Batman’s Hill, South Staffs, at the Light House, Wolverhampton, 7pm.

Fri 28th Word Up, Yorks cafe, Newhall St, Brum,B3 3NH
6.30-9pm with Ddotti Bluebell and Alexandra Moran, free in, open mic

Friday 28 March 2014, An Evening with Ian McMillan and Gareth Owen,Catrin Finch Centre, Glyndwr University

An evening of poetry and other delights with Ian McMillan and Gareth Owen. Ian McMillan is a prodigiously talented solo performer and writer and presenter of BBC Radio 3’s ‘The Verb’ and Gareth Owen is poet, playwright and former presenter of BBC Radio 4’s ‘Poetry Please’. Both poets are guaranteed to make the audience of whatever age laugh and see life from quirky angles.

This is an exciting opportunity for everyone to hear and be inspired by these two writers performing their poetry, and to hear them speak about the process of writing and what makes them tick.

This will stimulate intellectually, as well as being huge fun.

Sat 29th Mothers day Poetry, Oxfam Bookshop,High St, Worcester, WR1 2HW 7.30pm

Yet again Worcester’s Oxfam Bookshop is opening its portals to poets and performers everywhere! The theme is ‘motherhood’ and you can be as schmaltzy as you like! Bring your own work to perform, bring someone else’s but do come and support Oxfam’s project to lift lives for good!

March 29 Simon will be reading from Offa’s anthology The Poetry of Shropshire at the Mary Webb Society Birthday Lunch, Uffington, Shrewsbury. If you’re interested in this event please ring 01691 831463 for more information.

March 30 Jeff Phelps will be reading his poetry at the Cheltenham Poetry Festival along with Marilyn Gunn and Emily Oldham. 3.30pm, Oxfam Bookshop, 31, Cambray Place, Cheltenham GL50 1JP. Tickets £4/£3.

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Friday 04 April 2014 at 7:00pm Count Me In ,Copa, 66 Regent Street, Cheltenham GL30 1HA, 7pm, tickets £6 /£4 concs. Box Office: Cheltenham Town Hall, 0844 5762210

Poetry meets bingo !
Poetry meets bingo in a thrilling and interactive show about
the numbers in our lives. The show takes place during one
night in the Bingo Hall. We all play the game and as the
numbers are called, Don, Maureen and Judi reveal their true
selves – their memories, anniversaries, regrets, mistakes,
joys, hopes and dreams. The show includes stories and
poems written by members of the public gathered at creative
writing workshops.

Written and performed by writers Lucy English, Sara-Jane Arbury and Glenn Carmichael.

Can we count you in? Tickets:£7/4

Tues 6th May Open Mic,The Sitting Room,3 Upper Galdeford (above Thai Box), SY8 1QD Ludlow 7.30pm Join us again in The Sitting Room for an evening of poetry and revelry in very soft sofas.
Your compere for the evening, will be James Sheard if he’ll agree to it…

Sat 10th MayThe 18th Swindon Poetry Slam – at the Arts Centre on Saturday 10th May, as part of the annual Swindon Festival of Literature – will see the much-loved Brummie performance poet Spoz (aka Giovanni Esposito) hosting the event with Sara-Jane. Fifteen poets will compete over the traditional three rounds. To enter or for more details, call 07814 830031

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Poetry Alight 9- Lichfield

After two happy years at The Spark Cafe in Lichfield “Poetry Alight” found itself having to find a new home for 2014. A change in the Cafe’s opening hours, and its repositioning in the evening for Bistro business, meant that an association which had benefitted both parties when the Spark opened, now no longer suited . I will always be grateful to Sejal and Della, the owners of The Spark, for their support when they opened their business, and wish them well for the future.

The Kings Head, new home of Poetry Alight

The Kings Head, new home of Poetry Alight

Fortunately, The Kings Head, Bird St, Lichfield, found the prospect of fifty or so thirsty and hungry poets an attractive proposition, and made their first floor function room available to us, an arrangement which had several advantages. Firstly the room is self contained and private, affording performers ,and audience, a performance which is uninterrupted. Secondly, normal licensing hours mean that there is plenty of time to eat and drink before and after the poetry, with no onerous time pressure on the event.

Moving poetry venues always comes with a risk. Will the audience follow? Will there be any hidden gremlins? Will the venue be friendly? Fortunately my fears proved groundless as a full house assembled for a top poetic bill.

The formula at Poetry Alight has been consistent. Put on a free event. Drag in the best poets in the region to perform to a new audience, around three or four headliners, then offer three minute open mic slots to the floor, offering emerging performers the chance to perform in the same space as the stars. I always ensure there is a male/female balance, and wherever possible, that ethnic, gender and physical diversity is championed.

jo bell

Poetry Alight kicked off 2014 in style with past National Director of Poetry Day, and current National Canal Poet Laureate, Jo Bell, and multi published poet Matt Merritt sharing the top billing. An audience member whispered in my ear that she could not believe that she had listened to Jo Bell on radio 4, and now she was listening to her in Lichfield, whilst Matt regaled us with poems of elephants in the room, droll, intelligent and engaging.

Matt Merritt

Matt Merritt

A standing room only crowd gratefully bought books, a modest material thank you to Jo and Matt who gave their time so generously. Support headliner was Michelle Crosbie, a glamorous, emotional, flamboyant and compelling performer, as yet unpublished, who seized her chance to impress in some style.

Michelle Crosbie

Michelle Crosbie

Poetry Alight is next lit on Tues May 13th, then again on July 8th, 2014. At the Kings Head, Bird St, Lichfield, first floor function room, 7.30pm start, sign up on the night for open mic slots.

Links:

Jo Bell
http://belljarblog.wordpress.com/

Matt Merritt

http://polyolbion.blogspot.co.uk/

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Some Girl I Used to Know- Wolverhampton Grand Theatre

some girl

This one woman show introduces a novel concept, a jukebox monologue, starring Denise Van Outen living out a mid life crisis as alter ego Stephanie, set in a hotel room, belting out some period torch songs,a reboot of Shirley Valentine for a new generation.

The pressure of a lone performance is considerable, and when the performer has co-written the script, as is the case here, with Terry Ronald, there is nowhere to hide.Although ostensibly the tale of an Essex girl lingerie saleswoman made good, the parallels with her own story are thinly disguised. Her love life is balanced between a racy, louche lover, whose attributes bear a remarkable resemblance to first husband pop star Jay Kay, and a safe but dull lover, remarkably similar to second husband Lee Mead.

Van Outen is no Wag made good. She can act, sing, and dance, with a professional resume far stronger than her paparazzi driven career suggests. In particular, she delivers the Steve Anderson remixes of 80’s and 90’s hits, including Culture Club’s Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? and Soft Cell’s Say Hello, Wave Goodbye, the two best numbers, with some style, and considerable affection. The songs and music provide welcome variety and subliminal context to the narrative. But her acting alone has not brought her fortune, and of course we get an on stage changing scene for an opportunity to appreciate her physical charms, spicing up the evening nicely for her male admirers. She looks fabulous in her vertiginous Jimy Choo heels too.

Denise bed

At the heart of this is the well –worn dilemma of the girl who has it all – who hasn’t. Is she tempted by the Facebook poke of her flawed old flame? Or are the dying embers of her current relationship worth reigniting? Inevitably it teeters on vain self-indulgence, but is saved by Van Outen’s straight to audience delivery and girl-next -door charm

The script itself has some funny lines but strains a little under the lone performer format. If her love interests Sean and Paul had made physical appearances, the show would have benefitted enormously. Michael Howcroft’s production, staged on Morgan Large’s lush hotel room set, ekes the maximum out of the raw materials. Van Outen is likeable, confident and sassy, playing to the expectations of her sizable fan club, mostly women of a similar age, who lapped up every dip of the hips, and wink of the eye.

A chick lit story for the stage, fans will be delighted, not least by her singing. The show runs till Saturday 22nd February then continues on tour.

http://somegirliusedtoknow.com/

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Poetry @ The Shrewsbury Coffee House

This outpost of poetic excellent continues to flourish under the assured guidance of Liz Lefroy and the support of a committed audience. Shrewsbury’s remote geographical location is no match for Liz’s poetic address book. Once again she dragooned a high calibre bill of headline poets to challenge, entertain and delight an appreciative crowd.

The format of poetry at the coffee house changes, sometimes it is guest poets only, as was the case tonight, other occasions are augmented by open mic sessions or are open mic only. The guests for this evening were local Jean Atkins, and from London, Rosie Shepperd and Katrina Naomi, all published poets.

Two things linked all performers, they were all women, and they all had great titles for their most recent published work, beyond that all were distinctly idiocyncratic.

