Midlands Poetry 2011- A Personal Retrospective Perspective

The arrival of December heralds not only Christmas, but the impending year end. A year in which I have had the pleasure of attending several dozens of poetic events in the Midlands both as a performer, and an audience member, and so it seems appropriate to take stock, to reflect, and celebrate what a remarkable spoken word scene we have in the Midlands,particularly as no-one else does it! This is a personal view, and any comments, or criticisms are welcomed. Omission of event or poet should not be seen as evidence of a slight , but instead of brevity, or my poor memory.

Without doubt the first thing which strikes me is the scale of activity. Each month there are approximately twenty seven regular events in community halls, cafes and pubs playing to audiences of typically between a dozen and a hundred, many offer free admission. Where charge is made it rarely exceeds £5. In addition to that, there are one-off events and occasional slams . Add them all together and that probably equates to around a thousand people a month attending poetry and storytelling.

Then there are the festivals, and the numbers escalate still further, Buxton, Lichfield, Shifnal, Stafford, Much Wenlock, Birmingham Artsfest, Leamington Spa, Warwick, Stratford, Worcester, Gloucester, Hay, Ledbury and Cheltenham ( to name but some) all now have poetry, or literary festivals which include poetry, as a staple of their annual cultural calendar. The poetry cognoscenti are fond of describing the poetry scene as an underground movement, but with these numbers the underground can scarcely cope!

Not only are the numbers of events significant, but their diversity is also surprisingly great. An identikit poetry evening, thankfully, has yet to emerge. Success tends to come to those who create a clear identity, and some of those successful formulas can, when placed side by side, appear to be contradictory. Bilston Voices charges a modest entry fee, has a set bill of local and regional talent, no open mic, is finished by 9.30pm, has a predominantly older audience – and plays to full houses every month. Hit the Ode in Birmingham charges £5, has an international set bill and open mic, finishes closer to 11pm, has a strong young audience – and also plays to full houses.

It is also not just the events which are diverse, but the content. The lines between rhyming poetry, blank verse, unaccompanied rap, accompanied rap, prose, monologue, short story and storytelling are becoming increasingly blurred, and are largely tolerated by audiences, although different events provide natural homes for some of these expressions more readily than others. Shindig in Leicester, organised by Nine Arches Press and Crystal Cleat Creators, sets its stall firmly at the quality end of the market attracting those who are, and aspire to be, published poets, whilst Speak Up in Birmingham sets its sights on a younger hip-hop performing style. Flying Donkeys in Derby, by contrast ,majors on storytelling, with poets filling in while Poetry Bites in Kings heath packs them in with a formula of strong floor readers and the skilled eclectic personal pick of headliners by Jacqui Rowe.

Any year has its casualties. Poetry@ the Cafe finished when the venue closed in Digbeth, Lorna Meehan announced the demise of Rhymes , as was, with a reincarnation in different form intended for the new year. Poetry Train in Wolverhampton is seeking a new home having lost its last one at the Britannia Hotel, Wolverhampton, and Rhubarb Radio, the online Custard factory station finally ran out of funds. Yet simultaneously Parole Parlate in Worcester has had a fantastic debut year, The Goblin Folk and Poetry Club launched in Ashby de la Zouch in November, and Spoken Worlds successfully relocated venues in Burton, and broadened their audience.

Worcester has undoubtedly been the most active place for poetry this year, with the aforementioned Parole Parlate establishing itself, the Worcester Literary festival having a spectacularly successful debut year and Be magazine, brainchild of the Worcestershire literati, appearing for the first time too, to provide some competition for the excellent Crystal Clear Creators Literary Magazine “Hearing Voices”. It also found time to create its first Poet Laureate, Theo Theobald.

Controversy stalked the usually tranquil regional poetry waters in the middle of the year with the first women only I-Slam. The rationale for the event was to provide an opportunity for women from ethnic groups where culturally speaking out is difficult. Female friends who attended felt that this objective was met, with the promotion a big success. More generally I see a meritocracy at work in Midlands poetry in which women are flourishing, Fatima Al-Matar from Coventry, Maria Taylor from Leicester , Jody Ann Bickley from Birmingham, Emma Purshouse from the Black Country, Amy Rainbow from Malvern and several female poets from Worcester, to name but a few, all fear no male poet when performing on the same bill. Frequently it is they themselves who are headlining! Although the context in which I- Slam appeared has merit, I think that it is important that female poets should have confidence that there is nothing stopping them succeeding on mixed bills – and there are plenty of excellent role models to prove it.

