Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Grossly Disappointing, 14 July 2010

Author: gary-444 from United Kingdom

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Trite, banal, unfunny , sentimental and predictable, this film also has some bad points. Kevin James plays Mall Cop, Paul Blart in the lovable loser fat guy role so beloved of the late John Candy. Director Steve Carr has failed to distinguish himself in previous comedies such as “Daddy Day Care” and “Dr Doolittle 2”. This will have done nothing to enhance his reputation as a comedic director.

Comedy requires love for character. But Carr ladles so much syrupy schmaltz into this script that the viewer is reaching for the sick bag way before any fond laughter is reached. Blart’s role as a fat failure borders on the offensive, his failure with girls is cringe worthy, and his heroic efforts to thwart a gang of Mall Robbers unconvincing. Naturally, his daughter plays the cute kid rooting for her single parent Dad to come good – and get the girl.

A formulaic sub plot underpins proceedings. The good guy can overcome the odds to succeed. Being fat and hopeless doesn’t stop you getting the girl- so long as you have a good heart. The bad guys always get their comeuppance, even the old school bully. Aimed squarely at a family audience the violence is comic book, and no-one actually gets hurt. Yet the pantomime charm of “Home Alone” is missing, mainly down to an awful script, and a lamentable supporting cast.

The idea of the unsung hero coming good against the bad guys is fine, and the dramatic possibilities of action in an empty shopping mall have been exploited before to good effect, not least in Zombies films. But Carr simply does not have the expertise, or the script, to exploit the raw materials. James isn’t bad as Blart – but everything else is, in a film which is a very long 90 minutes. A big fat dud

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Predators

Predator Survives, 14 July 2010

Author: gary-444 from United Kingdom

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The original “Predator” with ,Arnold Shwarzenegger, is now 23 years old, its sequel 10 years old. So reinventing the premise of the story had the advantage that a whole load of new sci-fi monster movie fans will be unaware of its existence, and could be sold to afresh, and the disadvantage that its original audience had long since left it behind. This third effort succeeds because the basis of the story is still good, and has been modernised ,with even better special effects. Although formulaic in plot, it does still deliver, and stays just the right side of kitsch.

Adrian Brody convincingly takes Arnie’s place as a mercenary who finds himself mysteriously parachuted into an unknown jungle with assorted desperadoes . He quickly discovers that the jungle is not friendly in a pleasingly thoughtful , and understated performance. Disconcertingly the open quarter of an hour seems like an out take from “Lost”, but as soon as the monsters appear we return to familiar action ground.

An early mini-dinosaur attack nods to Jurassic park, a derelict spaceship is reminiscent of Aliens, and the showdown with THE Predators is an homage to the original. Innovation is in short supply here, but the genre themes are well explored and well executed. The studiously diverse multi-racial cast is a bit too knowing for my liking with snapshots of lazy racial stereotyping marginally irritating. The first half works better than the second, with the break point being when they discover a human survivor holed up in a wrecked spacecraft. At that point the “Chase” finishes, and the story suffers, even though the action ramps up.

The cinematography is excellent throughout, and the musical score is traditional, but superb. The idea of an alien planet upon which a technologically superior race predates on humans for fun has more mileage in it which will no doubt be explored in the fourth of the series which must surely come after this

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Paths of Glory

Strong Early Kubrick Anti-War Film, 4 July 2010

Author: gary-444 from United Kingdom

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I watched this, some 53 years before it was made, without knowing anything about it. It transpires that this was a huge advantage in making an objective assessment of a film which has historically divided opinion. The context is important. Made in 1957, it was part of the double feature era when people went to the cinema to see two films, both under 90 minutes. The demand was that a full story be told in that time meaning that far more storytelling ground was often covered then than in modern day films. Certainly here, a longer running time or reduced content would have been a benefit.

It was also made forty years after the end of the First World War in which the film is set. The mass slaughter was being objectively assessed against a backdrop of a “just” second world war, and a futile Korean War which had ended where it started, but at a cost of a million miles. Although essentially an anti-war film , it does not succeed in having universal sentiments which transcend the time.

The first awkwardness is that although the story is set in French lines, a stoutly English and American cast speak and act English. There is always a debate to be had about sub titles, but here the problem is greater than that. Virtually no attempt is made to make the characters, and their setting, feel French. This is so acute that on occasion it is easy to forget whether we are in French, British or America lines.

George Macready is good and well cast as General Mireau, but a donkey leading lions. Yet the opening act offers a crude short hand of a venal, incompetent self-seeking command prepared to sacrifice their men for personal advancement. Kirk Douglas then appears as a more junior commander, Colenel Dax who is cajoled into undertaking an impossible assault on German lines. Dax’s lines have no French reference at all, they are the words of an American Hero juxtaposed against a seemingly corrupt, ineffective French Military hierarchy, a narrative which would probably have played well at the time.