Jean Atkin grew up in Cumbria, with Shetland ancestry, and lived for twelve years on a smallholding in Dumfries and Galloway. She is now settled in Shropshire, working as a poet, writer and educator. Her first collection is Not Lost Since Last Time (Oversteps Books, 2013).
jean atkins

Her pamphlets to date are The Treeless Region (Ravenglass Poetry Press 2010), Lost At Sea (Roncadora Press, 2011), which was shortlisted for the Callum Macdonald Memorial Award, The Dark Farms (Roncadora Press, 2012) and The Henkeeper’s Almanac (Biscuit Tin Press, 2013). She is a past winner of the Torbay Prize, the Ravenglass Poetry Prize, and the Ways With Words Prize at Dartington Hall.

Her work is of open space,and the pastoral, her quintessential defining line coming from What’s Human “Stretching out our fingertips to feel what is not there”. I have seen Jean perform on several occasions , this was her at her best. Relaxed, she took time with her phrasing and pauses, connecting with the audience, radiating the affection she felt for her subject matter to all in the room.And whether it was her love for her free range hens, or the grandness of the Spanish Pyrenees ” we drank until the mountains poured us out” her emotional oneness with the great outdoors swept you along with her easy verse.

Rosie Shepperd’s poems have been published on both sides of the Atlantic in The Seminary Ridge Review, Poetry London, Poetry Wales, Poetry Ireland Review, Rialto, Magma, Iota, Smiths Knoll, Bow Wow Shop, The SHOp, Interpreter’s House and Agenda.

She is also featured in the forthcoming anthology Tokens for the Foundlings, published by the Foundling’s Museum.
rosie

Rosie was a finalist in the inaugural Manchester Poetry Prize, in the 2010 Cinnamon Press award and the 2010 Templar Pamphlet Prize, and won second prize in the 2013 Cardiff International Poetry Competition. She won the Ted Walter’s/Liverpool University Prize in 2009. Her Salt Modern Voices pamphlet will be out in 2012,her pamphlet, That So-Easy Thing, was a winner in the 2011 Book & Pamphlet Competition, chosen by Carol Ann Duffy.

She didn’t reprise a single poem from her previous performance in Shrewsbury, but her source material of America, food and relationships endures.Nut allergies, Ginsberg, the Storm of 1957 and Chicago slang all sat in her forensic poetic sights.As a fellow past temporary resisdent of the USA, I delighted in her offbeat and sharp observations of American culture, eschewing the metropolitan gloss so easily regrurgitated by some writers.Rosie revels in picking out the specific, and what might, or didn’t, happen in her poems, allowing her a freedom in which she revels .There is also ambivalence regarding whether her poems are observed, or first person. One of her best poems, which she did not read on the night, tells of a trip to Paris to recover from a failed love affair. When talking about it to her, I assumed it was her, then realised that that was a bold assumption.The twinkle in her eye failed to offer a clue one way or the other!

Katrina Naomi is a poet based in south London and is originally from Margate. She is working towards a Creative Writing PhD at Goldsmiths, with a focus on violence in poetry.
katrina

Her first full collection, ‘The Girl with the Cactus Handshake’ (Templar Poetry), was shortlisted for the London New Poetry Award and received an Arts Council England writer’s award.

Katrina’s performance was powerful, sensuous and dark. Her professed love of 1940’s London gangster movies manifests itself in a period hairstyle and a searing verite about the dark underbelly of London’s underworld. Never before have I heard a poem about cement being poured down a victims throat alongside the romantic skittishness of a teenage girl flirting with fairground boys.Yet both are laced with wry humour ” You have to be blonde or jet black , either way sister, there’s a lot of dyeing” (B Movie). Her tour de force is a poem about Pinochet’s love of gardening- read her collection to find out more.

A fabulous evening, the next event is at The Shrewsbury Coffeehouse,Castle Gates, Shrewsbury. 7pm – 9pm, an Open Mic: theme = ‘Nature’ – hosted by Liz Lefroy and Pip Bayley as part of Shrewsbury’s Darwin Festival, free entry.

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Run For Your Wife, Sutton Arts Theatre

Run For Your Wife

“Run for your wife”, by Ray Cooney, is one of the most successful stage farces of modern times, guaranteed to have an audience, and so it proved at a packed Sutton Arts Theatre on Friday night. First performed in 1983, producer Barrie Atchison presents it in contemporary style, rather than period piece. So leg warmers are out, and Charles and Camilla are in.

The script is not without its challenges for a modern production. The adult content is relatively tame, but attitudes to homosexuality, which are key to much of the humour, are very different now to thirty years ago. Back then, the memory of Jeremy Thorpe’s public ruination by homosexual allegations was fresh, now, no government front bench can be without gender, sexual and ethnic diversity. Thus the casual prejudices of the past no longer have the same comic value. The failure of last year’s film version highlights the dangers, but under the skilful direction of Atchison the carefully crafted comedy is polished and vibrant.

The tale is of London cab driver John Smith, with two wives, two lives, and a very precise schedule for juggling them both. He has one wife at home in Streatham, and another at home in Wimbledon, with occupants of the flat upstairs at both locations. So the stage is set.

Trouble brews when Smith is attacked, ending up in hospital. Both of his addresses surface, causing both the Streatham and Wimbledon police to investigate. Having upset his schedule, Smith becomes hopelessly entangled in his attempts with his unemployed neighbour upstairs in Wimbledon, to explain himself to his wives, two suspicious police officers, and a gay couple upstairs in Streatham to confuse matters.

The split single set works well offering a comedic potential which is fully realised. Richard Cogzel plays bigamist John Smith as a confused, bemused, wide-eyed observer of his own downfall, powerless to prevent events conspiring as his increasingly desperate explanations founder. His two wives are a nice contrast. Rachel Duncan plays Mary, whose solution to most things is in the kitchen, Lin Tran plays Barbera , whose solution to most things is in the bedroom. The former favours sensible non-matching underwear, the latter sports stockings, suspenders and vertiginous red high heels. Duncan’s quiet hysteria is well pitched and amusing, Tran’s sassy sex appeal is wholly convincing. Neighbour and unwitting accomplice Stanley Gardener is well handled by Dave Douglas as he is transformed from louche layabout to reluctant gay consort. Trying to make sense of the confusion are two detectives who offer the best performances of the night. Dan Payne’s bluff and incredulous DS Troughton is a delight, Stuart Goodwin’s well intentioned, but not so worldly wise DS Porterhouse, is the perfect foil. Richard Hamm has the difficult task of playing Bobby Franklin, the gay neighbour. Steeped in caricature drafted in another era. Hamm chooses a Louis Spence style persona whose rough edges are smoothed by the energy and brio of his performance.

Farces require plenty of movement, lots of doors opening and closing, and plenty of physical comedy. Atchison’s production delivers this in some style. Although the first half of the night took a little while to warm up, by the end, the laughter was constant, clothes were off and a brilliantly handled confessional finale with all protagonists on stage was a satisfying end to a very enjoyable night. “Run for your wife” continues until Saturday 15th February.

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February 2014, What’s On Midlands Spoken Word

Sun 2nd Poets with passion, Ort Cafe,500-504 Moseley Road, Balsall Heath, Birmingham, B12 9AH 3.30pm, free in open mic.

Tues 4th Night Blue Fruit, Coventry,7.30pm start, free in, Tony Owen hosts-open mic sign up on the night.

Tues 4th Word ,Y Theatre, East Street, Leicester LE1 6EY, just opposite Leicester Train Station7pm performers, 8pm, Audience, Open mic plus headliner. £6in
WORD! is the longest running poetry and spoken word night in Leicester. Based at The Y Theatre, Leicester, it takes place on the first Tuesday of every month, between 8.00 and 10.30pm. The evening is composed of an open mic, followed by a booked act-

Wed 5th Spire Writes, White swan, 16 St Marys Gate, Chesterfield,7.30 pm with rising star Helen Mort at a Real-ale specialist pub The White Swan and guest Roy Marshall

Wed 5th feb Poetic essence,Confession Box (65-66 Dale End, Birmingham City Centre, B4 7LS) 7.30pm
Please note that we have moved to a bigger home. Poetic Essence will no longer be at Talk Bar and will now be at Confession Box (65-66 Dale End, Birmingham City Centre, B4 7LS). A brand new venue to accommodate our growing family

You have your keys so come home February 5th.

wed 5th Confab cabaret 6, Mount Pleasant hotel, Malvern, 7.30pm

Confused? So are we. But the show WILL go on. ConFab Cabaret VI is still on this Wednesday 5th February, but this time we’re in The Harcourt Room (upstairs) at The Mount Pleasant Hotel, Belle Vue Terrace, Malvern, WR14 4PZ. We have our own private bar and everything!

ConFab VI will be bringing you the poetic delight that is Peter Wyton, former Gloucestershire Poet Laureate and smooth-tongued stalwart of page and stage, PLUS wonderful singer songwriter Heather Striplin, AND Worcestershire Poet Laureate Tim Cranmore, NOT with carrot, NOT with poetry, but with… ah well, you’ll have to wait and see.