Birmingham Poet Laureate Roy MacFarlane left a particularly strong legacy when he relinquished his title in October to be succeeded by Jan Watts. His Bring & Share series at Birmingham Library Theatre promoted his office, cultural diversity and poetry in a powerful, accessible mix, making a significant contribution to the poetic life of the city. His anthology of black midlands writers, “Celebrate Wha”, was a triumph of determination and will, as well as an artistic coup , bringing writers like Sue Brown , Michelle “Mother” Hubbard and Marcia Callame deservedly to a wider audience beyond those who frequent The Drum, in Aston. The Birmingham Library Service deserves credit for supporting and promoting the Laureateship which is now in its fifteenth year and has inspired many other places to follow suit.

Libraries across the region are under threat as spending cuts bite which is a particular threat to the many excellent writing groups which often use their buildings. Sonia Dixon at Walsall Council continues to be a passionate supporter of this cause, and has brought national figures like Matt Harvey to the Borough to promote poetry.

Converting poetry from bits of paper to published book is no easy task, yet Walsall author David Calcutt and National Poetry Day Director Jo Bell succeeded in doing so with “Bugged”, a nationally sourced compilation of poetry with several local contributors which gave occasion to a regional launch at the Icon gallery in Birmingham.

In the region we have no fewer than five independent poetry publishers in Nine Arches Press, ( Matt Nunn and Jane Commane), Flarestack Press ( Jacquie Rowe and Meredith Andrea) and Offa’s press (Simon Fletcher). The publication which stands out most for me this year is “Mytton, Dyer and Sweet Billy Gibson “ from Deborah Tyler- Bennett and Nine Arches Press, a delightful romp through notable, but largely forgotten, historic lives with a sharp eye on some universal truths.

Yet this year has not simply seen poetic talent committed to paper. Mal Dewhirst, leader of the Polesworth Poets, has spearheaded the creation of the second part of the Polesworth Poetry trail at Pooley Country Park where poetry was selected to be presented, in situ, on plaques, walls and in engravings in a permanent physical display for posterity. Given that Polesworth’s poetic ancestry takes in John Donne, Michael Drayton and Ben Johnson, this was a bold initiative and one which will resonate for decades to come.

Radio Wildfire continued to blaze an on-line radio trail for the spoken word under the committed leadership of Dave Reeves. Bulging at the seams with its current format of a live show once a month backed up by a loop I know that Dave has exciting plans for the future. Combine this and the commitment of website Behind the Arras to poetry reviews and listings and you have a platform for promoting spoken word in the region which is not replicated anywhere else in the country.

However the backbone of regional poetry are the dozens of individuals who run events for no, or little, personal gain. They are experts in securing free rooms, social networking publicity and the diplomacy skills of organising running orders. Their number include the likes of Bohdan Piesecki , the regional Apples & Snakes representative, who from nothing, has created “Hit the Ode” now consistently claiming the biggest audience numbers, and securing international talent which culminated in over 150 people attending the International Dice Slam incorporating poets from seven different countries. It also includes Dee Davidson and Caitlin Belgard who, not content with saving poetry events have saved an entire building in the Malvern Youth Centre.

So what does 2012 hold? The numbers of events and performers guarantee two things; a conveyor belt of new talent, and a platform for existing talent to develop further. Events will sometimes finish, that is a natural part of the creative arc. What is reassuring is that the total number is increasing as fresh initiatives replace those that that have waned and new ideas emerge to fulfil untapped interests. I see a trend for collaborative group performances emerging. The Decadent Divas comprising Charlie Jordan, Maggie Doyle, Lorna Meehan and Laura Yates are experienced and show much potential. Type S, a young trio comprising Matt Windle, Mstr Morrison and Jodi Ann Bickley burst with youthful brio. A project of particular interest to me is Brewers Troupe, a company of poets lead by Emma Purshouse and Heather Wastie who perform a site specific selection of poems, “Snug” about pub life- in a pub! Not quite a drama in verse, it is episodic in construction and is a very clever concept in popularising poetry that still has much to offer.

