Spire Writes, Chesterfield, January 2014

helen mort
This was my third visit to Spire Writes but my first to the new venue, the White Swan PH. A deluge outside of biblical proportions was ignored by a burgeoning audience which spilled out of the main room into the hallway. The move has clearly worked. Spire Writes is hosted by rising poetic star Helen Mort whose upwards trajectory is as deserved as it is impressive. Current Derbyshire Poet Laureate, her debut collection Division St has received critical acclaim and was nominated for the TS Elliott Prize 2013. Not that success has affected her. Quiet and self –effacing, she is a smooth, effortless compere whose address book opens doors for guests of tonight’s calibre. Charlie, her whippet, is also to hand, faithfully dozing at her feet, to ensure that he reminds her of her priorities.

alan buckleyCo-guest headliners were the inspired pairing of Jo Bell and the lesser known , but no less impressive, Alan Buckley. Jean Sprackland has described Alan Buckley’s work as “…alive with the need to understand. These poems are like X-rays, which see through the surfaces of things…”. Alan’s pamphlet “Shiver” (tall-lighthouse) was a Poetry Book Society choice. He has been widely published in magazines including The Dark Horse, Magma and The Rialto and he was shortlisted for the inaugural Picador Poetry Prize. He works in Oxford as a psychotherapist, and as a school writer-in-residence for the charity First Story.

jo bellThey performed solo, and together, in sets which combined and intertwined in a hugely satisfying fashion. His time helping Jo to crew her narrowboat inspired The Flood a counterpoint to Jo’s offering from the same journey River Severn, both of which were pastoral gems, yet Alan’s talents also stretched to electronic battleships, with the same laconic ease richly on show. Jo too displayed her versatility, from the pastoral to the problems of ex boyfriends with the same name. She continues to dominate the spoken word circuit as one of its leading lights combining being popular with never dumbing down her material to be populist.

A fearsomely impressive open mic slot was expertly despatched with numerous strong contributions from an audience whose demand for slots far outstripped supply with the lucky readers showing admirable restraint and brevity to keep the evening on track. Spire Writes next plays on Wednesday 5th February with guest Roy Marshall at The White Swan PH, 16 St Mary’s Gate, Chesterfield, S41 7TJ, 7.30pm, free in.

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Poems 2014

Thack moorA Cumbria peak has been declared a mountain after amateur surveyors found it was three quarters of an inch (2cm) higher than originally thought.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-22025371

Growing Up

Thack Moor rests still,
No longer a hill,
In a moment something more.

By three quarters of an inch
It is, by a pinch,
Now a mountain.

Men, GPS besotted,
Have visited and re-plotted,
Stark Cumbrian thrust.

Its straining bleak peak,
Now exceeds two thousand feet,

Without pause, or hiatus,
Gaining rightful status

Neither moor, nor tor,
But established for sure-
As England’s mountain, two hundred and fifty four.

November Meeting

horse

Lazy cannon fire of hooves,
Swathed in dragon’s snort mist
A morning dew of sweat in the 3.15
Rippling haunches kissed
By a reminder of the task
Bunched together, poised
To do what is asked
With gaits of silk
Pygmies carried by giants

Only the finish counts, blinkered
Riding the swelling oaths
From willing stands
With galloping heart, from standing start
And it is over in a flash
To a sauntering gambol
Amidst the slips of misfortune
Before weighing room judgement
All is in the balance.

In a moment

Bright light blasted all it touched.
White sheets, clear glass,
silver instruments intensified its stare.
Hope defiantly yelled,
staff whispered,
then mumbled.
Not wanting to be heard.
A short sleeved robe is comfortable in a warm room.

LED lights struggled to define their declining numbers,
tumbling in silent toll.
Soft shoes hummed in urgent sprint.
Fast enough?
You can only do your best,
The next leg in the relay will come soon .
Note boards rustled,
doors opened and closed,
cushioned.
And I strained to hear each shallow breath amidst this cacophony.

A Narrative Verdict

Perhaps that is all there is?
No judgement by human hand
Just a few words, to help us understand
A life summed up
In a sentence

Absence is the ultimate certification
Of what is no more
Unlike a sentence
It has no end

Princes Park, Burntwood

Prince's Park

Not quite a forest, with only three trees,
They even have names, faith, hope and charity.

Yet on the United Kingdom it has made its mark
As the country’s smallest park.
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For the marriage of Prince Albert, and Alexandra,
It was created in commemoration

As a gesture of appreciation,
From a very grateful nation.

Neatly fenced, with bench seating too
It welcomes visitors- but just a few.

I’m Just Against It

gherkin

Why
Do they put
That slice of gherkin
In their hamburgers?

I
Know junk food
Is bad for me yet
Sometimes I am weak

But
Token green
Tastes and looks obscene
Mister MacDonald

Girl on a Motorcycle

She is wearing leathers now
Coating her skin, saliva slick
Legs astride, ready to go

Androgynous helmet,
Betrayed by supple curves
In glorious anonymity

Her hand grips in soft caress
Throttle waiting to be touched
Its power unleashed

Wild wind strokes the nape
Of her just exposed neck
As she likes it

Braking late, so the rubber hesitates
Tantalisingly, on harsh asphalt
Teasing its deadly kiss

Accelerating away in kaleidoscopic blur
Sounds drowned in pursuit
Of the horizon

Be Afraid

Fear Africa, blacks and Ebola
Fear inadequate precautions
Fear Travel

Fear the Islamic State
Fear the butchers knife
Fear Jihad John

Fear Russia
Fear invasion
Fear tanks rolling across borders

Fear Climate change
Fear being too hot
Fear being too cold

Fear for our children
Fear they will not be
As clever as us

Fear for tomorrow
That it will not be
As perfect as today

Fear that inflation
Is too high
Or too low

Or grasp the day
In such a way
That fear is no more

The Tip

It could win
It should win
It can win
It cant lose
It might win
It didn’t

All Politicians are Bastards

 

Politicians who travel by rail, first class are stuck up bastards

Politicians who travel standard class ,thereby depriving standard class travellers of a seat, are thoughtless bastards

Politicians who give up their train seats to the pregnant and elderly, when they could have driven by Ministerial car, are inconsiderate bastards

Politicians who use Ministerial cars are traffic congesting bastards

Politicians who cycle, demanding that police open gates for them, are pleb hating bastards

Politicians who fly, are global warming bastards

Politicians who walk, taking up valuable pedestrian space from those who cannot afford other forms of transport, are inconsiderate bastards.

All politicians are bastards

 

Le Pen

All that it takes is a brush, rushed

A choice, to find a voice

Or a silencer

At a stroke, a line, bullet straight

Poised, for the noise

Of confusion

Expression and repression

Pouring automatically from the muzzle

Escaping, leaking ink, distorting

Born free, yet chained

This is my truth, tell me yours

Of what you can do instead of what you do do

Arms linked, fingers crossed

 

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January 2014, What’s On Midlands Spoken Word

The new year opens with a plethora of fine regular events and the opening of a new one, The Poetry Lounge in Ludlow on Tues 21st.Severla events catch the eye, but Helen Mort’s Spire Writes in Chesterfield on we 8th with Jo Bell looks the pick of them.

Thurs 2nd Poetry Jam, Urban Coffee House,30 Church St, B3 2NP Birmingham, Come jam with an open community of creative minds for yet another Poetry Jam!!!

FREE ENTRY starting promptly at 7pm to fit as many performers in as possible (advised to come early as seats have proven to fill up fairly quickly).

OPEN MIC, sign up on arrival we welcome poetry, spoken word, rap etc

If you have a spare moment and want to help us keep these events as good as they can be, please give us some feedback: https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/5WVZ5FT

For more info please email info@beatfreeks.com

Look forward to seeing many of you there,
Spread the word!

#TeamBeatfreeks

Thurs 2ndThe Shrewsbury Coffeehouse,5 Castle Gates, SY1 2AE Shrewsbury, Shropshire. 7.30pm

Start the new year with poetry. Your own or other people’s. Both. Make it a resolution. You will not regret it. If you do regret it, you can write a poem about regret. They are some of the best ones.

Friday, January 3, Ozieri Poety slam 2014.5:30pm in UTC+01., Ex Convento delle Clarisse,
Accorrete: poeti, parolieri, attori, rappers, commedianti e chi più ne ha più partecipi!

Con il patrocinio della LIPS – Lega Italiana Poetry Slam
Finalmente il Poetry Slam arriva a Ozieri!
La fantastica gara poetica nata a Chicago nel 1987 ad opera del grande Marc Smith è arrivata fino alla Perla del Logudoro!

Regole:
Testi scritti di proprio pugno
3 minuti a testa
Niente costumi né oggetti scenici
Solo voce e corpo
Il pubblico decreta il vincitore
No limiti di lingua

(Ogni partecipante dovrà portare almeno 3 testi)

Dà accesso alla finale sarda poetry slam!

Per partecipare manda una mail @ pierluigimanchia@gmail.com oppure scrivi sulla pagina dell’evento.
Massimo 12 Partecipanti.