The battle scene itself is well handled and convincing as the French launch an attack which is beaten back by the German positions. Yet the pivotal moment when x orders his gunners to fire on their own positions as troops refuse to leave their trenches under withering fire is crassly handled, and a little naive. The tradition of men refusing to follow orders facing death by their own side dates back at least to Roman times and was well practised in the first and second world wars by the Russians and Germans. Absolute obedience to orders IS a military imperative, yet instead we are invited to sympathise with those men who cowered in their trenches letting down those of their comrades who DID follow orders. The artillery officer refuses the order.

Mireau orders that a body of men are summarily shot in the interests of discipline, and Dax, a qualified lawyer, provides his services in defence of the three accused. This act is undoubtedly the strongest as the folly of war is forensically dissected, transcending the moment. But then it falters again as Mireau is threatened with exposure by y for ordering French Artillery to shell their own lines to the Press. The reality is that there was no mass French Press then, the press that did exist was strictly establishment, and there was no chance that the story would have found its way into the paper. Late 1950’s mores of American Press practises is superimposed wrongly in time and place.

The summary execution of the token “Cowards” is grandly set, and poignantly portrayed and perhaps the story should have ended there. But instead there is a denouement ( the only thing French about this film!) where Dax’s soldiers take some rest and recreation to be entertained by a captured young German woman, later to be Mrs Kubrick in real life. Initially there is a suggestion that she will be gang –raped, but then she sings and unifies then all in a cloying, sentimental ending at odds with the ambitions of the film , but wholly consistent with a commercially acceptable close.

The story is well told, and well acted, and is satisfying with numerous hints of the greatness to come. Its shortcomings, as only Kubrick’s second feature are wholly excusable. But the madness of war is more completely explored in “Dr Strangelove”, it’s visceral side more effectively explored in “Full Metal Jacket” so this is no masterpiece, but a strong part of the Kubrick canon nonetheless.

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The Fugitive

Superb Action Thriller, 16 June 2010

Author: gary-444 from United Kingdom

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Probably the greatest modern post Hitchcock action thriller. A terrific cast led by two towering performances from Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones makes the most of an intelligent script and superb direction. The 60’s television series provided a firm base for the story, but this feature length, densely plotted movie, takes proceedings to new heights of drama, and excellence.

The central premise is as old as the hills. “The wrong that must be righted”. Ford playing Dr Richard Kimble is falsely accused of murdering his wife and the forces of good, the Police, become the agents of bad, in trying to recapture him after he escapes in a spectacular train and bus crash, as good an action sequence as you will ever see at the cinema.

Tommy Lee Jones is imperious as Marshall Sam Gerrard charged with tracking him down. Wonderfully gnarled and taciturn, Gerrard starts out simply doing his job, but things change as he not only comes to respect his quarry, but also starts to have doubts about Kimble’s guilt.

The first half is all action, particularly the magnificent scene where a cornered Kimble dives down the face of a dam to escape his pursuers. The second half becomes a detective movie as Kimble returns to Chicago to find the real murderer- and clear his name. Full of twists and turns, there is an inevitable showdown at the end, and a text book ending as to how you wrap this sort of story up.

Director Andrew Davis’s previous work gave no hint of his ability to deliver such a masterpiece, although his previous effort “Under Siege” will have sharpened up his action skills. And subsequently, he never quite scaled these heights again. 

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Cliffhanger

Terrific Action Movie, 16 June 2010

Author: gary-444 from United Kingdom

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This is no cerebral or arty thriller. It is an old fashioned mix of a great story, good acting, great action and an imposing setting. Director Renny Harlin cut his teeth on big budget movies with the adequate “Die Hard 2”. But here he excels, getting the maximum out of every part of this picture to create a hugely satisfying entity.

The opening scene is like a James Bond pre-credit opener. Sly Stallone revels in the part of Gabe Walker as he reluctantly comes out of retirement to assist with a climbing rescue. The scenery is staggering and provides an awesome backdrop to a climbing accident which results in Gabe dropping a fellow climbers girlfriend to her death from a rope between two towering stacks much to the displeasure of her boyfriend. These two are then thrown together when a bank heist goes wrong and they are forced to help the criminals recover the loot which has been scattered across a mountainous landscape which Gabe is uniquely placed to assist them with.