Slams continue to both bring poetry to the masses and act as a platform for new talent to emerge, although the instant fix that it demands, and offers, is but one niche in the overall poetry spectrum. They are also an essential ingredient in the burgeoning Literary/poetry festival market which this year offered both the gloriously grass roots, low cost, enthusiasm of the first Worcester Literary Festival and the glossy, high powered, slick and expensive Cheltenham Literary Festival which with the sponsorship of The Times and Sky is surely set to the pre-dominant festival in forthcoming years. It is the events in between which will need to be clearer on their proposition.

But it is a much smaller initiative that I single out for particular praise, the Coventry- Cork poetry exchange in which O Bheal from Cork in Ireland, and Night Blue Fruit from Coventry, exchange three readers annually in the spirit of friendship and artistic nourishment, which this year brought Colm Scully, Afric McGlinchey and Jennifer Mathews across the water. It is a worthy and valuable initiative which deserves to grow still further.

And that just about sums up 2011 poetically for me. I close by offering my profuse thanks to all who have listened to me perform, read my articles, listened to me on Radio Wildfire and who have inspired and fired my artistic enthusiasm.

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Spoken Worlds, Old Cottage Tavern, Burton Upon Trent

The last in this year’s series of Spoken Worlds went out on a high tonight with a guest poet, a luxury not normally indulged in, Ash Dickinson playing to a full house. It was a fitting climax to a year of hard work by organiser Gary Carr who has successfully moved venues during the year, losing few, and adding several to his core audience. These are the unsung heroes of the regional poetry circuit, blagging rooms, providing PA systems, preparing, producing and distributing promotional material, and constantly having to nurture attendances, cosseting their existing audience, while winning new ones – all on pretty much no money.

Gary opened proceedings by remembering the recently deceased poet Peter Reading who died on 17th November. Reading was an English poet and the author of 26 collections of poetry, known for his choice of ugly subject matter, and use of classical metre. The Oxford Companion to Twentieth-Century Poetry describes his verse as “strongly anti-romantic, disenchanted and usually satirical”.] Interviewed by Robert Potts, reading described his own work as a combination of “painstaking care” and “misanthropy”. It was an inspired gesture by Gary to read three Reading compositions in tribute.

Ash Dickinson himself was excellent. Friendly, unassuming, playing in low-key surroundings for him, he gave 100% in a charismatic, humorous and self –effacing performance. He started by telling us that he was going to combine stand-up, theatre and rap mash-up as the thinking man’s Axel Rose, and he was true to his word. The best performance poets transcend genres and are simply good in their own right, that is Dickinson’s forte. Two poems, including Chiller Queen amused about the domestic fridge, and he railed about Facebook – despite having no less than three Facebook pages himself! The smell of love was explored with the memorable idea that “beauty is in the nose of the beholder, whilst Temping and abandoned mountain bikes were topics for fine forays into social commentary on the absurdities of occasional work and youth unemployment respectively.

Two poems stood head and shoulders above the rest for me. The first was a witty, but coruscating and affectionate tirade against he excesses of modern day football, a subject incredibly difficult t handle well, but which Ash made look easy. The second was the very clever Your Stand In, a very sharp take on a clever idea – what it would be like to have our own stand-in / body double. Whilst much of his material was funny and entertaining, this had a dangerous edge to it elevating it as his most satisfying piece of the evening.

As always, a varied and eclectic band of open micers strutted their stuff. In random observation, Ian Ward delivered an accomplished tetractys The Gift and debutante Tom Wyre impressed with Phantasmagorical ( I bet he has some Curved Air albums at home) containing some strong rhyming patterns, but needing just a little editing. Tony Keeton shocked, and delighted, by reading from some newly discovered Dead Sea Scrolls (found at a car boot sale) ,and Rob Stevens evoked mass nostalgia by remembering Oliver Postgate, creator of numerous childrens stories including Bagpuss, Ivor the Engine, Pogles Wood an Noggin te Nog.