Emcee della Serata: Sergio Garau & Stan Cracker

Saranno presenti eccezionali ospiti:
Clara Farina in rappresentanza del Premio Ozieri
Laura Wihlborg campionessa di slam svedese 2008!

Per partecipare manda una mail @ pierluigimanchia@gmail.com oppure scrivi sulla pagina dell’evento.
Massimo 12 Partecipanti.

Partecipanti (lista in corso di aggiornamento)
Andrea Doro da Sorso
Amantia Martinelli da Ozieri/ Sassari
Frankie Fancello da Porto Torres
Marco Dell’Avvento da Ippichiu, lontano
Riccardo Camboni da Ozieri
Andrea Tedde direttamente da Leningrad
Marco Fenudi da lì davanti
Mario C. Borghi da Ozieri
Giovanni Enne da Ozieri
Gavino Barria
Giacomo Crobe
Giuseppe Flash Satta da Ozieri
Info sullo slam: http://www.lellovoce.it/spip.php?rubrique15

Mon 6th Gorilla Poetry Slam, Sheffield,7:30pm until 10:30pm.
Delaney’s Music Bar,17, Cemetery Road, S11 8FJ Sheffield
Hello there Gorillas!

We’re starting off a new slam season, with a fresh score board. This is a chance for you all to challenge yourselves and raise your game in both writing and performing. It’s also an opportunity to be part of a family of creative people who will overwelm you with support for your craft.

As well as the slam, we’ll have an open mic segment for all of you poets who don’t feel quite ready to compete.

If you want a slot for either, let us know on the wall of this event.

Rules for the slam are the same: Scores will be given by four judges who volunteer on the night, they range from 0 to 10.9. Each poet will be asked to bring three poems, each of which must be under 3 minutes long. No props/ costumes allowed. There is a trophy, whether the slam winner will encounter it is a whole new kettle of fish. Welcome to Gorilla!

Spread the word, spread the love, and come join us for a feast of words.

Tues 7th,Word, Y Theatre Leicester,8:00pm.The Y Theatre,
7 East Street, LE1 6EY Leicester

For our first WORD! of 2014 we’ve got the fabulous RALPH DARTFORD as our guest poet!
Ralph writes narrative poems from the heart. Sometimes funny, sometimes bittersweet, sometimes as sad as a lost dog. He has been published in The Guardian, Stirring Magazine, Pulp Faction and London Territories. His first Collection, ‘Cigarettes, Beer and Love’ was recently published by Ossett Observer.

Reviews…

‘Cigarettes, Beer and Love’ is up there with some of the most exquisite poetry books I’ve had the pleasure of handling. It is handbag-sized, a mini book that begs to be touched and carried with you, every page lovingly hand-crafted from fine paper and card. Ralph’s poems are nestled between urban photographs which add a cryptic depth and shot of colour to his first collection. The images feel symbolic against the poetry, they might not be, but even so, they invite the reader to chew over them and try to link dot-to-dots between the words on the page and the camera’s gaze. ~
Rachael Smart, ABC Tales.

What I liked over the whole collection was the plain-speaking quality, which makes for surprising moments in its use of language and line-breaks. It isn’t full of obscure references and allusions, but instead reconfigures very everyday things with very everyday words – but not in an everyday way. ~ Caleb Parkin, The Culture Vulture.

This volume of 20 poems by Ralph Dartford is a collaboration between the following artists and craftspeople:

Photographs by Sharon Shephard
Graphic Design by Tony Shephard
Lithographic printing by Leeds Graphic Press
Letterpress Cover and Belly Band by Nick Loaring at The Print Project
Hand binding by Roger Grech at Papercut Bindery.

January’s WORD! will also feature specially booked performances from Zee Oliver and Richard Byrt.

We may have visuals from our resident film-maker Keith Allott.

More info to follow soon!

Sign up to perform with the compere from 7pm.

WORD!…With Ralph Dartford
Tuesday, January 7th, 2014. The Y Theatre, 8pm (performers, 7pm)

£3/£4 (Box Office : 0116 255 7066)

Wed 8th Spire Writes, White Swan,16 St Mary’s Gate, S41 7TJ Chesterfield, 7.45

It’s January. It’s miserable outside. You’ve got no money…. Luckily, there’s a free poetry night happening in a cosy upstairs room of a Chesterfield pub! Sorted. Our guests for the new year will be the amazing Jo Bell and Alan Buckley.

JO BELL is a poet, boat dweller and the national Canal Laureate for the Poetry Society and Canal and River Trust. Twice nominated for the Ted Hughes Award, her work is lively and vivid.

Jean Sprackland has described ALAN BUCKLEY’s work as “…alive with the need to understand. These poems are like X-rays, which see through the surfaces of things…”. Alan’s pamphlet “Shiver” (tall-lighthouse) was a Poetry Book Society choice. He has been widely published in magazines including The Dark Horse, Magma and The Rialto and he was shortlisted for the inaugural Picador Poetry Prize. He works in Oxford as a psychotherapist, and as a school writer-in-residence for the charity First Story.

As usual, there’ll be open mic slots, real ale at the bar and we’ll finish in time for the last train.

All welcome.

Thurs 9th Spoken word at the Ort cafe, sparkbrook ,ORT,
500-504 Moseley Road, B12 9AH Birmingham, 7.30
Another fun evening of spoken word, poetry, stories, comedy and just a little bit of music 😉
the event is free but there is a suggested donation of £3
a few open mic spots will be available on the night

Thurs 9th Tea on the Square, Much wenlock, Liz Lefroy is our special guest at Poetry Breakfast this Thursday morning at Tea on the Square. Liz runs the now famous Shrewsbury Coffee House poetry readings every month and won the 2011 Roy Fisher Prize for new work in poetry, endowed by Carol Ann Duffy. Gillian Clarke said Liz’s first published pamphlet was ‘a triumph’. Join us to hear Liz reading and enjoy coffee & croissants and good company, at Tea on the Square this Thursday, January 9th, at 9am. What a way to start the day! All very welcome.

Thursday 9 January 2014 Worcester SpeakEasy, the Worcestershire LitFest & Fringe spoken word evening takes place at 19:30 on the second Thursday of each month at The Old Rectifying House, North Parade, Worcester WR1 3NN. Next event is . To book a slot email Maggie or Fergus at speakeasy.litfest@gmail.com or via a Facebook PM (private message) http://www.facebook.com/worcsspeakeasy

Thursday 9 January 2014 PUREandGOODandRIGHT is an Open Mic poetry event taking place at The Fox,32 Clarendon Ave, Leamington spa, CV32 4RZ

Every second THURSDAY of the month (except December)

Next event: Thursday 9 January
7.30 p.m start
This month our special guest is …Dwane Reads

Hailing from Derby and performing in different guise since 1985 (Live Art, Music & Poetry), Dwane has taken his poetry out and about and clocked up 160 gigs across the country to date. Performances include festivals, a support slot for the legendary John Cooper Clarke at the Flowerpot Derby (Oct 2011), and a successful One-man show “Big Bet Boy & Tales Of other Crazy Fools”, which opened at the Buxton Fringe in July 2012.
His anthology ‘The annoying megaphone pigeon’ was recently released via Piggy Bank press, and his poetry has been described as:’ funny & serious & quite magnificent’: Silhouette Press (2013)He has featured his poetry on BBC radio Derby, Nottingham, plus community internet stations. Trips are planned for Eire and Germany later on in the year including gigs & radio appearances. Catch him in Leamington Spa while you can!
DEFINITELY AN EVENING NOT TO BE MISSED! You can book an Open mic slot on the night!
Admission £3 (£2 Student/OAP) From time to time we are located upstairs, so please let us know if you require disabled access before the event.
If you would like to know more about the night email: pgrpoetry@gmail.com

Friday 10th January 2014 Culture, Real Ale and Poetry” Burton Pub Poetry night at the Old Cottage Tavern (Byrkley Street, behind Town Hall). Starts 8pm.
Usual format. Please bring along your favourite light-hearted poems, monologues or limericks to share. Original or borrowed equally welcome. Do invite any interested friends. Hosted by Adrian Thompson.
Check http://www.pubpoet.blogspot.com for up to date info.
Join in or just sit back and enjoy!

Sunday 12th January hoodwink elixir The Stables Bar,Behind The Bull Hotel,High Street
Stony Stratford,MK11 1AQ8pm – 11.00pm

Spoken word returns to its spiritual home in The Stables Bar, behind the Bull Hotel in Stony Stratford.

This is the Hoodwink Elixir – an open forum dedicated to the performance and promotion of spoken word in all its forms and guises: poetry, storytelling, stand-up, public speaking, dramatic monologue, oratory and soliloquy – anything with a vocal point. All are welcome to enter this creative space and give a voice to thought.

The Hoodwink Elixir will host regular open mic spoken word events on the second Sunday of every month, with performance slots available to anyone who has something to say. Each month will bring a featured performance from a special guest speaker and this month Red Phoenix, international storyteller, word-weaver and myth-maker will regale you with tales to leave you spellbound.