There will also, of course, be tap dancing, birds, air triangle appreciation, The Silliest Raffle, Myfanwy’s Fox Pops, and your chance to take to the stage and share your Two Minute Talent in Prepare To Share. All are welcome to sign up for Prepare To Share on arrival and we’d particularly love to see the more unusual of your talents – break dancing, magic tricks, contortionism – which we may then book for future ConFabs!

FREE entry to all on production of their air triangle.

Please invite others, tell them about the change of venue and share the event details to spread The Joy of ConFab far and wide.

See you there? 🙂

Thurs 6th Good Impressions Spoken word, Cafe Impression, Atkins Building Hinckley, LE10 1QU,7.30pm £5in Hosted by Tom Phillips,ist Thursday Monthly

Thurs 6th Blackdrop Open Mic @ Canal House Bar, Canal Street, Nottm .8-10pm £3

Our event has an open mic, slots are approx 5mins long. Blackdrop is open to over 16s.

Poetry. Story. Comedy. Rap. Hip-hop. Song. Must be own original material. ALL WELCOME.

featuring Nottingham’s very own ALEX MOTORMOUF YOUNG!Alex will be BEATBOXING, SPITTING, FLOWING, AND DROPPING POETRY!

He’s worth every penny! Come on down and bring ya friends.

Thur 6th The Poetry Evening, The Shrewsbury Coffeehouse,Castle Gates, Shrewsbury. 7.30pm, Liz Lefroy officiates, with Katrina Naomi , Rosie shepherd and Jean Atkin

Rosie Shepperd’s poems have been published on both sides of the Atlantic. She was a finalist in the inaugural Manchester Poetry Prize, in the 2010 Cinnamon Press award and the 2010 Templar Pamphlet Prize, and won second prize in the 2013 Cardiff International Poetry Competition. She won the Ted Walter’s/Liverpool University Prize in 2009. Her Salt Modern Voices pamphlet will be out in 2012. Rosie’s pamphlet, That So-Easy Thing, was a winner in the 2011 Book & Pamphlet Competition, chosen by Carol Ann Duffy.

Katrina Naomi is a poet based in south London and is originally from Margate. She is working towards a Creative Writing PhD at Goldsmiths, with a focus on violence in poetry. Her first full collection, ‘The Girl with the Cactus Handshake’ (Templar Poetry), was shortlisted for the London New Poetry Award and received an Arts Council England writer’s award.

Jean Atkin works as a poet, writer and educator, and lives in Shropshire. In 2011 her pamphlet from Roncadora Press, ‘Lost at Sea’ was shortlisted for the Callum Macdonald Memorial Prize. She was shortlisted for the Magma Poetry Prize 2012, and Commended in the William Soutar Prize 2013.
Her poetry has been anthologised by Offa’s Press in The Poetry of Shropshire, Grey Hen Press in Running Before the Wind (2013), by Cinnamon Press in The Book of Euclid, and in Shropshire Butterflies (Fair Acre Press 2010). Her first collection Not Lost Since Last Time was published by Oversteps Books in spring 2013.

Saturday 8th FebruaryTo celebrate National Libraries’ Day Simon Fletcher will be reading from his poetry and talking about the importance of libraries at Wolverhampton Central Library, 10-11am. Free event

Saturday 8th February Poetry Love Slam at the Arena Theatre Wolverhampton. 7.30pm.

It’s a great night of entertainment…

“Follow the pheromones and check out the competition as Valentine versifiers declare their most passionate poetry in a cut and thrust contest to woo and win the hearts of the applaudience.

Heavenly hosts Sara-Jane Arbury and Marcus Moore compère thee to a slammer’s way, while judges rate the writing, measure the performances and find the wordster with the X-factor.”

Tickets: £10 full price/£8 concessions (concessions are usually available if you are under 16, a student in full time education, over 60, a recipient of Job Seekers Allowance, University of Wolverhampton staff and/or alumni. Please bring proof of status.)

Sun 9th Buzzwords, Exmouth Arms,Bath Road Cheltenham, Gloucestershire GL53 7LX, 7pm Workshop, open mic with Ros Barber

Mon 10th Pub Poetry Nottingham The Canal house, 48-52 Canal Street, Nottingham, NG1 7EH,8pm, 2nd monday : Free in, Open micContact Nick on pubpoetry@nottscomedyfestival.co.uk

Thurs 13th Pure and Good and Right with Sean Kelly, THE fox 4-32 Clarendon Avenue, Leamington Spa, CV32 4 RZ 7.30pm: £3 in,Every second Thursday of the month (except December) If you would like to know more about the night email: pgrpoetry@gmail.com This month not one, but two
guest poets!

Introducing… Laura Yates

One of Birmingham’s most beloved poets, and a champion of young poets through her work with the award winning Beatfreeks, we are delighted to welcome Laura for her PGR debut.

And welcoming back… Lorna Meehan

Scourge of vacuous celebs, alter ego of Melinda Deathgoth, professional actor and reluctant Morrissey convert, Lorna never fails to delight with her blend of humour and poignancy.DEFINITELY AN EVENING NOT TO BE MISSED!

You can book an Open mic slot on the night!

Admission £3 (£2 Student/OAP)

From time to time we are located upstairs, so please let us know if you require disabled access before the event.
If you would like to know more about the night email: pgrpoetry@gmail.com

Tuesday 11th ‘City Voices’, Wolverhampton. WV1 1ST 7.45pm Marion Cockin will be performing at ‘City Voices’, Lych Gate Tavern, Queen Square, Wolverhampton, 7.30pm. Tickets £2.50/ Under 16s £1 on the door. Should be a great evening with Ash Dickinson top of the bill.

Tuesday 11th ‘Mouth and Music’, the Boars Head Gallery, 39 Worcester Street, Kidderminster, DY10 1EW. 8.00pm Tickets £3.00

Tues 11th Scribal Gathering The Crown Stony Stratford:7.30pm,Get ready for another fantastic feast of musical mastercraft and poetical proficiency, bringing together lachrymatorially lyrical local live talent and perfervid performers from perfurther afield. . Doors open at 7.30 for a prompt 8.00 start.
Where: The Crown, Market Square, Stony Stratford MK11 1BE.
How: Free entry. Sign up for open mic on the night. Arrive early to avoid disapproval.

Tues 11th Tales at the Edge, White Lion Inn, Bridgnorth, Shropshire,Tales at the Edge is one of the country’s oldest and most established storytelling clubs, meeting in Bridgenorth on the 2nd Tuesday of every month (except August) at 8 pm.

Wed 12 th The Quad Derby QUAD, Market Place, Cathedral Quarter, Derby, DE1 3AS Second Wednesday 19.30 Free in, A monthly night of performed poetry for everyone, new performers always welcome or just come and listen, More details from QUAD or contact Les on T: 01332 206 734, http://www.derbyquad.co.uk

Wed 12 th Tea for Two, Stapleford, Cotgrave. 92, Derby Rd, Stapleford, Nottingham , NG9 7AD
An evening of poems and stories hosted by two local
performers – Dave Wood and Richard Young.

This time the featured act is: Jackie Brewster

Those wishing to read/perform are welcome to. Slots of approximately 5 minutes are available. Any spoken word, whether stories, poems or jokes is fine.

This a good chance to try out your writing in a relaxed environment.

Entrance : ‘buy a drink for admission’

There will be no microphones and all seating will be in the round.

Wed 12 th Spread the Word Flying Donkeys, Voicebox, Forman St Derby 8pm. DE1 1JQ.
Our popular open night – bring a tale or a song or a poem or just listen in! With Mel Blount as our featured Hot Spot in the second half.

Tickets £7 / £5 (<18). Advanced bookings Tel 01332 840007 or email Sophie on robandsophie@hotmail.com. Tickets also available at the door.

Thurs 13th The Shrewsbury Coffeehouse,Castle Gates, Shrewsbury.
7pm – 9pm
Poetry Open Mic: theme = ‘Nature’ – hosted by Liz Lefroy and Pip Bayley as part of Shrewsbury’s Darwin Festival (slots still available)

Thurs 13th Worcester Speakeasy, Drummonds 28 new st Worcester 7.30pm. £3*CHANGE OF VENUE for one month only* Open mic with guest Byron Vincent

Tues 18th.Poetry Alight” at the Kings Head PH ,21 Bird St, Lichfield, Staffordshire WS13 6PW, upstairs function room. 7:30pm until 10:30pm.
*NEW VENUE* Arrive early , 7.30pm prompt start -10pm ish finish Free Entry ,
“A terrific evening of poetry” – Mal Dewhirst, Staffs Poet Laureate…

…
Lichfield Poets proudly present the first Poetry Alight of 2014 in this quarterly series of poetry evenings, hosted by Gary Longden . Guest Headline poets are:

Jo Bell
Matt Merritt
Michelle Crosbie

It comprises visiting guest poets and an open mic section. Great pride is taken in introducing new poets to the audience, and new audiences to poets. Open mic spots, at 3mins each, may be booked in advance, a very few may be made available on the night, e-mail: Lichfield.Poets@hotmail.co.uk

Please note that our advance slots are always over-subscribed, all requests may not be successful.