The Old Cottage Tavern plays host to a comedy verse night on Fri 9th Dec, Spoken Worlds reconvenes on Fri 27/1, Buxton Word Wizzards meets at the Grove Hotel Buxton on 27/12, all at 7.30pm.

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Poetry Bites, Kitchen Garden Cafe, Kings Heath

Another full house turned out to see a contrasting headlining duo tonight. Joseph Horgan hails from Cork now, but grew up in Bordesley, whilst Bobby Parker is a veteran of the mean streets of Kidderminster. A failing voice meant that regular hostess Jacqui Rowe called upon the services of David Calcutt to effect most of the introductions. David’s deputising efficiency and brevity was invaluable as he marshalled a long list of floor readers.

Joseph Horgan closed the first half of the evening reading extensively from his current collection, Slipping Letters Beneath the Sea. Typically his poems are short, the subject matter often exploring the dislocation of an ex pat Brummie now domiciled in Ireland. Curiously few poems were about Cork, instead favouring a broader look at displacement, and what it means. The contrast between his urban roots, and his rural present ,was another source of dislocation, and found expression in his city poems, Sound Matter, and Asbestos Dreams with its beautiful image of the “lullaby of the furnace”. Joe skilfully acts as an observer on both a Birmingham shaped by Imperial migration, and an Ireland shaped by economic migration. His observation that the more that societies reach out, the more they contract in their perception of what their core identity is, was a point very shrewdly observed. That cerebral dimension touched all of his writing.

Bobby Parker closed the evening promoting his new collection Digging for Toys. Bobby is fond of quoting Richard Brautigan : “Finding is losing something else. I think about, perhaps even mourn, what I lost to find this,” and that sense of personal discovery is very evident in his writing as he moves from a single life, through marriage to parenthood. His strength is his insistence on seeing everything around him as being interesting, apart from himself, “Why can’t I be different and unusual like everyone else”. Isobel 6am was a touching tribute to his newborn daughter , Nightlife a witty surreal study in furniture and appliances moving of their own accord at night time. Bobby revealed that his wife complained he slept too much, his response? “ I (do) sleep too much, but she does not know what it is like to collect dreams.”

The floor readers were numerous. A wholly capricious flavour is as follows; Ruth Stacey put the erotic back into modern day Fairy Tales with her tale of a voracious bear, Janet Smith took us tantalisingly to The Edge ,Chris Wayne made a strong, if frenetic debut, Adele Faulkner brought teenage motherhood viscerally alive , and Mal Dewhirst took us mischievously to Cork! My favourite line of the night however came from Mary Shear’s Kink “We have a safe word, and it isn’t no!”

A Poetry Bites special appears on 6th December in aid of Amnesty International. Matt Merritt headlines the next regular event on 24/1, remaining 2012 dates are 27/3,22/5, 24/7,25/9 and 27/11. Matt Merritt is a wildlife journalist and historian, both of which colour his poetry, his current collection, available through Nine Arches press is the snappily titled, Hydrodaktulopsychicharmonica.

Gary Longden 22/11/11

Worcestershire Poet and Blogger Ruth Stacey also attended, her review of the same event follows:

Poetry Bites with Joseph Horgan and Bobby Parker

Poetry Bites is a monthly poetry event based at the Kitchen Garden Cafe in Kings Heath, Birmingham. I have wanted to go to it for a long time but it clashes with my daughter’s gymnastics class. During the week Bobby Parker put out a call for a lift on facebook to get to Poetry Bites and it seemed like the perfect chance to go. Gymnastics not quite as important as enabling a poet to read his poetry out loud to an audience!

Then I thought if I am driving I may as well fill my car up with a collection of excellent poets. So I messaged Chris Guidon and his beautiful, talented fiance Emma (she paints amazing pictures) and invited them to come.

Then I asked the poet Sarah James if she wanted the last space and she said yes… a whole car load of poets (and one artist and muse) heading for Poetry Bites. What could go wrong?

I picked up Sarah from Droitwich and headed for Kiddy, this went fairly well as I know my way around The Shire, problems began after I picked up Bobby, Chris and Emma.