This is the Hoodwink Elixir – an open space dedicated to the performance and celebration of the spoken word in all forms and guises.

Poets, storytellers, speakers, stand-ups, orators, versifiers and soliloquisers, all are welcome to speak out and share their words and thoughts.

Got something to say? Come and have a word!

Entry: £3.00

Tuesday 14th January 2014. Scribal Gathering The Crown, Market Square, Stony StratfordDoors at 7.30 for 8pm start

January brings with it fresh starts and new beginnings, and Scribal Gathering returns to ring in the new year with a feast of spoken word celebrations and musical resolutions.

As we cross the threshold into 2014, let us cast aside the shadows of last year and invite two-faced Janus to exercise diplomacy and see us safely forward. This is the year that all our hopes and dreams will be rewarded, and so make a start by getting yourselves down to Stony Stratford’s premiere open mic music and poetry event and supporting the emerging performers and established talent that keep the light of creativity shining through the long nights and wistful dawns.

The featured performers this month will be The Screaming House Madrigals, kicking off the first of a series of gigs and milestones for the forthcoming year, and the outgoing Bard of Stony Stratford, Richard Frost, offering an annual round up in his final official appearance before a new incumbent is instated a week later.

There are open mic slots available for anyone who wants to share their creativity and join the jamboree, as well as the usual magic and mayhem that makes Scribal Gathering the place to be to take the next steps into the future.
Tues 14th Mouth and Music, Boars head, Kiddermisnter, 8pm
We celebrate our 2nd birthday with an evening of spoken word and music flavoured by memories of Childhood.

“Frum the Coal ‘ole”
BILLIE SPAKEMON will tell vivid stories of growing up in the Black Country – “I spent a lot of my early life in the coal ‘ole. It was usually to escape my Mom who was chasing me with a boiler stick.”

Acoustic folk singer songwriter
JEN ROBINS will bring a gutsy blend of spiritual yearning & practical reality, with a touch of humour

HEATHER WASTIE is MC and open mic sign-up is from 7.30 on the night (5 minutes spoken word or 2 songs)

Admission £3 (free to performers)

Wed 15th Ouse muse,Harpurs Restaurant and Wine Bar,46-48 Tavistock Street, MK40 2RD Bedford,
The first Ouse Muse of the year promises to be a great night – so don your winter woolies and get down to Harpurs for a joint evening with the Circus of Illustration and our guest poet John Greening. Still plenty of open mic space for old stagers or new faces, £3 just listening £2 if reading and £2 for all our Circus of Illustration guests.

Thurs 16th Hit The ode Victoria PH Birmingham, 7.30pm. £5 in

Apples and Snakes presents

HIT THE ODE

Hit the Ode brings the most exciting poets from the region, the country and the world to the heart of Birmingham.

Join us! We have poems. Poems you’ve played tag with when you were younger; poems dug up by puzzled archaeologists; poems seen racing down the ring-road on big wheel tricycles. Good poems. Come and get them.

Open mic: half of the open mic slots available via email (bohdan@applesandsnakes.org), the other half can be claimed on the door on the day of the event.

Thur 16thThe Shipping Forecast Spoken Word,the riverside sheffield 1 Mowbray St, Sheffield

‘January sail’

only £3/ £2 for concessions

@stanskinny
@poetryforecast
http://www.stanskinny.co.uk
theshippingforecast.weebly.com

Hello and happy new year forecasters

New year and a new line up for the Shipping forecast at it’s new venue the Riverside pub, 1 mowbray street, oooh.

and it’s exciting times ahead as we continue to deliver the best in spoken word across the country and locally in the only nautical themed comedy cabaret night in the UK right here in landlocked Sheffield.
This year looks to be the best yet for the forecast as we have programmed a real bobby dazzler of a line up over the next 6 months with the likes of Byron Vincent, Luke Wright, Ross Sutherland and many more plus the usual blend of games, features, message in a bottle with Sting, Liam Gallager’s book review and George the angry shark and of course the naff raffle. Open mic slots are also available email for a slot.

Starting with

January the 16th ‘January sail’

Adam Kammerling

Adam Kammerling is the Hammer And Tongue UK Slam Champion 2012, the Hackney Slam Champion 2011 and the Brighton Slam Champion 2010. He is also a member of the critically acclaimed Chill Pill Poetry Collective and a celebrated battle MC with Dont Flop.

Since 2008 Adam has consistently produced varied and immersive works that nudge at the boundaries of performance poetry. His writing celebrates the minutiae with an observant eye and a healthy dose of surreal humour. Adam is an accomplished MC, having cut his teeth at the open-mic cyphers and rap battles of the Brighton hip hop scene, and incorporates these skills into his works and performances.

He has written and performed for the BBC’s Natural History Unit, the British Arts Council in Poland, at Glastonbury, Latitude and countless other festivals. He has appeared in theatres all over the UK, and has performed across the South of England with his collaborative musical projects.

As a collaborative artist he has worked with the London Sound Painting Orchestra, the afro/ska/reggae/punk band, Animal Circus, and numerous hip hop producers, releasing the Letters EP in 2012 to much acclaim.

Gav Roberts

Rotherham based poetry legend and creator of ROMP. Gav’s work is truly honest, bringing out the beauty, comedy and poignancy in the most banal of everyday events through a unique and instantly recognisable voice.

plus open mic

tickets £3

7.45pm

Fri 17th Word up,Yorks Bakery Cafe,1-3 Newhall Street, B3 3NH Birmingham,
Following the amazing Christmas word up and the emotional send off of the wonderful Ro and Mark, Bluebell Ddotti and Alexandra Moran are very pleased to announce that the first word up of the new year will be on Friday 17th January at Yorks Bakery Cafe, kicking off around 7.

Whether you’ve performed your poetry before or not, we’d love to see loads of you there and performing so drop either of us a facebook message if you want a slot or any more information about the night.

But it’s sure to be a fun, informal way to kick off 2014 😀
Hope to see loads of you there 🙂

Sat 18th
Unitarian Church, Emmanuel Road, Cambridge, CB1 1JW
£6 on the door / £4 advance
Tickets on sale here: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/252588

This month, SHINDIG and purveyors of performance poetry Allographic Press team up to provide an interdisciplinary clash of words and music, sound and vision, language and location.

Soundtracked live by Norwich 7-piece (!) Wooden Arms, the evening promises to introduce music fans to a wide variety of linguists and poetry fans to a delightful slice of gorgeous music.

At time of writing, our all star line-up of wordsmiths includes (in vaguely alphabetical order):

// Daisy T-G – http://www.youtube.com/user/daisytgpoetry
// Fay Roberts Poet – http://www.fayroberts.co.uk/
// Hollie Mcnish – http://holliemcnish.com/
// Leanne Moden – http://tenyearstime.blogspot.co.uk/
// Nikki Marrone – http://www.mixcloud.com/nikki-marrone/
// Patrick Widdess – http://www.patrickwiddess.co.uk/
// Russell J Turner – https://soundcloud.com/russelljturner

A wide roster of styles and substances if ever there was one; from skewed surrealism to lyrical storytelling, from black-hearted theatre to witty limericks. The majority of the above will be jumping feet first into musical experimentation, and we hope you’ll be there to cheer them on.

The event is brought to you by the following corporate sponsors:

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// Wooden Arms – http://www.woodenarms.co.uk/

Wooden Arms make ethereal, orchestral indie, laden with beautiful harmonies, textures and instrumentation: sound reverberated through bone to flesh; a clattering composition of cacophony. Listen to their self-titled EP on their website above, and stay tuned for new music soon.

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// Allographic Press – http://www.allographic.co.uk/

Allographic aims to specialise in producing written and recorded publications of poetry, short stories, artwork, photography and music (sometimes all at once…). They plan for publications to be available to buy online, at live events, and in the shops, in a variety of media

Sun 19th Flashes of fiction,Drummonds,28 New Street, WR5 1BU Worcester,
We are delighted to announce the launch of the Flash Fiction anthology from writers in the WLF Flash Fiction competition. Selected writers will be reading their Flashes, starting at 4pm. Please let us know if you want to Flash with us 🙂

Competition organiser and judge, Lindsay Stanberry-Flynn, and judge Calum Kerr, will be at Drummonds, The Swan With Two Nicks, Worcester. We may be treated to one or two of their own Flashes!

Copies of the anthology will be available – perfect gifts throughout the year – come along and get yours signed by the authors!

Mon 20th Shindig,The Western,70 Western Road, LE3 0GA Leicester,7.30
FREE AND OPEN TO ALL! Crystal Clear Creators and Nine Arches Press present Shindig! Open-Mic Poetry Evening, featuring special guest writers Lindsay Waller-Wilkinson, Cathy Grindrod, Charlie Jordan, Joe Coghlan. Sign up for open-mic slots on the door. All welcome, and the event is free.