The Kings Head, offers a range of hot food, as well as tea, coffee and booze! The audience is encouraged to arrive early, and the Kings Head is ideal to enjoy a supper with friends before proceedings.

This month’s distinguished guest poets include:

Jo Bell is one of the UK’s leading poets, a past Director of National Poetry Day, incumbent National Canal Poet Laureate, a doyenne of the festival circuit when performing, and a stalwart supporter of festivals, not least in her capacity as trustee of the Ledbury Poetry Festival. Jo’s poetry is accessible but never dumbed down, challenging but always within reach. This is a rare chance to catch her in Lichfield, you will not be disappointed.
http://belljarblog.wordpress.com/

Matt Merritt is a journalist, historian, ornithologist and poet. He lives near Leicester, England, and writes (and reads lots of) poetry. His new collection, The Elephant Tests, is out now from Nine Arches Press. Hi previous collection, hydrodaktulopsychicharmonica, was published by Nine Arches in 2010. His first collection, Troy Town, was published in March 2008 by Arrowhead Press, and his chapbook, Making The Most Of The Light, was published in 2005 by Happenstance Press. Pithy and rounded his writing is a delight.
http://polyolbion.blogspot.co.uk/

Michelle Crosbie is an emerging Midlands poet whose stage presence and rehearsed reading has delighted audiences from Worcester to Wolverhampton, engaging and compelling, Michelle is an irresistible live performer.

Reviews of past Poetry Alights are available here:

THE SPARK THAT BECOMES A FLAME.

IT TAKES JUST A SPARK TO SET POETRY ALIGHT!

Tues 18th Poetry Lounge The Sitting Room,3 Upper Galdeford (above Thai Box), SY8 1QD
Ludlow’s new Poetry Open Mic Night!

Join us in the quirky comfort and abundant lampshades of The Sitting Room. Take poetry with your glass of wine from the depths of an armchair…
Your compere for the evening with his frilly cuffs peeping, will be James Sheard

Wed 19thLeicester DMU,6-7.30pm in room 2.30 of the Clephan Building at De Montfort University, we’re holding an evening of readings and talks to celebrate the 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF CRYSTAL CLEAR CREATORS. The event is free and open to all. You can see more details here: https://www.dmu.ac.uk/cultural-exchanges-festival/2014/19-wednesday-crystal-clear-is-10.aspx – it’d be lovely to see you there!

Thur 2oth Hit the ode, Victoria PH, Birmingham City Centre,Hit the Ode brings the most exciting poets from the region, the country and the world to the heart of Birmingham. Join us! We have poems. Poems you’ve played tag with when you were younger; poems dug up by puzzled archaeologists; poems seen racing down the ringroad on big wheel tricycles. Good poems. Come and get them. Open mic and booking on the door.

Featuring:
Julie Boden – from Leamington Spa
Ann Porro – from Alnmouth – Slamalgamate winner,

Fri 21st Spoken Worlds 19:30 The Old Cottage Tavern , Byrkley St,eet, Burton-upon-Trent DE14 2JJ Open mic gajwriter@btinternet.com

Thur 20th The Shipping Forecast Spoken Word, the riverside Sheffield 1 Mowbray St, Sheffield, S3
Hello forecasters

more sea themed spoken word cabaret this month

featuring

February the 20th

Byron Vincent

One of BBC poetry season’s New Talent Choices, Byron Vincent is a regular at the nation’s most prestigious literary and music festivals. He has performed several times on television and national radio, including Channel 4’s Random Acts, Radio 4’s Bespoken Word and BBC 3’s The Verb. He was poet in residence for the South West of England for Apples and Snake’s ground breaking poetry project My Place or Yours. His first collection Barking Doggerel was released May 2010 by Nasty Little Press. He was co-founder, compere, producer and programmer for one of The UK’s most highly regarded Spoken Word nights at The Bristol Old Vic. Byron has worked as a writer and performer on several theatre projects including The RSC’s Midsummer Night’s dreaming. He is also co-creator of bespoke story telling project Made Up, which in its first year won commissions from both MAYK’s Mayfest in Bristol and Escalator East in Norwich. He is currently devizing his debut solo theatre show Talk About Something You like.

“He’s a geeeeenius” John Cooper Clarke
“The most precocious talent on show” The Times

http://www.byronvincent.com

Plus Genevieve Carver

Genevieve Carver is a locally renowned poet based in Sheffield, and has performed at festivals and events from the Edinburgh Fringe to the Off the Shelf Festival of Words. She writes about the realities of the everyday in a rhymical, lively and thoughtful way, sometimes playing her own piano compositions aong with her work. Genevieve’s poems have appeared in Now Then magazine and a recent anthology of Sheffield Poets, and she was recently longlisted for the Poetry Society National Competition and shortlisted for the York Literature Festival Poetry Competition. plus open mic ask for slots hosted by Stan Skinny and George the shark tickets £5 7.45pm start

Fri 21st Diverse dancers- Ort Cafe, 500 Moseley Rd Balsall Heath,7.30pm an evening of poetry, art, music combined with a photo exhibition from Najma Hush

Sun 23nd Rhyme and Tells at the Six Bells in Bishops Castle, Shropshire,Meets every 4th Sunday of the month (except for public holidays) at 8 pm – 10.30 pm. It is free admission and an open session for poetry, prose and storytelling.
For further details please contact Mike on 01588 680685.

Mon 24th Poetry Open Mic, calahouse, Nottingham, 8pm

Tuesday 25thPurple Penumbra Open Mic, Barlow Theatre, Oldbury:7.30pm
Bring your poetry and your pals to this open mic event, or just come and be entertained.
Those with a musical bent who can fill in a gap or two with something melodic and acoustic are particularly welcome.
Enliven, enrich and enhance the experience of the famous Barlow Theatre bar with your presence, why not?

Tues 25th The Telling Space, Mythstories, *NEW VENUE* (relocated from Wem) Mythstories,The Shrewsbury Coffeehouse,5 Castle Gates, SY1 2AE,Wem, Shropshire,The club meets on the 4th Tuesday of every month unless otherwise stated. Please check the website under ‘opening hours and events’ http://www.mythstories.com or contact Dez or Ali on 01939 235500 for further information.
Meet at 7 pm for refreshments (bring food to share) or at 7.30 pm for stories. A chance to listen or an opportunity to tell. Admission is free.

Tues 25th Word Wizards Buckingham Hotel Buxton 19.30. Open mic three minute slam format More info Poetryslamuk@aol.com

Tues 25th Poetry Wednesbury,Wednesbury Library, 7.15pm with Brendan Hawthorne, open mic,brisk 10 min walk from metro, wednesbury great western street or five from wednesbury bus station

Wed 26th The Poetry Train Open Mic @ the Lyche Gate Tavern Queen Square Wolverhampton last Wednesday of the month 8pm dept. http://www.tonystringfellow.com/index.asp?pageid=506170

Wed 26th “42″ Open Mic Night (Gothic, Horror, Sci-Fi & Fantasy) Lunar Bar, New St Worcester, 7.30, Free in:last wed monthly E-mail: 42openmicnight@42genrearts.co.uk

Wed 26thPackhorse Poets,The Packhorse Inn, Crowdecote, near Longnor,Derbys on the fourth Wednesday of each month, 7.30pm

Sunday, 2nd March Buzzwords,Upstairs at The Exmouth Arms, Bath Road, Cheltenham
£5 waged, £3 unwagedWorkshop, led by Peter Daniels, 7pm Guest readings and open mic 8pm,Guest poet: Peter Daniels,Do visit our blog:http://buzzwordspoetry.blogspot.com/

Friday 7th Threesome poetry,The Pod, 1a Lamb Street which is central Cov,7.30pm with Liz lefroy

Friday 28 March 2014, An Evening with Ian McMillan and Gareth Owen,Catrin Finch Centre, Glyndwr University

An evening of poetry and other delights with Ian McMillan and Gareth Owen. Ian McMillan is a prodigiously talented solo performer and writer and presenter of BBC Radio 3’s ‘The Verb’ and Gareth Owen is poet, playwright and former presenter of BBC Radio 4’s ‘Poetry Please’. Both poets are guaranteed to make the audience of whatever age laugh and see life from quirky angles.

This is an exciting opportunity for everyone to hear and be inspired by these two writers performing their poetry, and to hear them speak about the process of writing and what makes them tick.

