Fading Fun

Mary Mack, jumping jack
Not too rough Blind Mans bluff
Ball tag fracture the flag

Hide and seek every week
Hide your face for kiss chase
Hopscotch fun for everyone

I spy with my little eye
The playground echoes to cries and call
Resounding ring of paddle ball

Make them up , do what you are able
Splayed fingers rocking the cat’s cradle

Chinese whispers friend’s eldest sisters
Laughing, cheating , ever bolder
Essential skills for when we are older

Oh the games we play

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Garden Control

Its reptilian jaw chomped
Bony shell barely visible
Amidst swaying blades

Nimble teeth nibbled
Mesh and floppy ears
Casting eerie shadows

Mournfully munching
Grey wisps fluttered
Billy goats gruff

Swift hooves danced
Lithe legs poised for flight
Daring to graze

Janet rested
Glass in hand
Lawnmower redundant

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White Rabbit

Time can be both a kind, and a cruel, master. As a child, I remember hearing Jefferson Airplane’s “White Rabbit” and enjoying it as a pop nursery rhyme, particularly enjoying the “feed your head” line. Over forty years later, I still love the song. In part it is due to childhood association, but I certainly do not feel the same way about it as Rolf Harris’s “Two Little Boys” for instance. As an adult I admire the song for being far more clever than I had originally given it credit for.

The drug narrative is only part of it. The simple arrangement, particularly the drum beat, creates an air of summonsing a gathering, as a drummer boy might. It is also calling you to listen to the song:

Grace Slick in Concert

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don’t do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she’s ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you’re going to fall
Tell ’em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she’ll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen’s “off with her head!”
Remember what the dormouse said:
“Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head”

Grace Slick, the lead singer, was a bit of an Earth Mother in appearance making it even more subversive as if she was plotting to undermine the nation’s youth. Now? She is a small grey granny, painting a bit, but long since retired from music and performance and a casualty of drink and drugs. Indeed I have seen Jefferson Starship twice in recent twilight years and was shocked at how the good looks of a youthful Marty Balin have now morphed into those of a drug addled zombie with an unnerving resemblance to Phyllis from Coronation St. I did see Jefferson Airplane in their pomp once, at Knebworth who were stunning, but who had to perform a hastily re-arranged set because Grace was “indisposed”. Overall, I think that Starship/Airplane are much under-rated. The former incarnation boasted the superb ballads “Caroline” and “Miracles” , the surreal “Hyperdrive” ,and the great rocker “Ride the Tiger”, whilst the latter excelled with ”Volunteers”, “Somebody to Love”, “Have You Seen The Saucers” and the cover of “Wooden Ships”, amongst others.

Yet nothing quite matches the hypnotic simplicity and subversive call of Grace Slick on “White Rabbit”.

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Polemic on Freedom

Man is born free, yet everywhere he is in chains,
So I read,
That Rousseau said ,
And he is still right,
Tonight,
As freedom becomes twisted to make and sate
Whatever self centred hybrid that we can create
For ourselves, but not- for each other

And so freedom for the people of Gaza
Means imprisonment behind their own border
And a nation state is free to deprive the sick of medicine
To protect their own order
And oppress others
Which is no freedom at all
But the mentality of those who think small

Whilst in Brussels we talk of free trade
Of what money can be made
But the children of Somalia want to be freed
from the greed
Of warlords who would rather buy guns for themselves than water for the thirsty,
To purchase death rather than save life
Where oppression and strife,
Reigns,
But no new rain eases the scorched earth of destruction

Yet it is not just far away
That our feeble minds have strayed
From what is right and is wrong, for so long.

Old freedoms lie in the balance
At the mercy of corporate dalliance
And careless staff do the rounds
In homes to be sold off or closed down
Of men and women who fought for freedom
Not this.

And they will have you believe that Gordon Taylor from the players football association
For having a meaningless telephone conversation
Hacked
Is due compensation
Of £900,000
While the elderly cannot get around
Because the money cannot be found

In whom can we be trusting
When our liberties lie rusting
In such specious, spun words
Ringing hollow and absurd.

So saying what you do mean, is mean
Or demeaning?

Or is it the mean of what you mean that is meant?

What was the meaning?

Was it what you thought, but did not say,
Or what you said but did not mean?

Or was it just that we did not glean
From what you said
What we should have seen?

Were your words pristine?
Or not what they might have been?
Is it that on which you were not keen?

And if you now say you did not mean what was said
What was read -And you said it,
Well what did you mean?

What should we, the team, glean?

That you say what you mean?
Or that what you said you didn’t mean?
But it should not have been seen.