Tues 21st Bardic Trials, The Crown, Market Square, Stony Stratford MK11 1BE,
The Bardic Council of Stony Stratford presents the Bardic Trials – a quest to find the new Bard of Stony Stratford. This is an open competition before a live audience, calling all performers to compete before their peers and a panel of expert judges for the coveted and prestigious position of the Town Bard. Anyone can be the Bard – poets, performers, singers, songwriters, storytellers, speakers, orators or reciters – anyone with a voice who knows how to use it is welcome to enter into the spirit of the Bardic Tradition and become the new Bard for 2014.

The Bard of Stony Stratford is an official civic position, recognised and supported by the Town Council, and acting as a figurehead for the spirit of creativity, community and culture within the town. Each year, a new Bard is elected by common consent in an open contest before a public vote. They will hold their tenure for a year and a day, during which time they will be called upon to write and perform bespoke pieces to celebrate the activities and achievements of the community, and preside over public events.

Tues 21st Poetry Lounge The Sitting Room,3 Upper Galdeford (above Thai Box), SY8 1QD
Ludlow’s new Poetry Open Mic Night!

Join us in the quirky comfort and abundant lampshades of The Sitting Room. Take poetry with your glass of wine from the depths of an armchair…
Your compere for the evening with his frilly cuffs peeping, will be James Sheard

Wed 22nd unity in the community, Centre for Oneness, Great Western Street, Wednesbury, WS10 0AS 7pm

Theme is New Horizons. Nelson Mandela showed how love and forgiveness can bring new horizons lets continue in the same spirit. Poetry/Songs on this theme is most welcome. FREE event 🙂

Wed 22nd Find the Right Words,The Cookie Jar,68 High Street, Basement, LE1 5YP Leicester,7.30pm
Are you blue that it’s no longer Christmas? Have you had to curb your cheese intake? Was your New Years party not quite the best night of your life as you’d been promised?

Come cheer up with Bridget Minamore, Ben Norris and a pint at The Cookie Jar.

As always, 10 open mic spots, five beforehand by emailing jess_green@hotmail.co.uk and five on the door.

£5 on the door.

wed 22nd Brainstorm open Mic,Spotted Dog, Alcester Street, Digbeth, Birmingham from 8 o’clock.free in
Sign up for a slot with our Dave if you want to perform or come and be part of a great audience and enjoy the variety of talent on offer at this treasure of a pub!

Wed 22nd Stapleford Spoken Word Tea for two

An evening of poems and stories hosted by two local
performers – Dave Wood and Richard Young.

Those wishing to read/perform are welcome to. Slots of approximately 5 minutes are available. Any spoken word, whether stories, poems or jokes is fine.

This a good chance to try out your writing in a relaxed environment.

Entrance : ‘buy a drink for admission’

There will be no microphones and all seating will be in the round.

Two for Tea
92 Derby Road
STAPLEFORD
NG9 7AD

http://www.2fortea.co.uk

Wednesday, January 22, 2014, Luke Wright, Birmingham uni,6:30pm-All Ages
University of Birmingham (map)

Muirhead Tower
Lecture Room G15
University of Birmingham
Birmingham, UK

The poet and lecturer Luke Kennard has asked luke wright to come and read at the university where he teaches. It’s a free event and open to anyone. It’s also the only time you’re likely to see Luke right in Brum this year. Come come.
Fri 24th Spoken Worlds, The Old Cottage Tavern, 36 Byrkley Street, DE14 2EG Burton upon Trent,7.30pm free in
Come and celebrate your new year’s resolution, revolution or destitution with us. Bring poetry, prose, sketches, standup or powerpoint presentations and start the year with some great spoken word.

We should innovate even as we deteriorate
Sun 26th Tell Me on a Sunday,Ikon Gallery,1 Oozells Square, Brindleyplace, B1 2HS 6pm
Tell Me On A Sunday is back! Season 3 of our hugely popular true life storytelling club opens with the theme ‘Once Upon A Time.’ The Ikon turns 50 next year, so the Once Upon a Time theme is a reflection of that. Did you ever dream of something, once upon a time? How did that dream turn out? Did it exceed your wildest expectations or turn to dust as the years went by? Or was there something you believed ‘once upon a time,’ but then something happened to make you feel differently?

Stories must be no longer than seven minutes and told WITHOUT notes! Pitch your story ideas to Cat via the Tell Me FB page.

The main event runs from 6 – 8pm in the gallery. A special story supper is available in Cafe Opus from 5 – 6pm.

Tell Me is for adult listeners. The event is free but ticketed. Please book via the Ikon Gallery in advance: 0121 248 0708

Sun 26th Sunday Xpress,Adam and Eve,Bradford Street, B12 0JD Birmingham,

After a successful 2013, the Sunday Xpress open mic makes its return to the Adam- Eve on January 26.

Special guests alongside the open mic-ers in January will be some familiar faces and old and new friends; including Tom and Jimmy, who have proved to be one of the most popular new acts with punters and performers at the Sunday Xpress last year, and Dik Guru, a favourite on the the local comedy/acoustic music scene in the West Midlands (and should really be beyond), Oldbury’s The ABs, and The Unseen, featuring ace Sunday Xpress regular Will French.

The Sunday Xpress open mic event is hosted by “Big Bren”, Brendan Higgins, for many the unofficial poet laureate of Birmingham. Since its origins in the Market Tavern in Digbeth in 2006, the event has showcased and supported a diverse range of artists, including poets, fiction and non-fiction writers, acoustic and live bands, drama, one-person shows and stand-up comedy.

Show will start at 4.30 and finish at some point in the evening. Those wishing to take part in the open mic are advised to book here or turn up early on the day as places can get limited.

Tues 28th Word Wizards, Buckingham Hotel Buxton, 7.30pm with Rob Stevens, The peaks leading monthly poetry slam

Tues 28th January, Poetry Bites, kitchen Garden Cafe,kings Heath 7.30pm when the guests are Angela France and Daniel Sluman. Both of them are from Cheltenham and both have collections out from Nine Arches. It’s a welcome return for Angela, editor of Iota, whose latest collection is ‘Hide’. Daniel’s debut collection, ‘Absence has a weight of its own’, is already making a huge impact. Poetry Bites also includes floor spots (about 3 minutes) where you can share your own work with an appreciative and supportive audience. To book a spot, arrive by 7.15pm or email jacquirowe@hotmail.co.uk
Future dates: 25th March (Helen Calcutt and Sarah James), 27th May, 22nd July, 23rd September, 25th November. All at 7.30pm (food served from 6.30pm). The Kitchen Garden Cafe, York Road, Kings Heath, Birmingham B14 7SA, entry through Fletcher’s, a few yards up the road. £5 (£4 concs) including readers. Poetry Bites receives no external funding, so the entry fee covers the cost of the venue and expenses.

Wed 29th January 2014 The Poetry Train Open Mic @ the Lyche Gate Tavern Queen Square Wolverhampton last Wednesday of the month 8pm dept.
http://www.tonystringfellow.com/index.asp?pageid=506170

Wed 29th Purple Penumbra ,Oldbury Rep Theatre,3 Spring Walk, B69 4SP Oldbury, 7.30pm,
What do Thomas Paine, Anton Chekhov and W C Fields have in common?
Yes they were all born on January 29.
Coincidentally, Purple Penumbra’s first meet of 2014 is on the very same day!
Come and ring in the nearly-the-end-of-the-first-month-of-the-new-year with us, you’ll love it. After all, as W C Fields said, “Remember, dead fishes can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”

or – as Anton Chekhov said, “Там нет ничего ужаснее, обидно, и угнетающим, чем банальность”

Al Barz

Wed 29th January 2014 42 Worcester, the Worcestershire gothic, horror, sci-fi and fantasy event, returns with an open theme . Held at Drummonds, The Swan with Two Nicks, 28 New Street, Worcester WR1 2DP on the final Wednesday of each month, 42 Worcester starts at 19:30. You can book a slot via the Facebook page: or email Andrew at andrew@42worcester.com

Thurs 5th feb Poetic essence,Confession Box (65-66 Dale End, Birmingham City Centre, B4 7LS) 7.30pm
Please note that we have moved to a bigger home. Poetic Essence will no longer be at Talk Bar and will now be at Confession Box (65-66 Dale End, Birmingham City Centre, B4 7LS). A brand new venue to accommodate our growing family

You have your keys so come home February 5th.

Saturday 8th February Poetry Love Slam at the Arena Theatre Wolverhampton. 7.30pm.

It’s a great night of entertainment…

“Follow the pheromones and check out the competition as Valentine versifiers declare their most passionate poetry in a cut and thrust contest to woo and win the hearts of the applaudience.

Heavenly hosts Sara-Jane Arbury and Marcus Moore compère thee to a slammer’s way, while judges rate the writing, measure the performances and find the wordster with the X-factor.”

Tickets: £10 full price/£8 concessions (concessions are usually available if you are under 16, a student in full time education, over 60, a recipient of Job Seekers Allowance, University of Wolverhampton staff and/or alumni. Please bring proof of status.)