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Spire Writes, Chesterfield, January 2014

helen mort
This was my third visit to Spire Writes but my first to the new venue, the White Swan PH. A deluge outside of biblical proportions was ignored by a burgeoning audience which spilled out of the main room into the hallway. The move has clearly worked. Spire Writes is hosted by rising poetic star Helen Mort whose upwards trajectory is as deserved as it is impressive. Current Derbyshire Poet Laureate, her debut collection Division St has received critical acclaim and was nominated for the TS Elliott Prize 2013. Not that success has affected her. Quiet and self –effacing, she is a smooth, effortless compere whose address book opens doors for guests of tonight’s calibre. Charlie, her whippet, is also to hand, faithfully dozing at her feet, to ensure that he reminds her of her priorities.

alan buckleyCo-guest headliners were the inspired pairing of Jo Bell and the lesser known , but no less impressive, Alan Buckley. Jean Sprackland has described Alan Buckley’s work as “…alive with the need to understand. These poems are like X-rays, which see through the surfaces of things…”. Alan’s pamphlet “Shiver” (tall-lighthouse) was a Poetry Book Society choice. He has been widely published in magazines including The Dark Horse, Magma and The Rialto and he was shortlisted for the inaugural Picador Poetry Prize. He works in Oxford as a psychotherapist, and as a school writer-in-residence for the charity First Story.

jo bellThey performed solo, and together, in sets which combined and intertwined in a hugely satisfying fashion. His time helping Jo to crew her narrowboat inspired The Flood a counterpoint to Jo’s offering from the same journey River Severn, both of which were pastoral gems, yet Alan’s talents also stretched to electronic battleships, with the same laconic ease richly on show. Jo too displayed her versatility, from the pastoral to the problems of ex boyfriends with the same name. She continues to dominate the spoken word circuit as one of its leading lights combining being popular with never dumbing down her material to be populist.

A fearsomely impressive open mic slot was expertly despatched with numerous strong contributions from an audience whose demand for slots far outstripped supply with the lucky readers showing admirable restraint and brevity to keep the evening on track. Spire Writes next plays on Wednesday 5th February with guest Roy Marshall at The White Swan PH, 16 St Mary’s Gate, Chesterfield, S41 7TJ, 7.30pm, free in.

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Poems 2014

Thack moorA Cumbria peak has been declared a mountain after amateur surveyors found it was three quarters of an inch (2cm) higher than originally thought.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-22025371

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Growing Up

Thack Moor rests still,
No longer a hill,
In a moment something more.

By three quarters of an inch
It is, by a pinch,
Now a mountain.

Men, GPS besotted,
Have visited and re-plotted,
Stark Cumbrian thrust.

Its straining bleak peak,
Now exceeds two thousand feet,

Without pause, or hiatus,
Gaining rightful status

Neither moor, nor tor,
But established for sure-
As England’s mountain, two hundred and fifty four.

November Meeting

horse

Lazy cannon fire of hooves,
Swathed in dragon’s snort mist
A morning dew of sweat in the 3.15
Rippling haunches kissed
By a reminder of the task
Bunched together, poised
To do what is asked
With gaits of silk
Pygmies carried by giants

Only the finish counts, blinkered
Riding the swelling oaths
From willing stands
With galloping heart, from standing start
And it is over in a flash
To a sauntering gambol
Amidst the slips of misfortune
Before weighing room judgement
All is in the balance.

In a moment

Bright light blasted all it touched.
White sheets, clear glass,
silver instruments intensified its stare.
Hope defiantly yelled,
staff whispered,
then mumbled.
Not wanting to be heard.
A short sleeved robe is comfortable in a warm room.

LED lights struggled to define their declining numbers,
tumbling in silent toll.
Soft shoes hummed in urgent sprint.
Fast enough?
You can only do your best,
The next leg in the relay will come soon .
Note boards rustled,
doors opened and closed,
cushioned.
And I strained to hear each shallow breath amidst this cacophony.

A Narrative Verdict

Perhaps that is all there is?
No judgement by human hand
Just a few words, to help us understand
A life summed up
In a sentence

Absence is the ultimate certification
Of what is no more
Unlike a sentence
It has no end

Princes Park, Burntwood

Prince's Park

Not quite a forest, with only three trees,
They even have names, faith, hope and charity.

Yet on the United Kingdom it has made its mark
As the country’s smallest park.
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For the marriage of Prince Albert, and Alexandra,
It was created in commemoration

As a gesture of appreciation,
From a very grateful nation.

Neatly fenced, with bench seating too
It welcomes visitors- but just a few.

I’m Just Against It

gherkin

Why
Do they put
That slice of gherkin
In their hamburgers?

I
Know junk food
Is bad for me yet
Sometimes I am weak

But
Token green
Tastes and looks obscene
Mister MacDonald

Girl on a Motorcycle

She is wearing leathers now
Coating her skin, saliva slick
Legs astride, ready to go

Androgynous helmet,
Betrayed by supple curves
In glorious anonymity

Her hand grips in soft caress
Throttle waiting to be touched
Its power unleashed

Wild wind strokes the nape
Of her just exposed neck
As she likes it

Braking late, so the rubber hesitates
Tantalisingly, on harsh asphalt
Teasing its deadly kiss

Accelerating away in kaleidoscopic blur
Sounds drowned in pursuit
Of the horizon

Be Afraid

Fear Africa, blacks and Ebola
Fear inadequate precautions
Fear Travel

Fear the Islamic State
Fear the butchers knife
Fear Jihad John

Fear Russia
Fear invasion
Fear tanks rolling across borders

Fear Climate change
Fear being too hot
Fear being too cold

Fear for our children
Fear they will not be
As clever as us

Fear for tomorrow
That it will not be
As perfect as today

Fear that inflation
Is too high
Or too low

Or grasp the day
In such a way
That fear is no more

The Tip

It could win
It should win
It can win
It cant lose
It might win
It didn’t

All Politicians are Bastards

 

Politicians who travel by rail, first class are stuck up bastards

Politicians who travel standard class ,thereby depriving standard class travellers of a seat, are thoughtless bastards

Politicians who give up their train seats to the pregnant and elderly, when they could have driven by Ministerial car, are inconsiderate bastards

Politicians who use Ministerial cars are traffic congesting bastards

Politicians who cycle, demanding that police open gates for them, are pleb hating bastards

Politicians who fly, are global warming bastards

Politicians who walk, taking up valuable pedestrian space from those who cannot afford other forms of transport, are inconsiderate bastards.

All politicians are bastards

 

Le Pen

All that it takes is a brush, rushed

A choice, to find a voice

Or a silencer

At a stroke, a line, bullet straight

Poised, for the noise

Of confusion

Expression and repression

Pouring automatically from the muzzle

Escaping, leaking ink, distorting

Born free, yet chained

This is my truth, tell me yours

Of what you can do instead of what you do do

Arms linked, fingers crossed

 

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January 2014, What’s On Midlands Spoken Word

The new year opens with a plethora of fine regular events and the opening of a new one, The Poetry Lounge in Ludlow on Tues 21st.Severla events catch the eye, but Helen Mort’s Spire Writes in Chesterfield on we 8th with Jo Bell looks the pick of them.

Thurs 2nd Poetry Jam, Urban Coffee House,30 Church St, B3 2NP Birmingham, Come jam with an open community of creative minds for yet another Poetry Jam!!!

FREE ENTRY starting promptly at 7pm to fit as many performers in as possible (advised to come early as seats have proven to fill up fairly quickly).

OPEN MIC, sign up on arrival we welcome poetry, spoken word, rap etc

If you have a spare moment and want to help us keep these events as good as they can be, please give us some feedback: https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/5WVZ5FT

For more info please email info@beatfreeks.com

Look forward to seeing many of you there,
Spread the word!

#TeamBeatfreeks

Thurs 2ndThe Shrewsbury Coffeehouse,5 Castle Gates, SY1 2AE Shrewsbury, Shropshire. 7.30pm

Start the new year with poetry. Your own or other people’s. Both. Make it a resolution. You will not regret it. If you do regret it, you can write a poem about regret. They are some of the best ones.

Friday, January 3, Ozieri Poety slam 2014.5:30pm in UTC+01., Ex Convento delle Clarisse,
Accorrete: poeti, parolieri, attori, rappers, commedianti e chi più ne ha più partecipi!

Con il patrocinio della LIPS – Lega Italiana Poetry Slam
Finalmente il Poetry Slam arriva a Ozieri!
La fantastica gara poetica nata a Chicago nel 1987 ad opera del grande Marc Smith è arrivata fino alla Perla del Logudoro!

Regole:
Testi scritti di proprio pugno
3 minuti a testa
Niente costumi né oggetti scenici
Solo voce e corpo
Il pubblico decreta il vincitore
No limiti di lingua

(Ogni partecipante dovrà portare almeno 3 testi)

Dà accesso alla finale sarda poetry slam!

Per partecipare manda una mail @ pierluigimanchia@gmail.com oppure scrivi sulla pagina dell’evento.
Massimo 12 Partecipanti.

Emcee della Serata: Sergio Garau & Stan Cracker

Saranno presenti eccezionali ospiti:
Clara Farina in rappresentanza del Premio Ozieri
Laura Wihlborg campionessa di slam svedese 2008!

Per partecipare manda una mail @ pierluigimanchia@gmail.com oppure scrivi sulla pagina dell’evento.
Massimo 12 Partecipanti.