And although what you say, you do not always mean
As the words can refer to another scene that was seen,
You do now,
(From what I can glean)
Think that we should trust you and hold you in the highest esteem.

But not what you say.

Well not always.

Not what you said yesterday, anyway.
Just what you say ,today. Ok?

You think that we should believe you, that what you say is true
Maybe some of the words, perhaps just a few?
But when some talk of freedom be wary of such claims
Test what is said carefully, and listen for those chains.

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Size ten
Wedding dress
Strapless off white,
Sequin detail to the bust and waist area,
Also comes with hoop required for dress.
Why?
Never worn.

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Night Blue Fruit, Taylor John’s Vaults, Canal Basin, Coventry

Night Blue Fruit


If a prize existed for the most exotically named event and venue, this would win easily, and so it was with some expectation that I made my first visit .The name comes from a line in James Joyce’s “Ulysses”; “The heaventree of stars hung with humid nightblue fruit,” the former phrase also the inspiration for a local poetry publisher. The vaults themselves are 19th century coal vaults which acted as stores for canal transportation and have now been converted into a cavernous, and atmospheric bar. The ceilings are still vaulted, the original tiled floor remains, and the windowless interior is vented by an exposed suspended stainless steel ventilation system which is quite brutal in appearance. However a combination of church pew benches, wooden tables, sofas, and freestanding lampshades creates an altogether softer, louche, ambience which would not be out of place in a David Lynch film set.

Every event has its own character, and that is set by the host, who has two options. Those are to either act as an unobtrusive facilitator for the event, or to act as the hub around which the event turns. Host Barry Patterson is in the latter category. A physically imposing man, loquacious, eloquent and a fine poet in his own right, Barry encouraged, enthused and ad libbed in equal measure. His “Astronaut” piece is a fond and affectionate paean to the Moon landings, and “Happy Birthday Howard” also caught my ear about the controversial H.P. Lovecraft, enfant terrible of the “weird fiction” genre.

The spirit of the evening was captured by a young woman , Carey, who had been before, and had this time brought some of her own work to read for the first time. Yet such was her apprehension, that she had asked a friend to go up to read on her behalf. But as that friend made her way forwards, Carey had a change of heart as she witnessed the literary equivalent of a mother having her babies taken from her, and read herself instead. “Thinking” and “On the Cathedral Steps” were described by Barry as “good old fashioned introspection”, were warmly received, and I am sure that Carey will be back. The relief as she stepped down, saying “that wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be” was palpable, an endearing reminder of how tough it is to stand up to read in front of others for the first time, but also evidence of what a supportive environment Night Blue Fruit is in which to do so.

The polar opposite to Carey was the vastly experienced Mal Dewhirst who had opened proceedings fresh from his exploits on the Great West Midlands Poetry Relay. “Polesworth Word Triathalon” was a clever Olympic style word challenge, “Dungeness” a beautifully observed landscape poem and his final poem about Liverpool and the Cavern Club and its music had a particular resonance in a cavernous club.

Sometimes an open mic can deliver the unexpected, and tonight it came in the form of Sukhat (phonetically correct but almost certainly not the way he spells it).Flamboyant, and a little left-field, Sukhat romped through a series of poems about vampires and “The Dream I Had” ( at 3.40am), in a surreal, but hugely enjoyable performance. His attention getter is brilliant, he arrives on stage with bundles of large writing pads, upon which there is just one poem per pad, and after delivery he smashes the pad down onto the floor which resounds to a very satisfying thump. Quite extraordinary- and a lot of fun.

Martin Green’s vignette about poems written on the inside of a cigarette packet was good, “Citizen” Andy Biddulph was on top form with his political polemics, Josie conjured up a memorable erotic image of a walnut smooth chest and Colin Dick, poet and painter was as inspirational as ever.

Closing the evening was Anthony R Owen, a man whom I have had the pleasure of listening to quite frequently in recent months, and he never ceases to impress. Not content with the success of his collection, “The Dreaded Boy” he debuted a sparse, beautiful homage to the victims of Hiroshima in a series of self styled “anti-haikus” which worked very well indeed. He also offered what amounted to a meditation on Heinrich Heine, the 19th Century German Jewish poet whose work was burned in the Nazi dawn in 1933 at Berlin’s Opernplatz, an event which had been anticipated in his play Almansor, written over a century earlier, in which he said: “Das war ein Vorspiel nur, dort wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen.” (“That was but a prelude; where they burn books, they will ultimately burn people also.”)

Night Blue Fruit meets on the first Tuesday of the month at around 8.30pm.