BOX OFFICE (01902) 321 321 (01902) 321 321
Book online http://www.arenatheatre.info (There is an additional transaction fee of £1.00 when booking online).

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Roy Wood Band, The Robin 2, Bilston

I have been watching live music since the Seventies, from pub bands, to Led Zeppelin at Knebworth, and the Rolling Stones in stadiums. Yet The Robin has become one of my favourite venues to see a band play. First at Brierley Hill where I have fond memories of Jess Roden gigs, and now at Bilston, a knowledgeable , friendly and enthusiastic crowd invariably bring the best out of touring bands. Roy Wood at Christmas at the Robin has become a bit of an institution, and tonights’ show had the added personal dimension of Roy making the first single I ever bought, “Fire Brigade”.

Nostalgia shows can be dangerous territory, especially when performed by those whose talent originally was mercurial and whose motivation now is purely cash driven. Neither is true of Roy Wood. His canon of material, first with The Move, and then with Wizard is substantial, and the smile on his face and each member of his nine piece band evidence of pleasure motivating the evening.

Justin Hyde with Big Up the 90's

Justin Hyde with Big Up the 90’s

Support act were “Big Up the 90’s”, essentially the hugely successful “A Kick up the 80’s” with a different set list. Lead singer and keyboard player Justin Hyde is multi talented and has fronted up several bands playing original as well as cover material. Their set was widely eclectic, comfortable with rock based numbers , less so with pop, particularly those associated with female singers.

As the lights went down, a sell out crowd roared their approval as Roy blasted into “California Man” before steaming headlong into a slew of hits from his back catalogue of which “See My Baby Jive”, “Fire Brigade” and “Blackberry Way” stood out. The band is no ramshackle assembly. Few tour with a four piece brass section, but Roy does, and the sound, particularly in a tight standing venue, richly rewards that commitment. Generally older singers recruiting pretty younger blondes to sing support vocals is vaguely embarrassing, but not here. Shell Naylor has a distinguished singing career in musical theatre. That stage presence and vocal experience shows as her voice blended and complimented, adding to, not subtracting from, the songs. On bass, Neil Simpson from the Climax Blues Band was in imperious form, as was his comapanion in rhythm, Roy Adams on drums.

Roy Wood

Roy Wood

They finished with “I Wish It Could be Christmas Every Day”, forty years on from when it first charted. And it probably has felt like Christmas for Roy every time the royalty cheques come in from one of the most successful Christmas songs of modern times, every year for forty years! He, and the band sang it with love, and conviction without a hint of ennui for a fitting end to a great night.

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs- Sutton Arts Theatre Company, Sutton Coldfield

snow-white

*****

Snow White is one of the better pantomime stories. The versatile Sutton Arts Theatre company chose their production well for this year. Director Emily Armstrong has done a fabulous job in putting her own spin on the story, in conjunction with writer Peter Wilman, to produce one of the best amateur pantomime productions I have seen for a very long time. In this instance the term “amateur” relates to the performers giving their time for free only, as the professionalism evident in every aspect of proceedings is the predominant impression, entertaining, and delighting, a full house.

Stage Director John Islip had his work cut out, and excelled. The scenery was colourful and robust, some scene changes complex, and there was the technical challenge of a talking mirror, which behaved itself impeccably. It was a visual delight, as were the lavish costumes.

Children played the seven dwarfs. Patsy Broom, Alicia McBrine, Fynn Sweeney, Carianne Wright, Rosie Sweeney, Luke Flaherty, Seanna Rondet and Harrison Casey filling the roles convincingly with enthusiasm and humour, a tribute to both the Director, and Choreographer Emma Allen.

The role of dame is pivotal to a pantomime’s success, Rob Phillips as Dolly Mixture, played her in the style of Don Mclean. His two handers involving love interest Lord Steward, played deadpan by Dave Douglas, with hoary jokes and slapstick comedy, were a treat, particularly the scene with a roaming bear.

Aimee Horner is a delight as Snow White, innocent and cute, without being twee. Her Prince Charming, or in this case Prince George, a dashing Arron Armstrong- Craddock, starts off as a geek, but is much more comfortable when he can shake off the shackles of his books and sweep his girl off her feet. Louise Farmer has been a stalwart of several of the Company’s productions this year. She appears as the Spirit of Gracechurch, narrating between scenes, and providing confidence and presence to the younger members of the cast during chorus and ensemble choreography numbers.

However the scene stealer in this production is Liz Webster as the wicked stepmother, Queen Griselda. I overheard a young girl behind me, part of a particularly vocal and animated audience, remarking to her mother that she was scared by Liz’s performance. Amidst the ritual booing , hissing and call and response , that was what impressed. It had edge. Sassy and sexy, cold and calculating. She lapped up ad libs from the audience and threw in a very contemporary Nigella Lawson quip for good measure. She was brilliant. Her long suffering sidekick Gobrot was played memorably by Mark Natrass in the style of a dim Baldrick, and appeared quite excited by the prospect of a thrashing from Griselda: “I’ll see how the evening goes”

This is a tremendous show suitable for young children and adults alike who all vociferously enjoyed themselves from start to finish. Ths songs are performed with brio, energy and panache, and yes there is an audience particpation bit! A perfect appetiser for the festive season, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs runs until the 14th December – go and see it!

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December 2013, What’s On Midlands Spoken Word

And so December draws 2013 to a close, although the Christmas period is generally fallow with the notable exception of Word Wizards in Buxton on Friday 27th, the first few weeks are suitably vibrant. Wordsmiths, on Monday 2nd , featuring the stellar Helen Mort and a supporting bill, looks particularly strong. Worcester Speakeasy on 12th goes from strength to strength.

Sunday 1st Buzzwords, Upstairs at The Exmouth Arms, Bath Road, Cheltenham- Workshop, led by David Morley 7pm,Guest readings and open mic 8pm
Guest poet: David Morley
£5 waged, £3 unwaged

Monday 2nd Wordsmiths, Warwick Arts Centre Coventry, CV4 7ALat 7:45pm
With poets Salena Godden, Helen Mort, Claire Trévien and Ben Norris

Join us for the UK’s first live poetry talk show, featuring a crossover of poets you know from the pages of books and from the festival stages. Jo Bell, your host for this celebration of all things spoken, brings together four poets and encourages them to share secrets, tell tales and share the magic of words and wonderment with the audience in this intimate performance space.

This is a rare opportunity to witness some of the finest established and up-and-coming wordsmiths sharing their stories, poems and opinions as they engage in a no-holds-barred conversation and performance right before your widened eyes!

This series of events is collaboration between Nine Arches Press and Apples and Snakes, with support from Warwick Arts Centre.

Find out more about Wordsmiths and Co:

Twitter: @WordsmithsandCo
Wordsmiths & Co Films on You Tube
Wordsmiths & Co Podcasts on SoundCloud

http://www.warwickartscentre.co.uk/

Spoken Word | Performance Poetry

Start time: 7:45pm Running Time: Approx. 90 mins
Tickets: £5.50

Mon 2ndPoetry Open Sandwich, Housmans Bar,27 high street, Church Stretton,SY6 6BX

An evening of poetry in Church Stretton. A delicious Open Mic Poetry filling sandwiched between two slices of our performance poetry production – A Play on Words.

Tickets are £1 from Housmans redeemable against a drink.

If you want to perform some poetry contact David or Ceri Wright for a slot.

Tues 3rd Open Mic, Nightblue Fruit , Playwrights, Coventry, 7:45pm until 10:15pm.Open Mic spaces only available on arrival (5 mins max).Free in Tony Owen hosts

Wed 4th Spire Writes White Swan,16 St Mary’s Gate, S41 7TJ Chesterfield
The nights are getting longer and it’s getting colder, but before the festive season kicks off properly, you can still cheer yourself up with an evening of live literature in Chesterfield. For December, we’ve got special guests Zaffar Kunial and Claire-Jane Carter.

Born in Birmingham, Zaffar Kunial currently lives in Sheffield. In 2011 he was placed third in the National Poetry Competition. At the Northern Writers’ Awards 2013, he was awarded £5,000 to support him to work on his debut poetry collection.

Claire-Jane Carter is a poet, climber and runner based in Sheffield. Her work has appeared in The Sheffield Anthology as well as other publications. She is interested in kinaesthetic and temporal experience in nature and has researched the links between poetry and choreography.

http://clairejanecarter.tumblr.com/

As usual, there’ll be an open mic (since it’s December, feel free to bring a festive poem, or just waft a sprig of tinsel about) and a fine selection of ales at the bar.