John Lithgow does the evil as the lead criminal, with Craig Fairbrass from English Fire Station Soap “London’s Burning” pleasingly villainous as his side-kick, Delmar. Avalanches, shoot outs, white-outs, helicopter rescues and cliff-face peril thrill throughout as the baddies try to get away with their ill-gotten gains. Yes the scenes are set-pieces, and the scene in which Gabe lets his would be female rescue slip through his fingers clichéd in the way it is shot. But it doesn’t matter. Without exception the action scenes are riveting and entertaining which is surely what a good slice of cinema going should be about

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Robin Hood

Bold But Flawed, 15 May 2010

Author: gary-444 from United Kingdom

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The title alone is pretty much all that connects this incarnation of Robin Hood with it’s predecessors. A prequel, it could be described as the longest opening credits sequence in history, as it ends pretty much where the conventional story starts. This in itself is not a problem, yet despite much which is commendable ,somehow the end result fails to convince. With Ridley Scott in the Director’s Chair, and Russell Crowe leading the line, quality is not in short supply, but this is no “Gladiator”.

It opens in France with Richard the Lion Heart besieging a castle and starts well. The action is terrific and Robin is introduced as a humble archer. Scott and Crowe are on firm territory. But once Richard is killed, and Robin assumes a Knight’s identity the story starts to lose focus. Strangely, villain and traitor Sir Godfrey, assuredly played by mark Strong, gets back to London comfortably before Robin, Eurostar perhaps? We then have a strong dose of Court Intrigue as King John assumes power and Sir Godfrey plots a French coup. However, although well acted, the epic sweep which I suspect Scott was aiming for fails to convince.

Up in Nottingham , Cate Blanchette is a feisty, if somewhat awkward Maid Marion. 41 in real life, when we first see her ,she appears to be more plausibly the wife of Sir Walter Loxley, rather than his son. And although she is a reasonable match for Crowe, the absence of a traditional youthful Marion lowers the glamour quotient considerably. Friar Tuck, Will Scarlett, the Sheriff of Nottingham and Little John all appear in very minor roles only, which is a pity, as the story would benefit from some more light and shade.

The final act is rushed. Robin suddenly changes from unknown knight to a leader of Northern Earls and Barons in a scene which pretty much parodies Mel Gibson’s “Braveheart” speech. They then appear to make a 250 mile dash, unsupported, to rout a French invasion, just as they are landing, in scenes which appear to parody the D- Day landings in “Saving Private Ryan”. Bizarrely the English troops are augmented by half naked Nottinghamshire forest children and maid Marion in full face visor to avenge the death of both her father and first husband.

All this is not to say that the film is without merit. The cinematography is superb and the creation of a new back story for Robin is no bad idea, complete with regret for a Christian massacre of Muslims. But ultimately the characters lack warmth and Scott tries too much in the 2hr 20 minute running time. Half that time neither does justice to Robin or King John. 

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Four Lions

Brave Black Comedy, 10 May 2010

Author: gary-444 from United Kingdom

Home grown Asian suicide bombers are not an obvious choice for Comedy. But Director Chris Morris makes a surprisingly good job of it in a work which is skilfully written and performed. The best humour has a ring of truth about it. And so it is true here. The plot moves from satire, to slapstick to straight forwards storytelling, and back, at quite a pace leaving the audience to make its own mind up about whether certain bits are intended to be funny, or just turn out that way. That ambiguity is probably the film’s strongest suit.

A strong cast of Jihadists struggle to get a team together, struggle to get to a Training Camp in Pakistan from which they are sent home in disgrace, indeed they struggle to complete any task successfully. Yet they are not portrayed as buffoons. Never before has Muslim culture been lampooned like this, yet Morris shows it in such a way that they are Everyman jokes and should not cause offence to anyone.

The fact that this is low budget works to its advantage. The script and acting win and the documentary style filming gives it an authenticity which is vital for the humour to prosper. Riz Ahmed stars as Chief Jihadist Omar, but Nigel Lindsay steals the show as a Caucasian Muslim convert. Preeya Kalidas has a frustrating, underwritten role as Omar’s wife. A nurse, and a mother we never really get her insight into the prospect of her husband, and father of her son, embracing martyrdom, even though she pokes fun at an over zealous cleric when he visits their home.

At 100 minutes, the film ends when it needs to, in dramatic and compelling style and does not out stay its welcome. For some this will not be funny enough, for others it will simply be in poor taste. But we should be proud that this sort of comedy simply could not be made in America, and is the first cinematic attempt to deal with a relatively new, and disturbing, social phenomena.

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The Harder They Fall

Solid Entertainment, 2 May 2010

Author: gary-444 from United Kingdom

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A solid, if unspectacular screen farewell from Humphrey Bogarde as a washed up sports writer, Eddie Willis, drawn into Boxing Match Fixing. Director Mark Robson had a fine reputation before this film in a career which was to go on to enjoy further critical success. He knows how to tell a story, and much is crammed into the running time of 1 hour and 49 minutes.

The area where the film does struggle is in what genre it is operating. It’s not really a sports film, as the focus is on match fixing. As a thriller it offers few surprises, and it scarcely scrapes over the line as a Noir. It is at it’s best as a straight forwards drama, well acted, and well told.