2/8/11

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“Celebrate Wha” Launch/ Freedom , Bring & Share, Library Theatre, Birmingham

The office of Birmingham Poet Laureate is honorary . What you do with it is pretty much up to you. Current office holder, Roy McFarlane has seized the opportunities that such a title affords and grown the position to new heights, not least with his Bring & Share Poetry evenings, the last of which this was with him in office. Previous events have used Valentines Day, Mothers Day, and Fathers Day as their themes. This one was a double header, a promotional launch for “ Celebrate Wha’”, an anthology of contemporary Black Midlands Writers and a platform for poems on Freedom, a combination which worked splendidly.

We were fortunate to have the publisher of “Celebrate Wha’”, Andy Croft, of Smokestack Books in the audience for the occasion. A “smog monster” from Middlesbrough, Andy is a hugely distinguished author in his own right, with some 18 poetry books, four novels and forty two books for teenagers to his name, as well as a poetry column in “The Morning Star”. He has performed his own poetry around the world. Smokestack has a bold manifesto, it claims to hold open a space for what is left of the English radical poetic tradition in the twenty-first century. It champions poets who are unfashionable, left-field or working a long way from the metropolitan centres of cultural authority. It is also committed to the common music of poetry; is interested in the World as well as in the Word; believes that poetry is a part of and not apart from society; argues that if poetry does not belong to everybody, it is not poetry. As authors read from “Celebrate Wha’” it was apparent how neat a fit material and publisher were.

My only frustration from the evening was that we heard only one poem from Andy himself, the brilliant “Crash, Bang ,Wallop” , a parody of Jean-Marie Le Pen’s bizarre bid to outlaw onomatopoeia . if ever you want evidence that the pen is mightier than the sword, listen to this.

A packed bill meant that poets were limited to a single contribution resulting in a night of rich diversity too dense for me to try to chronicle in any sort of detail. Sam Hunt told of how poetry had personally set her free, Gary Quinn of how it had set him free from alcohol, and many explored political freedom. Of those, one stood out head and shoulders above the rest, “Mr President” from Chester Morrison, an attack on the record of Nelson Mandela. It encapsulated the zeitgeist of the theme of the evening, and Chester described the hostile reaction his poem had provoked from many quarters for his effrontery in questioning The Great Man. The poem was a profound, simple, powerful and lyrical tour-de –force.

Tellingly ,afterwards, several audience members were moved to debate the successes, and failures of Mandela’s regime, and what any political revolution can reasonably hope to achieve. All of which bore testament to the capacity of a poem to have a life far beyond the page.

Those authors present reading excerpts from “CelebrateWha” did a fine job. Kokumo’s heavy patois elevated “Democracy is Dead”, Marcia Callum’s roots poem “Memory Loss” was inspiring. Kokumo had amused us earlier on, Michelle Hubbard had us in fits of laughter with her “Jack and the Beanstalk” poem about how an inadvertently discarded marijuana seed had taken root in unexpected circumstances. And, as she had done at the Valentines Bring & Share evening, it was Sue Brown, making an all too rare appearance who shone once more. She delivers her words, motionless, using just her voice to emote, confident that it is all that is required, and she is right. “Birmingham” was an affectionate homage to our city, the ambiguity of “Pain” was wry, “I Am” was a defiant manifesto of self affirmation.

Roy expressed his hope to continue such events beyond when he relinquishes the Poet Laureate crown. I hope he does, for it brings together communities and offers a platform to share ideas. Rohit Ballal was able to give a rap influenced performance, Sarah Tamar was spotted by Roy last Thursday and performed this Monday, and it is that sort of alchemy and spontaneity which has made this series such a success.

“ Celebrate Wha” is available from: http://www.smokestack-books.co.uk/index.php
1/8/11

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Clarence Clemons

The Big Man in classic pose circa Born to Run


I recently commented on the premature death of Amy Winehouse, and felt that the demise of Clarence Clemons, who had a somewhat more extended life, was worth a mention.

In my formative teenage years I sampled many musical genres, and in retrospect I am quietly smug about my own good taste. I instantly took to the Motown sound. I loved the simple sound, catchy hooks and vocal harmonies and the black roster gave it a touch of exotica. I instantly took to the guitar sound, harmonies and political stance of Crosby Stills Nash and Young too. Wisely, in retrospect ,I also identified the Rolling Stones as a spent force ( yet with a stunning back catalogue) with “It’s only Rock n Roll” in 1974 their last decent album. Equally Led Zeppelin, after Physical Graffiti in 75 had just about ground to a creative halt with “Achilles Last Stand” the only decent song to emerge subsequently. Prog rock had just about eaten itself. And then posters starting appearing proclaiming “The Future of Rock n Roll”…………………………………………….