We’ll finish in time for the last train back to Sheffield and there’s a large car park next to The White Swan for drivers.

http://www.yell.com/biz/the-white-swan-chesterfield-3635345/

All welcome

Wed 4th Poetic essence. Talk Bar, Priory Queensway, Birmingham City Centre, 7.30pm
Poetic Essence home to all spoken word artists, musicians and singers to express themselves freely to a diverse crowd jam packed with networking opportunities and a platform to success!!!
Wed 4th Simon Fletcher and Jeff Phelps, a reading from The Poetry of Shropshire at Wolverhampton Central Library on Wednesday of next week (December 4). The event will be at 5.45pm and is free. All are welcome

Wed 4thBlack Pear anthology launch,Drummonds, The Swan with Two Nicks, 28 New Street, Worcester WR5 1BU, 7.30pm

The stories in the anthology reflect the diverse talents of people living and writing in Worcestershire, the Black Pear County. Black Pear Press will regularly publish novels, poetry and short stories, with some of its publications originating from the Worcestershire LitFest & Fringe. https://www.facebook.com/events/519594058148862/

Thurs 5th Dec, Shrewsbury Coffee House, Castle gates, 7.30pm;It’s a free event, but we will be asking for donations. I had been thinking of selling tickets for £5 each, as a guide to what you might think of bringing along.
Still warm from our Edinburgh Fringe appearance, Someone’s Mum, Jay Walker and Ms Beeton will entertain, challenge and perplex with a mix of drama, poetry and baking. A fundraiser – details to follow.

Lilian Bates (aka ‘Gran’ to those of us who were her neighbours in Shrewsbury) died earlier this year at a grand age, and her family set up the charity in her memory. Lilian’s Haven is part of a bigger project now called the Cedar Trust which works in an impoverished fishing community in Chennai. Gran’s part of the charity works with children (which is appropriate because she loved children, and used to work as a dinner lady, or lunchtime supervisor as I think the role is now called). The charity offers some teaching to young children who wouldn’t normally get to school, plus very basic but essential care such as feeding and weighing. Lilian’s son John, who has links with the charity, and others of her family will be coming along.I wanted to do something to honour Gran’s memory, and the themes of Threesome, and in particular the take on achieving liberation through baking (!) seemed appropriate as Gran was also known for her excellent Christmas Cakes and Victoria Sponges. She may have been less impressed with some of the language we use – it’s not gratuitous, but expect some honesty, and don’t bring your young children. Teenagers, however, would find it disappointingly mild.

Thurs 5th Poetry Jam, Urban Coffee Co. Birmingham.7pm
Poetry Jam is rocking up a storm in Birmingham. Come Jam on the first Thursday of every month at Urban Coffee Company (Church Street) and see for yourself. Come along for coffee, cake and real talk. Jam with a diverse array of poets and spoken word artists from across the region. Everyone welcome!

Fri 6th Word Smack,The Roland Music Academy at Rotherham College,Rotherham College of Arts and Technology, Eastwood Building, Eastwood Lane, S65 1EG Rotherham, 7.15 £5

The word Smack Cabaret finally returns to Rotherham in December with a fine cast of performers ready to entertain your socks off and then iron them and hand them back all toasty and warm. Featuring … Precious Cleaver is a ‘folkish’ singer who has a song about a dog on a bicycle and one about a little pig and one about the world coming to an end – that one’s a bit gloomy. People ask him “Why are you singing?” and he tells them “I sing to bring a little happiness into people’s lives…whether they like it or not.” So, bring along your tambourines and join in with the Precious Cleaver Folkish Sing-along! “Had everyone in stiches and singing along” Shambala Festival “Wonderful strange song and hilarious too!” Bakewell Festival “I laughed so much I nearly wet myself and then my face hurt.” Audience member – Cabaret BoomBoo Gav Roberts Rotherham’s heart and soul poetry activist, social commentator, founder of ROMP and all round good egg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtzLWYTwspY ROMP Madame Zucchini- vegetable theatre “My favourite Squash-based entertainer” – Tracey Johnson “what a triumph! She has turned a seed into a sumptuous harvest” “Loved it! The Romeo and Juliet denouement had me falling over with laughter” http://madamezucchini.co.uk/ Sean Morley alternative stand up comedian and night sparrow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXUIherUx0c Byran 200 robot from the future back to battle the forces of admin and Andrew Costa classical guitar supremo all hosted by Stan skinny www.stanskinny.co.uk doors open at 7.15pm cost £5

Sat 7th Hard Graft ,Wednesbury Town hall, 7.30pm
Debut performance of this new musical commemorating the centenary of the 1913 Tube Strike.

Standard tickets are £5 and Special Addition Tickets, which include a copy of the script are £10. All proceeds will be going to the Major’s Charity.

Tues 10thWalsall Central Library,Lichfield Street, Walsall, WS1 1TR,
from 4-5pm. Tel: 01922 653120 or 653121
Jonathan Collings’ much loved adaptation of this,Charles Dickens Christmas classic.
Families welcome (children from 7 years old).

Tues 10th Mouth & Music, Boars Head,39 Worcester St Kidderminster

For our last Mouth and Music of the year, we welcome wacky Worcestershire Poet Laureate and musician Tim Cranmore who will entertain us with poetry – and a carrot. Tim has performed across the UK and on TV with the London Vegetable Orchestra playing a variety of vegetables and is skilled at turning carrots in particular into fully functioning, if short-lived, instruments.

Also featured is a popular Mouth and Music regular – singer/songwriter Humdrum Express, with his “up-tempo exasperation, poetic put-downs and bitter-sweet tales of delusion.”

This month’s MC is Sarah Tamar.

The theme for the evening is PANTOMIME and there will be a prize for the best fancy dress.

Open mic sign up is from 7.30 (5 mins spoken word or 2 songs) and the show starts at 8.00.

Wed 11thRoom 101, Library of Birmingham, Centenary Square, Broad treet,Birmingham
B1 2ND, 7.15pm Cost:£6 / £4
Join Nine Arches Press and Writing West Midlands to celebrate the launch of Maps & Legends: Poetry to Find your Way By, edited by Jo Bell. Featuring poets Matt Merritt, Angela France, Maria Taylor, David Morley, Daniel Sluman, David Hart, Roz Goddard and others.

Take a poetry-pathway less travelled and enjoy this navigation through poems from a variety of new and established voices from the contemporary poetry landscape.

This anthology celebrates five years of independent publishing by Nine Arches Press, and features a selection of poetry that they have put on the map during this time. This is poetry from the leading edge, plotting points from urban backwaters, to landmarks of personal and public histories, and way beyond; out into the poem’s wild imagined spaces, shadow places that can’t be found on the official maps or surveys and are firmly off the beaten track.

Presented in partnership with Nine Arches Press. http://www.ninearchespress.com

All ticket holders will receive a 25% discount on the anthology on the night.

How to Book:

To book your place, please contact our box office The Box on 0121 245 4455 or you can book online here.

Wed, Dec 11th 2014, 7.30pm, The Voicebox, Forman Street, Derby DE1 1JQ.

Our popular open night returns for a seasonal themed pick and mix of tales and songs and music, with hot spot special guests, musicians Ron Middleton and Paul Kearns. Also featuring our pop-up restaurant, so evening meal included.

Tickets £10 (all) on the door, but as it is a meal, please book in advance if you can – at Tel

Thurs 12thChristmas SpeakEasy. Worcester SpeakEasy, The Old Rectifying House, North Parade, Worcester WR1 3 NN 7:30pm
Friday 13th Naomi Paul will be performing a comedy set for Communities against the Cuts benefit, The British Oak,

1364 Pershore Rd, B30 2XS 8 till late £3 Phone 07582 610 944 07582 610 944

communitiesagainstthecuts@gmail.com communitiesagainstthecuts.com

fri 13th Wednesbury Open Mic Open Mic Poetry,Wednesbury Museum and Art Gallery ,7.30 pm, £3, with Den Payne, third friday

Fri 13th Word Up Christmas Specal Yorks Bakery Café, Birmingham. More Info
Welcome to the Word Up Christmas Special – and what a special night it will be. This will be the last Word Up, both Mark and Ro will be hosting together. We urge anyone who has in any way, shape or form supported Word Up to come along and enjoy this last night with us. We want to see you all to celebrate something so special. If you fancy the usual Word Up shenanigans with an extra bit of sparkle, then join us!
Contact: email word–up@hotmail.com, or tweet us: @wordup_brum

Fri 27th Word Wizards Buckingham Hotel, opp the Pavillion Gdns , Buxton Monthly 19.30. christamas special, anythng goes More info Poetryslamuk@aol.com 01298 77362

Our once a year Free for All, – No Rules – No Time Limits – Songs – Group Poems – Comedy – Sketches – Juggling – Magic
Come along and strut your stuff – or just enjoy a great evening of live entertainment.

Wed 8th Spire Writes, White Swan,16 St Mary’s Gate, S41 7TJ Chesterfield, 7.45

It’s January. It’s miserable outside. You’ve got no money…. Luckily, there’s a free poetry night happening in a cosy upstairs room of a Chesterfield pub! Sorted. Our guests for the new year will be the amazing Jo Bell and Alan Buckley.

JO BELL is a poet, boat dweller and the national Canal Laureate for the Poetry Society and Canal and River Trust. Twice nominated for the Ted Hughes Award, her work is lively and vivid.