Partecipanti (lista in corso di aggiornamento)
Andrea Doro da Sorso
Amantia Martinelli da Ozieri/ Sassari
Frankie Fancello da Porto Torres
Marco Dell’Avvento da Ippichiu, lontano
Riccardo Camboni da Ozieri
Andrea Tedde direttamente da Leningrad
Marco Fenudi da lì davanti
Mario C. Borghi da Ozieri
Giovanni Enne da Ozieri
Gavino Barria
Giacomo Crobe
Giuseppe Flash Satta da Ozieri
Info sullo slam: http://www.lellovoce.it/spip.php?rubrique15

Mon 6th Gorilla Poetry Slam, Sheffield,7:30pm until 10:30pm.
Delaney’s Music Bar,17, Cemetery Road, S11 8FJ Sheffield
Hello there Gorillas!

We’re starting off a new slam season, with a fresh score board. This is a chance for you all to challenge yourselves and raise your game in both writing and performing. It’s also an opportunity to be part of a family of creative people who will overwelm you with support for your craft.

As well as the slam, we’ll have an open mic segment for all of you poets who don’t feel quite ready to compete.

If you want a slot for either, let us know on the wall of this event.

Rules for the slam are the same: Scores will be given by four judges who volunteer on the night, they range from 0 to 10.9. Each poet will be asked to bring three poems, each of which must be under 3 minutes long. No props/ costumes allowed. There is a trophy, whether the slam winner will encounter it is a whole new kettle of fish. Welcome to Gorilla!

Spread the word, spread the love, and come join us for a feast of words.

Tues 7th,Word, Y Theatre Leicester,8:00pm.The Y Theatre,
7 East Street, LE1 6EY Leicester

For our first WORD! of 2014 we’ve got the fabulous RALPH DARTFORD as our guest poet!
Ralph writes narrative poems from the heart. Sometimes funny, sometimes bittersweet, sometimes as sad as a lost dog. He has been published in The Guardian, Stirring Magazine, Pulp Faction and London Territories. His first Collection, ‘Cigarettes, Beer and Love’ was recently published by Ossett Observer.

Reviews…

‘Cigarettes, Beer and Love’ is up there with some of the most exquisite poetry books I’ve had the pleasure of handling. It is handbag-sized, a mini book that begs to be touched and carried with you, every page lovingly hand-crafted from fine paper and card. Ralph’s poems are nestled between urban photographs which add a cryptic depth and shot of colour to his first collection. The images feel symbolic against the poetry, they might not be, but even so, they invite the reader to chew over them and try to link dot-to-dots between the words on the page and the camera’s gaze. ~
Rachael Smart, ABC Tales.

What I liked over the whole collection was the plain-speaking quality, which makes for surprising moments in its use of language and line-breaks. It isn’t full of obscure references and allusions, but instead reconfigures very everyday things with very everyday words – but not in an everyday way. ~ Caleb Parkin, The Culture Vulture.

This volume of 20 poems by Ralph Dartford is a collaboration between the following artists and craftspeople:

Photographs by Sharon Shephard
Graphic Design by Tony Shephard
Lithographic printing by Leeds Graphic Press
Letterpress Cover and Belly Band by Nick Loaring at The Print Project
Hand binding by Roger Grech at Papercut Bindery.

January’s WORD! will also feature specially booked performances from Zee Oliver and Richard Byrt.

We may have visuals from our resident film-maker Keith Allott.

More info to follow soon!

Sign up to perform with the compere from 7pm.

WORD!…With Ralph Dartford
Tuesday, January 7th, 2014. The Y Theatre, 8pm (performers, 7pm)

£3/£4 (Box Office : 0116 255 7066)

Wed 8th Spire Writes, White Swan,16 St Mary’s Gate, S41 7TJ Chesterfield, 7.45

It’s January. It’s miserable outside. You’ve got no money…. Luckily, there’s a free poetry night happening in a cosy upstairs room of a Chesterfield pub! Sorted. Our guests for the new year will be the amazing Jo Bell and Alan Buckley.

JO BELL is a poet, boat dweller and the national Canal Laureate for the Poetry Society and Canal and River Trust. Twice nominated for the Ted Hughes Award, her work is lively and vivid.

Jean Sprackland has described ALAN BUCKLEY’s work as “…alive with the need to understand. These poems are like X-rays, which see through the surfaces of things…”. Alan’s pamphlet “Shiver” (tall-lighthouse) was a Poetry Book Society choice. He has been widely published in magazines including The Dark Horse, Magma and The Rialto and he was shortlisted for the inaugural Picador Poetry Prize. He works in Oxford as a psychotherapist, and as a school writer-in-residence for the charity First Story.

As usual, there’ll be open mic slots, real ale at the bar and we’ll finish in time for the last train.

All welcome.

Thurs 9th Spoken word at the Ort cafe, sparkbrook ,ORT,
500-504 Moseley Road, B12 9AH Birmingham, 7.30
Another fun evening of spoken word, poetry, stories, comedy and just a little bit of music 😉
the event is free but there is a suggested donation of £3
a few open mic spots will be available on the night

Thurs 9th Tea on the Square, Much wenlock, Liz Lefroy is our special guest at Poetry Breakfast this Thursday morning at Tea on the Square. Liz runs the now famous Shrewsbury Coffee House poetry readings every month and won the 2011 Roy Fisher Prize for new work in poetry, endowed by Carol Ann Duffy. Gillian Clarke said Liz’s first published pamphlet was ‘a triumph’. Join us to hear Liz reading and enjoy coffee & croissants and good company, at Tea on the Square this Thursday, January 9th, at 9am. What a way to start the day! All very welcome.

Thursday 9 January 2014 Worcester SpeakEasy, the Worcestershire LitFest & Fringe spoken word evening takes place at 19:30 on the second Thursday of each month at The Old Rectifying House, North Parade, Worcester WR1 3NN. Next event is . To book a slot email Maggie or Fergus at speakeasy.litfest@gmail.com or via a Facebook PM (private message) http://www.facebook.com/worcsspeakeasy

Thursday 9 January 2014 PUREandGOODandRIGHT is an Open Mic poetry event taking place at The Fox,32 Clarendon Ave, Leamington spa, CV32 4RZ

Every second THURSDAY of the month (except December)

Next event: Thursday 9 January
7.30 p.m start
This month our special guest is …Dwane Reads

Hailing from Derby and performing in different guise since 1985 (Live Art, Music & Poetry), Dwane has taken his poetry out and about and clocked up 160 gigs across the country to date. Performances include festivals, a support slot for the legendary John Cooper Clarke at the Flowerpot Derby (Oct 2011), and a successful One-man show “Big Bet Boy & Tales Of other Crazy Fools”, which opened at the Buxton Fringe in July 2012.
His anthology ‘The annoying megaphone pigeon’ was recently released via Piggy Bank press, and his poetry has been described as:’ funny & serious & quite magnificent’: Silhouette Press (2013)He has featured his poetry on BBC radio Derby, Nottingham, plus community internet stations. Trips are planned for Eire and Germany later on in the year including gigs & radio appearances. Catch him in Leamington Spa while you can!
DEFINITELY AN EVENING NOT TO BE MISSED! You can book an Open mic slot on the night!
Admission £3 (£2 Student/OAP) From time to time we are located upstairs, so please let us know if you require disabled access before the event.
If you would like to know more about the night email: pgrpoetry@gmail.com

Friday 10th January 2014 Culture, Real Ale and Poetry” Burton Pub Poetry night at the Old Cottage Tavern (Byrkley Street, behind Town Hall). Starts 8pm.
Usual format. Please bring along your favourite light-hearted poems, monologues or limericks to share. Original or borrowed equally welcome. Do invite any interested friends. Hosted by Adrian Thompson.
Check http://www.pubpoet.blogspot.com for up to date info.
Join in or just sit back and enjoy!

Sunday 12th January hoodwink elixir The Stables Bar,Behind The Bull Hotel,High Street
Stony Stratford,MK11 1AQ8pm – 11.00pm

Spoken word returns to its spiritual home in The Stables Bar, behind the Bull Hotel in Stony Stratford.

This is the Hoodwink Elixir – an open forum dedicated to the performance and promotion of spoken word in all its forms and guises: poetry, storytelling, stand-up, public speaking, dramatic monologue, oratory and soliloquy – anything with a vocal point. All are welcome to enter this creative space and give a voice to thought.

The Hoodwink Elixir will host regular open mic spoken word events on the second Sunday of every month, with performance slots available to anyone who has something to say. Each month will bring a featured performance from a special guest speaker and this month Red Phoenix, international storyteller, word-weaver and myth-maker will regale you with tales to leave you spellbound.

This is the Hoodwink Elixir – an open space dedicated to the performance and celebration of the spoken word in all forms and guises.

Poets, storytellers, speakers, stand-ups, orators, versifiers and soliloquisers, all are welcome to speak out and share their words and thoughts.