Bogarde was to die within 18 months of making this film, and his drawn appearance adds a poignancy to his portrayal of an out of work journalist, down on his luck. The mechanics, and dynamics, of boxing chicanery curiously are unchanged half a century later. The same story could be told now. Mike Lane plays Toro Moreno, a Latin American man mountain, who can’t fight. Rod Steiger plays Nick Benko the callous leader of the Match Fixing ring.

A few period characteristics stand out to the modern viewer. The detail of the fixing is shown almost documentary style as though it needs to be explained to the viewer. And although the callousness of the fixers is exposed, Willis gives his corrupt earnings to a beaten Moreno at the end in an act of moral atonement, evil cannot be seen to wholly triumph. And women are either briefly portrayed as good time girls, or incidental to proceedings.

I suspect that when this was first released, it was a shocking expose, to 21st Century viewers the corruption is routine. But the story is sufficiently fast paced and tight, and the acting, particularly by Bogarde sufficiently strong ,for it to still stand squarely on its own two feet now

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Cemetery Junction

Dead Boring, 20 April 2010

Author: gary-444 from United Kingdom

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A deeply disappointing second feature from Ricky Gervais. As a Gervais fan, a veteran of the era, and a champion of British Films, I had high hopes for this film. They were misplaced. At the core is a lack of confidence from both Gervais and co-writer Merchant as to what the film is.

It certainly does not succeed as a comedy. Neither I, nor anyone else, laughed. It does not work as a “kitchen sink ” social drama either, the casual racism is awkward and lacks context, and the sexism is stilted. The “coming of age” theme fails. It is clichéd, hackneyed and devoid of youthful spark.

That Gervais and Merchant don’t know what to do with the story is evidenced by the fact that it feels like a long 95 minutes too, even though it is about the ideal running time for a film. As for the location, it is supposed to be 70’s Reading, it could be anywhere. It has little sense of place. The opening shot has a London Red Double Decker bus ( they were not red in Reading, but it fits for an American release) wending its way along the high street of what looks like an upmarket Oxfordshire Village, not the monochrome monotony of Reading. Some of the Council Houses have modern Upvc windows painfully evident.

The characterisation is dreadful. We have the three young musketeers. A good looking one trying to make something of himself in an Insurance company, a good looking bad boy working in a factory, and a geeky fat kid who makes everyone else laugh – but gets the girl in the end. Bearing in mind that the plot is wafer thin, if the characterisation is not strong you are in trouble. And that is what happens here.Gervais is ineffectual in his fatherly acting role, insurance hot-shot Ralph Fiennes is hopelessly miscast.

An inspired sound- track makes the 90 minutes slightly less painful, but the song selections add nothing to the film itself. The language does not feel authentic and the attitudes and social mores are more 1950’s than 1970’s. Apart from the music, deciding when this was set would be difficult. A horrible misfire.

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The Ghost

An Atmospheric Delight, 16 April 2010

Author: gary-444 from United Kingdom

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A solid piece of old fashioned film making by veteran fugitive Director Roman Polanski. A modern noir interpretation of the Robert Harris book, this is a cerebral, rather than visceral, thriller. A 15 certificate in the UK, although Polanski is sure it was 18………………………….

The plot is solid. A ghost writer is hired to complete the memoirs of a former British Prime Minister after the previous writer died in mysterious circumstances. From there the “ghost” becomes no longer the recorder of the past, he becomes a dynamic part in it. Pierce Brosnan plays ex Premier Adam Lang in a manner deliberately echoing real ex British Prime Minister. Physically there are similarities, the style is similar, and Lang is facing the threat of War Crimes resulting from his close co-operation with the Americans. Brosnan’s performance is adequate, his lurching from an English to mid- Atlantic accent is not.

Ewan McGregor stars as the ghost writer and carries the part well. The overtones of Hitchcock for his part are unmistakable as an innocent man stumbles upon events which are much larger than him. Ironically he doesn’t get the sexpot, Lang’s “personal assistant” Amelia Bly, seductively played by Kim Cattrall, but does get to bed Lang’s wife Ruth, played by Olivia Williams,whose supporting role as the suppressed wife is nicely handled.

Hand held “bucket” shots and fast editing are out. Placing the camera in the right position to let the story unfold is in with the generous running time of 128 mins giving each scene time to breathe and develop. The script is neat and witty, the prospect of a second ghost writer being killed is dismissed on the basis that “they aren’t kittens”. BMW must be pretty pleased with their product placement too as a key scene unfolds like a promotional shoot for their X5, and it’s satellite navigation system in particular.

Polanski’s legal difficulties mean that some of the American scenes are not set on location, with Lang’s island hideaway there easy to replicate. Instead the strong contrasting urban scenes are set in London. His strength as a Director has always been his ability to tell a story with atmosphere and “Ghost” is strongest on these points. No scene is wasted, the bits all fit together, and a satisfying whole is the result. A real return to form.

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