Jean Sprackland has described ALAN BUCKLEY’s work as “…alive with the need to understand. These poems are like X-rays, which see through the surfaces of things…”. Alan’s pamphlet “Shiver” (tall-lighthouse) was a Poetry Book Society choice. He has been widely published in magazines including The Dark Horse, Magma and The Rialto and he was shortlisted for the inaugural Picador Poetry Prize. He works in Oxford as a psychotherapist, and as a school writer-in-residence for the charity First Story.

As usual, there’ll be open mic slots, real ale at the bar and we’ll finish in time for the last train.

All welcome.

Thurs 9th Tea on the Square, Much wenlock, Liz Lefroy is our special guest at Poetry Breakfast this Thursday morning at Tea on the Square. Liz runs the now famous Shrewsbury Coffee House poetry readings every month and won the 2011 Roy Fisher Prize for new work in poetry, endowed by Carol Ann Duffy. Gillian Clarke said Liz’s first published pamphlet was ‘a triumph’. Join us to hear Liz reading and enjoy coffee & croissants and good company, at Tea on the Square this Thursday, January 9th, at 9am. What a way to start the day! All very welcome.

Thursday 9 January 2014 Worcester SpeakEasy, the Worcestershire LitFest & Fringe spoken word evening takes place at 19:30 on the second Thursday of each month at The Old Rectifying House, North Parade, Worcester WR1 3NN. Next event is . To book a slot email Maggie or Fergus at speakeasy.litfest@gmail.com or via a Facebook PM (private message) http://www.facebook.com/worcsspeakeasy

Thursday 9 January 2014PUREandGOODandRIGHT is an Open Mic poetry event taking place at The Fox,32 Clarendon Ave, Leamington spa, CV32 4RZ

Every second THURSDAY of the month (except December)

Next event: Thursday 9 January
7.30 p.m start
This month our special guest is …Dwane Reads

Hailing from Derby and performing in different guise since 1985 (Live Art, Music & Poetry), Dwane has taken his poetry out and about and clocked up 160 gigs across the country to date. Performances include festivals, a support slot for the legendary John Cooper Clarke at the Flowerpot Derby (Oct 2011), and a successful One-man show “Big Bet Boy & Tales Of other Crazy Fools”, which opened at the Buxton Fringe in July 2012.
His anthology ‘The annoying megaphone pigeon’ was recently released via Piggy Bank press, and his poetry has been described as:’ funny & serious & quite magnificent’: Silhouette Press (2013)He has featured his poetry on BBC radio Derby, Nottingham, plus community internet stations. Trips are planned for Eire and Germany later on in the year including gigs & radio appearances. Catch him in Leamington Spa while you can!
DEFINITELY AN EVENING NOT TO BE MISSED! You can book an Open mic slot on the night!
Admission £3 (£2 Student/OAP) From time to time we are located upstairs, so please let us know if you require disabled access before the event.
If you would like to know more about the night email: pgrpoetry@gmail.com

Friday 10th January 2014Culture, Real Ale and Poetry” Burton Pub Poetry night at the Old Cottage Tavern (Byrkley Street, behind Town Hall). Starts 8pm.
Usual format. Please bring along your favourite light-hearted poems, monologues or limericks to share. Original or borrowed equally welcome. Do invite any interested friends. Hosted by Adrian Thompson.
Check http://www.pubpoet.blogspot.com for up to date info.
Join in or just sit back and enjoy!

Sunday 12th January hoodwink elixir The Stables Bar,Behind The Bull Hotel,High Street
Stony Stratford,MK11 1AQ8pm – 11.00pm

Spoken word returns to its spiritual home in The Stables Bar, behind the Bull Hotel in Stony Stratford.

This is the Hoodwink Elixir – an open forum dedicated to the performance and promotion of spoken word in all its forms and guises: poetry, storytelling, stand-up, public speaking, dramatic monologue, oratory and soliloquy – anything with a vocal point. All are welcome to enter this creative space and give a voice to thought.

The Hoodwink Elixir will host regular open mic spoken word events on the second Sunday of every month, with performance slots available to anyone who has something to say. Each month will bring a featured performance from a special guest speaker and this month Red Phoenix, international storyteller, word-weaver and myth-maker will regale you with tales to leave you spellbound.

This is the Hoodwink Elixir – an open space dedicated to the performance and celebration of the spoken word in all forms and guises.

Poets, storytellers, speakers, stand-ups, orators, versifiers and soliloquisers, all are welcome to speak out and share their words and thoughts.

Got something to say? Come and have a word!

Entry: £3.00

Tuesday 14th January 2014. Scribal Gathering The Crown, Market Square, Stony StratfordDoors at 7.30 for 8pm start

January brings with it fresh starts and new beginnings, and Scribal Gathering returns to ring in the new year with a feast of spoken word celebrations and musical resolutions.

As we cross the threshold into 2014, let us cast aside the shadows of last year and invite two-faced Janus to exercise diplomacy and see us safely forward. This is the year that all our hopes and dreams will be rewarded, and so make a start by getting yourselves down to Stony Stratford’s premiere open mic music and poetry event and supporting the emerging performers and established talent that keep the light of creativity shining through the long nights and wistful dawns.

The featured performers this month will be The Screaming House Madrigals, kicking off the first of a series of gigs and milestones for the forthcoming year, and the outgoing Bard of Stony Stratford, Richard Frost, offering an annual round up in his final official appearance before a new incumbent is instated a week later.

There are open mic slots available for anyone who wants to share their creativity and join the jamboree, as well as the usual magic and mayhem that makes Scribal Gathering the place to be to take the next steps into the future.

Thurs 16th Hit The ode Victoria PH Birmingham, 7.30pm. £5 in

Apples and Snakes presents

HIT THE ODE

Hit the Ode brings the most exciting poets from the region, the country and the world to the heart of Birmingham.

Join us! We have poems. Poems you’ve played tag with when you were younger; poems dug up by puzzled archaeologists; poems seen racing down the ring-road on big wheel tricycles. Good poems. Come and get them.

Open mic: half of the open mic slots available via email (bohdan@applesandsnakes.org), the other half can be claimed on the door on the day of the event.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014, Luke Wright, Birmingham uni,6:30pm-All Ages
University of Birmingham (map)

Muirhead Tower
Lecture Room G15
University of Birmingham
Birmingham, UK

The poet and lecturer Luke Kennard has asked luke wright to come and read at the university where he teaches. It’s a free event and open to anyone. It’s also the only time you’re likely to see Luke right in Brum this year. Come come.

Wed 30th January 2014 42 Worcester, the Worcestershire gothic, horror, sci-fi and fantasy event, returns with an open theme . Held at Drummonds, The Swan with Two Nicks, 28 New Street, Worcester WR1 2DP on the final Wednesday of each month, 42 Worcester starts at 19:30. You can book a slot via the Facebook page: or email Andrew at andrew@42worcester.com

Saturday 8th February Poetry Love Slam at the Arena Theatre Wolverhampton. 7.30pm.

It’s a great night of entertainment…

“Follow the pheromones and check out the competition as Valentine versifiers declare their most passionate poetry in a cut and thrust contest to woo and win the hearts of the applaudience.

Heavenly hosts Sara-Jane Arbury and Marcus Moore compère thee to a slammer’s way, while judges rate the writing, measure the performances and find the wordster with the X-factor.”

Tickets: £10 full price/£8 concessions (concessions are usually available if you are under 16, a student in full time education, over 60, a recipient of Job Seekers Allowance, University of Wolverhampton staff and/or alumni. Please bring proof of status.)

BOX OFFICE (01902) 321 321 (01902) 321 321
Book online http://www.arenatheatre.info (There is an additional transaction fee of £1.00 when booking online).

Tues 28th January, Poetry Bites, kitchen Garden Cafe,kings Heath 7.30pm when the guests are Angela France and Daniel Sluman. Both of them are from Cheltenham and both have collections out from Nine Arches. It’s a welcome return for Angela, editor of Iota, whose latest collection is ‘Hide’. Daniel’s debut collection, ‘Absence has a weight of its own’, is already making a huge impact. Poetry Bites also includes floor spots (about 3 minutes) where you can share your own work with an appreciative and supportive audience. To book a spot, arrive by 7.15pm or email jacquirowe@hotmail.co.uk
Future dates: 25th March (Helen Calcutt and Sarah James), 27th May, 22nd July, 23rd September, 25th November. All at 7.30pm (food served from 6.30pm). The Kitchen Garden Cafe, York Road, Kings Heath, Birmingham B14 7SA, entry through Fletcher’s, a few yards up the road. £5 (£4 concs) including readers. Poetry Bites receives no external funding, so the entry fee covers the cost of the venue and expenses.

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New Jersey Nights – Wolverhampton Grand Theatre

New Jersey Nights is an interesting new phenomena. The fifties, sixties and seventies spawned a slew of memorable popular music, the originators of which are now largely either dead, or in their dotage. First, tribute bands came along to keep their memory alive, then came stage musicals. New Jersey Nights develops the lineage by capitalising on the success of another stage musical, The  Jersey Boys, and also showcases the music of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons who were played by John Hawkins, Ricki Rojas, Damion Scarcella and Simon Schofield. The  three part harmony behind “ Valli’s” soaring falsetto voice are convincing but the  star of the show is  offstage, songwriter Bob Gaudio , whose songwriting  is celebrated in this show.