Got something to say? Come and have a word!

Entry: £3.00

Tuesday 14th January 2014. Scribal Gathering The Crown, Market Square, Stony StratfordDoors at 7.30 for 8pm start

January brings with it fresh starts and new beginnings, and Scribal Gathering returns to ring in the new year with a feast of spoken word celebrations and musical resolutions.

As we cross the threshold into 2014, let us cast aside the shadows of last year and invite two-faced Janus to exercise diplomacy and see us safely forward. This is the year that all our hopes and dreams will be rewarded, and so make a start by getting yourselves down to Stony Stratford’s premiere open mic music and poetry event and supporting the emerging performers and established talent that keep the light of creativity shining through the long nights and wistful dawns.

The featured performers this month will be The Screaming House Madrigals, kicking off the first of a series of gigs and milestones for the forthcoming year, and the outgoing Bard of Stony Stratford, Richard Frost, offering an annual round up in his final official appearance before a new incumbent is instated a week later.

There are open mic slots available for anyone who wants to share their creativity and join the jamboree, as well as the usual magic and mayhem that makes Scribal Gathering the place to be to take the next steps into the future.
Tues 14th Mouth and Music, Boars head, Kiddermisnter, 8pm
We celebrate our 2nd birthday with an evening of spoken word and music flavoured by memories of Childhood.

“Frum the Coal ‘ole”
BILLIE SPAKEMON will tell vivid stories of growing up in the Black Country – “I spent a lot of my early life in the coal ‘ole. It was usually to escape my Mom who was chasing me with a boiler stick.”

Acoustic folk singer songwriter
JEN ROBINS will bring a gutsy blend of spiritual yearning & practical reality, with a touch of humour

HEATHER WASTIE is MC and open mic sign-up is from 7.30 on the night (5 minutes spoken word or 2 songs)

Admission £3 (free to performers)

Wed 15th Ouse muse,Harpurs Restaurant and Wine Bar,46-48 Tavistock Street, MK40 2RD Bedford,
The first Ouse Muse of the year promises to be a great night – so don your winter woolies and get down to Harpurs for a joint evening with the Circus of Illustration and our guest poet John Greening. Still plenty of open mic space for old stagers or new faces, £3 just listening £2 if reading and £2 for all our Circus of Illustration guests.

Thurs 16th Hit The ode Victoria PH Birmingham, 7.30pm. £5 in

Apples and Snakes presents

HIT THE ODE

Hit the Ode brings the most exciting poets from the region, the country and the world to the heart of Birmingham.

Join us! We have poems. Poems you’ve played tag with when you were younger; poems dug up by puzzled archaeologists; poems seen racing down the ring-road on big wheel tricycles. Good poems. Come and get them.

Open mic: half of the open mic slots available via email (bohdan@applesandsnakes.org), the other half can be claimed on the door on the day of the event.

Thur 16thThe Shipping Forecast Spoken Word,the riverside sheffield 1 Mowbray St, Sheffield

‘January sail’

only £3/ £2 for concessions

@stanskinny
@poetryforecast
http://www.stanskinny.co.uk
theshippingforecast.weebly.com

Hello and happy new year forecasters

New year and a new line up for the Shipping forecast at it’s new venue the Riverside pub, 1 mowbray street, oooh.

and it’s exciting times ahead as we continue to deliver the best in spoken word across the country and locally in the only nautical themed comedy cabaret night in the UK right here in landlocked Sheffield.
This year looks to be the best yet for the forecast as we have programmed a real bobby dazzler of a line up over the next 6 months with the likes of Byron Vincent, Luke Wright, Ross Sutherland and many more plus the usual blend of games, features, message in a bottle with Sting, Liam Gallager’s book review and George the angry shark and of course the naff raffle. Open mic slots are also available email for a slot.

Starting with

January the 16th ‘January sail’

Adam Kammerling

Adam Kammerling is the Hammer And Tongue UK Slam Champion 2012, the Hackney Slam Champion 2011 and the Brighton Slam Champion 2010. He is also a member of the critically acclaimed Chill Pill Poetry Collective and a celebrated battle MC with Dont Flop.

Since 2008 Adam has consistently produced varied and immersive works that nudge at the boundaries of performance poetry. His writing celebrates the minutiae with an observant eye and a healthy dose of surreal humour. Adam is an accomplished MC, having cut his teeth at the open-mic cyphers and rap battles of the Brighton hip hop scene, and incorporates these skills into his works and performances.

He has written and performed for the BBC’s Natural History Unit, the British Arts Council in Poland, at Glastonbury, Latitude and countless other festivals. He has appeared in theatres all over the UK, and has performed across the South of England with his collaborative musical projects.

As a collaborative artist he has worked with the London Sound Painting Orchestra, the afro/ska/reggae/punk band, Animal Circus, and numerous hip hop producers, releasing the Letters EP in 2012 to much acclaim.

Gav Roberts

Rotherham based poetry legend and creator of ROMP. Gav’s work is truly honest, bringing out the beauty, comedy and poignancy in the most banal of everyday events through a unique and instantly recognisable voice.

plus open mic

tickets £3

7.45pm

Fri 17th Word up,Yorks Bakery Cafe,1-3 Newhall Street, B3 3NH Birmingham,
Following the amazing Christmas word up and the emotional send off of the wonderful Ro and Mark, Bluebell Ddotti and Alexandra Moran are very pleased to announce that the first word up of the new year will be on Friday 17th January at Yorks Bakery Cafe, kicking off around 7.

Whether you’ve performed your poetry before or not, we’d love to see loads of you there and performing so drop either of us a facebook message if you want a slot or any more information about the night.

But it’s sure to be a fun, informal way to kick off 2014 😀
Hope to see loads of you there 🙂

Sat 18th
Unitarian Church, Emmanuel Road, Cambridge, CB1 1JW
£6 on the door / £4 advance
Tickets on sale here: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/252588

This month, SHINDIG and purveyors of performance poetry Allographic Press team up to provide an interdisciplinary clash of words and music, sound and vision, language and location.

Soundtracked live by Norwich 7-piece (!) Wooden Arms, the evening promises to introduce music fans to a wide variety of linguists and poetry fans to a delightful slice of gorgeous music.

At time of writing, our all star line-up of wordsmiths includes (in vaguely alphabetical order):

// Daisy T-G – http://www.youtube.com/user/daisytgpoetry
// Fay Roberts Poet – http://www.fayroberts.co.uk/
// Hollie Mcnish – http://holliemcnish.com/
// Leanne Moden – http://tenyearstime.blogspot.co.uk/
// Nikki Marrone – http://www.mixcloud.com/nikki-marrone/
// Patrick Widdess – http://www.patrickwiddess.co.uk/
// Russell J Turner – https://soundcloud.com/russelljturner

A wide roster of styles and substances if ever there was one; from skewed surrealism to lyrical storytelling, from black-hearted theatre to witty limericks. The majority of the above will be jumping feet first into musical experimentation, and we hope you’ll be there to cheer them on.

The event is brought to you by the following corporate sponsors:

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// Wooden Arms – http://www.woodenarms.co.uk/

Wooden Arms make ethereal, orchestral indie, laden with beautiful harmonies, textures and instrumentation: sound reverberated through bone to flesh; a clattering composition of cacophony. Listen to their self-titled EP on their website above, and stay tuned for new music soon.

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// Allographic Press – http://www.allographic.co.uk/

Allographic aims to specialise in producing written and recorded publications of poetry, short stories, artwork, photography and music (sometimes all at once…). They plan for publications to be available to buy online, at live events, and in the shops, in a variety of media

Sun 19th Flashes of fiction,Drummonds,28 New Street, WR5 1BU Worcester,
We are delighted to announce the launch of the Flash Fiction anthology from writers in the WLF Flash Fiction competition. Selected writers will be reading their Flashes, starting at 4pm. Please let us know if you want to Flash with us 🙂

Competition organiser and judge, Lindsay Stanberry-Flynn, and judge Calum Kerr, will be at Drummonds, The Swan With Two Nicks, Worcester. We may be treated to one or two of their own Flashes!

Copies of the anthology will be available – perfect gifts throughout the year – come along and get yours signed by the authors!

Mon 20th Shindig,The Western,70 Western Road, LE3 0GA Leicester,7.30
FREE AND OPEN TO ALL! Crystal Clear Creators and Nine Arches Press present Shindig! Open-Mic Poetry Evening, featuring special guest writers Lindsay Waller-Wilkinson, Cathy Grindrod, Charlie Jordan, Joe Coghlan. Sign up for open-mic slots on the door. All welcome, and the event is free.

Tues 21st Bardic Trials, The Crown, Market Square, Stony Stratford MK11 1BE,
The Bardic Council of Stony Stratford presents the Bardic Trials – a quest to find the new Bard of Stony Stratford. This is an open competition before a live audience, calling all performers to compete before their peers and a panel of expert judges for the coveted and prestigious position of the Town Bard. Anyone can be the Bard – poets, performers, singers, songwriters, storytellers, speakers, orators or reciters – anyone with a voice who knows how to use it is welcome to enter into the spirit of the Bardic Tradition and become the new Bard for 2014.