The “Born to Run” album was actually Springsteen’s third album, and the first two are by no means duds with some great songs on them, particularly the first album. But neither the vision nor the sound had been fully realised, and “Born to Run” did just that, with a cover featuring a Dylanesque Bruce, and a big black saxophonist – Clarence Clemons. It was a multicultural image in rock that was not the norm, and all the more striking for it.

The album , for once ,lived up to the hype. A classic, which filled the cultural rock void that had been created by the cyclical turn of previous standard bearers. And a crucial part of that sound, and image, was “The Big Man”. Yes he could play, and his solos on “Jungleland” and “Independence day” raised those songs into another place, but you also knew he was always there, one of the boys, and as such he was essential to the image of good-hearted bonhomie that the band always exuded. He was a tremendous showman and Bruce was always happy, during his lengthy shows, to let Clarence take centre stage, or share it, whenever the drama of the song called for it. This might have been in the energy that he offered to “born to Run or Rosalita” or the fun of “Fire”

Clarence wasn’t the greatest saxophonist in the world, although he was an exceptionally good one. His achievement was as a black saxophonist being a key part of one of the most successful rock n roll bands of all time for the best part of forty years. Avuncular, brooding, yet fun he can never be replaced within the E Street band , and with Danny Federici also now sadly dead it will be interesting to see whether the E Street name is now also laid to rest, whilst not preventing Bruce from playing the songs with whomsoever he chooses.

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The Expendables

The Expendables

Sly Stallone has been in a lot of films in his career, most have been poor, a few ( Copland, Cliffhanger, Rambo First Blood and Rocky) have been good. This is another addition to the poor list. The power of Hollywood legends is considerable. When Sly decided that he wanted to write, direct and star in this movie no-one was strong enough to say no. The result reeks of self indulgence.

The story, such as it is, is perfunctory. An “A Team” style collection of ageing hard men is called upon to deal with a South American traitor, laced with a risible sub-plot involving CIA double dealing. Obviously this involves a lot of explosions and people being blown up – but that is about it. Apart from some good action sequences, including a questionable obsession with knives, precious little entertains.

An opening sequence in which “the expendables” free hostages held by pirates is quite promising, but thereafter it is only when guns are blazing, knives are slashing and things are blowing apart that any interest is created. To describe the characters as one dimensional would be generous. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a walk on part which is little more than an excuse for a gag. Jet Li’s martial arts skills are woefully underemployed, his presence is little more than a lever to secure interest in the far east. Mickey Rourke reminded us in the Wrestler what a good actor he is, here he has nothing to do of note. Bruce Willis looks smug, about what I am unsure. Dolph Lungren is simply awful, Jason Statham provides a modicum of respectability with some semblance of character and conviction.

Stallone himself tries too much. The story is not up to it, nor is the dreadful dialogue. Why these men are “expendable” is largely unclear, and anything which is not an action set-piece falls flat. Naturally Stallone gets to gaze into the eyes of the female lead, Charisma Carpenter, who looks considerably younger than her years. Crucially we don’t really care about any of the characters, it is nor well written enough for that. Furthermore the good v evil axis is unconvincing. Are ageing mercenaries the good guys? Are all South American Dictators bad guys? Is the shadowy rogue ex-CIA man bad or good? And you end up not really being bothered either way

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No One Could Protect Her

No-one Could Protect Her
An empty crowd pleaser that plays to just too may galleries. This story, based on fact is of a woman attacked and raped in her own home. Unusually, the rapist returns to silence her, and as it becomes apparent that this is a serial offender the tension is tracked up as she increases her efforts to protect herself and an inevitable showdown awaits.

The female lead, Jessica Rayner ,is played quite well by Johanna Kerns the rest of the cast are filled with characters hastily drawn simply to do a job. The rape itself is not explicit, and is over quite quickly. Her husband, played by Tony Denison fares less well. He rails against the world and police, plays vigilante, and refuses to sleep with his wife after the attack in awkwardly drawn scenes.

The idea of a returning rapist/killer is unsettling. But the offenders ability to penetrate the household irrespective of what alarms and security measures are in place becomes tedious, not chilling after a while. The final face-off is preposterous and annoying . Ultimately it fails on most levels.

The story is neither graphic nor salacious enough to attract those after such kicks. The background to the killer and how he was able to avoid detection is untold. The angry husband just looks ridiculous half the time, indeed he is only marginally less unlikeable than the rapist. And the “chick that has to be strong” line becomes a bit sickly after a while, especially after she refuses to go away for a while as the investigation gathers pace.

Don’t watch this through – you will regret it.

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