The  credentials of the Four Seasons are impressive.An American   band  from New Jersey  they became internationally successful in the mid-1960s. Since 1970, they have also been known  as Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. In 1960, the group known as the Four Lovers evolved into the Four Seasons, with Frankie Valli as the lead singer, Bob Gaudio (formerly of the Royal Teens) on keyboards and tenor vocals, Tommy DeVito on lead guitar and baritone vocals, and Nick Massi on bass guitar and bass vocals. They were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1990, and joined the Vocal Group Hall of Fame in 1999. They are one of the best-selling musical groups of all time, having sold an estimated 100 million records worldwide.

A jukebox musical in concert form with a live band on stage, not only are all the hits despatched, but also a sprinkling of other period songs are included. Female dancers and backing singers create a cabaret style feel to flesh out the restrictions of four men behind a microphone. The classics, such as “Big Girls Don’t Cry”, “Sherry”, “Walk Like A Man” and “My Eyes Adored You”,  were spot on,  the covers , “Be My Baby”, “Why Do Fools Fall In Love”,   “My Girl” and “Da Doo Ron Ron” bubbled and burned. The upbeat first half is slowed down for the opening of the second set, with a number of ballads, but picks up for the last quarter of the show, bringing the audience to their feet to sing and dance in the aisles. There is no shortage of material upon which to draw.

NJN dancers

The show is a spectacular celebration of the music of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons, and takes the audience on a nostalgic musical journey through the career of one of the biggest selling groups of all time.From the back street studio in New Jersey where it all began, this vibrant production includes all of The Four Seasons greatest hits.

While the music soars, the production values are more modest ,the set is basic , and the  supporting choreography sometimes awkward but the main numbers are performed with ebullience and gusto nonetheless by  dancers Bethany Dows, Robyn Ford, Phoebe Henderson,  Jonathan Cook, Simone Cristofaro and Charlie England .

The vocals and harmonies  are uniformly strong, such that they are spotlighted in an acapella section including a comedy introduction to Blue Moon and the highlight of the evening Silence is Golden. The music is authentic and  faithful to the originals under  musical director Matt Randall.

You can catch up with the fun at the Grand, which had the audience on their feet and hollering for more,  for the rest of the week, the run is from 19th – 23rd November 2013, and then again at Capital FM Arena Nottingham  on 7th of December – 2 shows

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Spoken Worlds, 5th Anniversary, Burton upon Trent

The poetic community overwhelmingly features good people doing good things. Spoken Worlds celebrated its 5th birthday on 15th November, hosted and curated by Gary Carr. The Old Cottage Tavern is the third home for this event and has proved a suitable and popular venue. Gary offers his time, energy and PA system free of charge for the benefit of the local and poetic community, one of life’s good guys.

James Nash

James Nash

So it was a appropriate that his selfless commitment was rewarded by the generosity of another of poetry’s good guys, James Nash, who travelled down from Leeds at his own expense to guest headline the event and generally make himself available to the gathered faithful. James is an eminent northern poet, academic, teacher, broadcaster, journalist and poetry activist whose work has been widely published. His workshops and lectures are much in demand . His collection Coma Songs featured strongly in his performance alongside a string of hugely impressive sonnets and an homage to Gary Linneker! James delighted and engaged sending me home reflecting that I really must practise  with my poetry…

The open mic featured veteran performers and more recent converts. One of the pleasures of Spoken Worlds is that rules are absent, experimentation is positively encouraged and that those enjoying such freedom rarely abuse it. Phil Binding moved from railways to album covers this time with a strong piece on album covers as designed by the late Storm Thorgerson leaving the cognoscenti frantically trying to identify as many references as possible. Recently inaugurated Staffordshire Poet Laureate  Tom Wyre has thrown his heart and soul into his appointment, attending dozens of events in almost as many days. He chose to supplement his own work by reading an extract from Under Milk Wood prior to his pilgrimage to Laugharne at the weekend. Prolific and passionate, I am anticipating an alliterative snowstorm inspired by his visit and some imaginative rhymes for laver bread, cockles , Mumbles and Eynon’s pies. It was a particular delight to see Nicky Pywell perform again after her recent surgery which has offered such obvious benefits. Terri Jolland always has something interesting to say, as does Margaret Torr. Mike Alma travels a long way, a testament to the credibility of proceedings and contributed richly alongside with Mal Dewhirst and his places poem.

Spoken worlds next gathers on 25th January at The Old Cottage Tavern, Byrkley St, Buronon Trent at 7.30pm. Free admission, sign up on the night for open mic spots.

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Gravity 3D- Vacuous in a a vacuum

Gravity

Don’t believe the hype.

I went to see this film wanting to enjoy it. I like space movies, think it is an underrepresented genre currently, and thought that a big budget with Clooney and Bullock would guarantee a worthwhile film. I was wrong.

The plot is simple, astronauts working in orbit are threatened by a debris field, catastrophically compromising their mission, and the race is on to return home.

Visually the film is sumptuous, the special effects are tremendous, but the dialogue is as vacuous as space itself, and, bereft, of any big idea, the story becomes a little tedious. Much of the film is monologue. If you are either Shakespeare with a gift for soliloquy, or have a challenging proposition as in Duncan Jones’ “Moon” then you can overcome that, but Director and writers Alfonso Cuarón, Jonás Cuarón, are neither.

The characters are desperately underwritten. There are a few knowing jokes about Clooney’s looks, Bullock is both a top scientist and a dimwit. Yet there is none of the courage of Apollo 13, no wonder of 2001 a Space Odyssey, no intrigue of Moon. This is Hollywood at its worst. Lack of characterisation also results in the scriptwriters’ nightmare, we are not that bothered about the fate of the protagonists. Compound that with a lack of jeopardy, and it all becomes a little flat.

Some points simply irritate. Many of the spectacular views of earth are unidentifiable, save for a nice shot of the Nile Delta, how a super intelligent scientist fails to realise that opening the hatch door in water will result in a sinking is risible, and the anonymous identity of the landing site is a missed opportunity to build on the international dimension of the story. The 3D effects are perfunctory and lame, a hand coming out of the screen, floating debris, and that is about it.

I suspect that there may be a generational aspect to the acclaim this film has received. If you are too young to have seen the great space films of the past, then this rebooting with fine effects may be enough. For the rest of us it is not.A let down.

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Aida, Wolverhampton Grand Theatre

aida

This was the second night of opera presented by Ellen Kent , La Boheme having been successfully played the night before. Many of that cast assumed new principle roles and many in the audience had come for a second helping of operatic splendour. La Boheme benefits from a theatre setting, its romantic intimacy mirrored by the auditorium. Aida, by contrast, is a grand affair, often presented in amphitheatres and arenas so the demands are on  the staging to reach out rather than draw in. As such it counterpoints the talents of Puccini and Verdi rather well.

Aida itself was first performed in 1871 .  The Egyptians have captured and enslaved Aida, an Ethiopian princess. An Egyptian military commander, Radamès, struggles to choose between his love for her and his loyalty to the Pharaoh. But the Pharaoh’s daughter Amneris is in love with Radamès, and so unfolds a classic tale of jealousy, tragedy, ambition and unrequited love.

I had the pleasure of meeting Ellen the night before. Her enthusiasm for opera and her productions was obvious as was her determination to both meet the needs of opera aficionados whilst appealing to those who might normally avoid the genre. Surtitles assist those not familiar with the story and a burgeoning cast, with spectacle and special effects galore, all aim to entice first – timers.

Director,producer and Impressario Ellen Kent

Director,producer and Impressario Ellen Kent

The staging  features temple dancers,  ballet ,  Bedouin dancers,  and the ceremonial march with a much vaunted  pyrotechnic display  featuring a wall of fire and a cast of local extras to swell the numbers of the march as slaves and soldiers.

Principle roles were taken  by  Elena Dee as Aida, Sorin Lupu as Radames and Iurie Gisca as Amonasro the King of Ethiopia.Soprano Dee sings the titular role of Aida with  passion and conviction.  Standout performances include Act III’s “Qui Radamès verrà!” and “O patria mia (O cieli azzurri)” Although it took her some time to settle into the pitches  of the latter in a nostalgic  rendition all was forgiven when she nailed the aria’s famous high C.

Lupu clearly enjoys himself as Radames. From Act I’s “Se quel guerrier io fossi!” and “Celeste Aida” to Act IV’s “Vedi? Di morte l’angelo,” he preens and struts  breathing life into an underwritten role.

Nicolae Dohotaru  conducted the Chisinau National Opera and Philharmonic from Moldova with a fine operatic sweep , althougth the strings in the opening overture seemed a little uncertain However overall it was  a  production that was up to the task and  did justice  to  the bi-centenary of Verdi’s death.

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