The Bard of Stony Stratford is an official civic position, recognised and supported by the Town Council, and acting as a figurehead for the spirit of creativity, community and culture within the town. Each year, a new Bard is elected by common consent in an open contest before a public vote. They will hold their tenure for a year and a day, during which time they will be called upon to write and perform bespoke pieces to celebrate the activities and achievements of the community, and preside over public events.

Tues 21st Poetry Lounge The Sitting Room,3 Upper Galdeford (above Thai Box), SY8 1QD
Ludlow’s new Poetry Open Mic Night!

Join us in the quirky comfort and abundant lampshades of The Sitting Room. Take poetry with your glass of wine from the depths of an armchair…
Your compere for the evening with his frilly cuffs peeping, will be James Sheard

Wed 22nd unity in the community, Centre for Oneness, Great Western Street, Wednesbury, WS10 0AS 7pm

Theme is New Horizons. Nelson Mandela showed how love and forgiveness can bring new horizons lets continue in the same spirit. Poetry/Songs on this theme is most welcome. FREE event 🙂

Wed 22nd Find the Right Words,The Cookie Jar,68 High Street, Basement, LE1 5YP Leicester,7.30pm
Are you blue that it’s no longer Christmas? Have you had to curb your cheese intake? Was your New Years party not quite the best night of your life as you’d been promised?

Come cheer up with Bridget Minamore, Ben Norris and a pint at The Cookie Jar.

As always, 10 open mic spots, five beforehand by emailing jess_green@hotmail.co.uk and five on the door.

£5 on the door.

wed 22nd Brainstorm open Mic,Spotted Dog, Alcester Street, Digbeth, Birmingham from 8 o’clock.free in
Sign up for a slot with our Dave if you want to perform or come and be part of a great audience and enjoy the variety of talent on offer at this treasure of a pub!

Wed 22nd Stapleford Spoken Word Tea for two

An evening of poems and stories hosted by two local
performers – Dave Wood and Richard Young.

Those wishing to read/perform are welcome to. Slots of approximately 5 minutes are available. Any spoken word, whether stories, poems or jokes is fine.

This a good chance to try out your writing in a relaxed environment.

Entrance : ‘buy a drink for admission’

There will be no microphones and all seating will be in the round.

Two for Tea
92 Derby Road
STAPLEFORD
NG9 7AD

http://www.2fortea.co.uk

Wednesday, January 22, 2014, Luke Wright, Birmingham uni,6:30pm-All Ages
University of Birmingham (map)

Muirhead Tower
Lecture Room G15
University of Birmingham
Birmingham, UK

The poet and lecturer Luke Kennard has asked luke wright to come and read at the university where he teaches. It’s a free event and open to anyone. It’s also the only time you’re likely to see Luke right in Brum this year. Come come.
Fri 24th Spoken Worlds, The Old Cottage Tavern, 36 Byrkley Street, DE14 2EG Burton upon Trent,7.30pm free in
Come and celebrate your new year’s resolution, revolution or destitution with us. Bring poetry, prose, sketches, standup or powerpoint presentations and start the year with some great spoken word.

We should innovate even as we deteriorate
Sun 26th Tell Me on a Sunday,Ikon Gallery,1 Oozells Square, Brindleyplace, B1 2HS 6pm
Tell Me On A Sunday is back! Season 3 of our hugely popular true life storytelling club opens with the theme ‘Once Upon A Time.’ The Ikon turns 50 next year, so the Once Upon a Time theme is a reflection of that. Did you ever dream of something, once upon a time? How did that dream turn out? Did it exceed your wildest expectations or turn to dust as the years went by? Or was there something you believed ‘once upon a time,’ but then something happened to make you feel differently?

Stories must be no longer than seven minutes and told WITHOUT notes! Pitch your story ideas to Cat via the Tell Me FB page.

The main event runs from 6 – 8pm in the gallery. A special story supper is available in Cafe Opus from 5 – 6pm.

Tell Me is for adult listeners. The event is free but ticketed. Please book via the Ikon Gallery in advance: 0121 248 0708

Sun 26th Sunday Xpress,Adam and Eve,Bradford Street, B12 0JD Birmingham,

After a successful 2013, the Sunday Xpress open mic makes its return to the Adam- Eve on January 26.

Special guests alongside the open mic-ers in January will be some familiar faces and old and new friends; including Tom and Jimmy, who have proved to be one of the most popular new acts with punters and performers at the Sunday Xpress last year, and Dik Guru, a favourite on the the local comedy/acoustic music scene in the West Midlands (and should really be beyond), Oldbury’s The ABs, and The Unseen, featuring ace Sunday Xpress regular Will French.

The Sunday Xpress open mic event is hosted by “Big Bren”, Brendan Higgins, for many the unofficial poet laureate of Birmingham. Since its origins in the Market Tavern in Digbeth in 2006, the event has showcased and supported a diverse range of artists, including poets, fiction and non-fiction writers, acoustic and live bands, drama, one-person shows and stand-up comedy.

Show will start at 4.30 and finish at some point in the evening. Those wishing to take part in the open mic are advised to book here or turn up early on the day as places can get limited.

Tues 28th Word Wizards, Buckingham Hotel Buxton, 7.30pm with Rob Stevens, The peaks leading monthly poetry slam

Tues 28th January, Poetry Bites, kitchen Garden Cafe,kings Heath 7.30pm when the guests are Angela France and Daniel Sluman. Both of them are from Cheltenham and both have collections out from Nine Arches. It’s a welcome return for Angela, editor of Iota, whose latest collection is ‘Hide’. Daniel’s debut collection, ‘Absence has a weight of its own’, is already making a huge impact. Poetry Bites also includes floor spots (about 3 minutes) where you can share your own work with an appreciative and supportive audience. To book a spot, arrive by 7.15pm or email jacquirowe@hotmail.co.uk
Future dates: 25th March (Helen Calcutt and Sarah James), 27th May, 22nd July, 23rd September, 25th November. All at 7.30pm (food served from 6.30pm). The Kitchen Garden Cafe, York Road, Kings Heath, Birmingham B14 7SA, entry through Fletcher’s, a few yards up the road. £5 (£4 concs) including readers. Poetry Bites receives no external funding, so the entry fee covers the cost of the venue and expenses.

Wed 29th January 2014 The Poetry Train Open Mic @ the Lyche Gate Tavern Queen Square Wolverhampton last Wednesday of the month 8pm dept.
http://www.tonystringfellow.com/index.asp?pageid=506170

Wed 29th Purple Penumbra ,Oldbury Rep Theatre,3 Spring Walk, B69 4SP Oldbury, 7.30pm,
What do Thomas Paine, Anton Chekhov and W C Fields have in common?
Yes they were all born on January 29.
Coincidentally, Purple Penumbra’s first meet of 2014 is on the very same day!
Come and ring in the nearly-the-end-of-the-first-month-of-the-new-year with us, you’ll love it. After all, as W C Fields said, “Remember, dead fishes can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”

or – as Anton Chekhov said, “Там нет ничего ужаснее, обидно, и угнетающим, чем банальность”

Al Barz

Wed 29th January 2014 42 Worcester, the Worcestershire gothic, horror, sci-fi and fantasy event, returns with an open theme . Held at Drummonds, The Swan with Two Nicks, 28 New Street, Worcester WR1 2DP on the final Wednesday of each month, 42 Worcester starts at 19:30. You can book a slot via the Facebook page: or email Andrew at andrew@42worcester.com

Thurs 5th feb Poetic essence,Confession Box (65-66 Dale End, Birmingham City Centre, B4 7LS) 7.30pm
Please note that we have moved to a bigger home. Poetic Essence will no longer be at Talk Bar and will now be at Confession Box (65-66 Dale End, Birmingham City Centre, B4 7LS). A brand new venue to accommodate our growing family

You have your keys so come home February 5th.

Saturday 8th February Poetry Love Slam at the Arena Theatre Wolverhampton. 7.30pm.

It’s a great night of entertainment…

“Follow the pheromones and check out the competition as Valentine versifiers declare their most passionate poetry in a cut and thrust contest to woo and win the hearts of the applaudience.

Heavenly hosts Sara-Jane Arbury and Marcus Moore compère thee to a slammer’s way, while judges rate the writing, measure the performances and find the wordster with the X-factor.”

Tickets: £10 full price/£8 concessions (concessions are usually available if you are under 16, a student in full time education, over 60, a recipient of Job Seekers Allowance, University of Wolverhampton staff and/or alumni. Please bring proof of status.)

BOX OFFICE (01902) 321 321 (01902) 321 321
Book online http://www.arenatheatre.info (There is an additional transaction fee of £1.00 when booking online).

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