Does anyone know the way?
No.
Nobody knows?
No.

I had a map.
It was useless.
Actually I was useless at reading the map.

Under pressure to deliver one of the headline acts my brain melted into custard and I sat gaping like a goldfish somewhere in Hagley whilst the people in the back waited for me to find my way. Luckily sat next to me was a calm voice of reason who also had the foresight to bring her Sat Nav thingy.

Anyway we got there, on time as well. So what was the poetry like? Well this is just an impression of the night ,not a review of every single poet, just the ones that really stood out to me, and relying on my slightly faulty memory.

Jacqui Rowe and David Calcutt were brilliant hosts and it was a very packed audience. There was a chap called Roger, I think, who read a number of observational poems about travelling on buses, I thought he captured some insights into human nature very well and speaking to him before hand it seemed that poetry meant a great deal to him. There was a guy called Chris who performed a powerful poem about the tricks and lies of the media which was excellent. Then there was a female poet who read two poems about a willow and a rowan tree which I enjoyed as I love tree imagery and I liked the pagan symbols about the trees that were layered into the poems. David Calcutt read two beautiful poems, his poetry is so carefully constructed that it makes strong, vivid pictures in my head as he reads them.

Chris Guidon read three excellent poems, I really like the way he writes and I like the way he reads them to the audience, quite mesmerising. One of the poems opened with the lines,

‘We came across an abandoned car
still clicking in the snow drift,
poised there like a nervous dog left –
tied to the railings outside some empty shop.’

It was a stunning poem. The last poem was about time spent on holiday with his girlfriend where they were watching a helicopter lift water to release onto an olive grove. The poem was skilfully tense and expectant, filled with sensual, erotic metaphors.

Gary Longden read a very interesting set of three poems about Aston Hall and he showed off his excellent performance skills but investing each piece with different pace and emotion. The inspired idea of likening the Jacobean mansion to an alien spacecraft set down in urban sprawl was brilliant and funny. The Long Gallery poem was clever too, very well observed and a good connection (the image of the walk along the gallery ) to the final poem which was softer, introspective and had a stong central image, things appearing different under the surface, of the layers of grime hiding the oak walls and the last line was so strong.

Sarah James read two poems which contrasted very well. The first was very clever, called ‘The je ne sais quoi of it’ she was playing with the ideas of linguistics and memory. It felt emotional but not sentimental and had a film like quality. She followed that with a witty little poem imagining the dreams and desires of a fridge. I like the way poets take you places you have never imagined.

Laurence Inman’s poem about running was really excellent. I enjoyed it very much, It had so much going on it and he performed it very well.

Adele’s poem about her daughter was perhaps my favourite of the night. I identified so strongly with her feelings about motherhood, her relationship with her daughter and coping with people’s judgement about having a baby at the apprently incorrect time. Although I wasn’t as young as Adele was when she had her daughter (and I loved how her daughter was so proud of her poetic, hippy mum) I had my own share of people thinking I was mad to have a baby as a single mum. Adele cleverly encapsulated many of my own feelings and her poem made me laugh and I nearly cried too. A wonderful performance and talent.

Antony R Owen is a poet I have seen twice before now and each time I hear him read it is a very intense and assured performance, he commands the audience by the power of his voice and his poetry. His poems often make me feel uneasy but at the same time they absorb me. His poem about his father was one my highlights of the night.

Janet Smith came on late in the second half and she cast a spell over the whole audience with her poised and elegant performance. Softly spoken but she holds the audience with her spare, beautifully constructed poems. She read two poems with an Alaskan theme including her stunning poem ‘Pacific’ which is in three parts. The way Janet says the numbers before each section is like a pause for the audience to take a breath before the next vivid description. To me, her poems feel like paintings made with words.

Mal Dewhirst read an interesting poem about his time in Ireland as part of the Cork/Coventry poet exchange which complimented the poems Joseph Horgan would follow with later. Mal reads very well and his poems are crafted so the listener can go on the journey too, with the poet as he observed his surroundings in Ireland.

Joseph Horgan, was originally born in Birmingham, to Irish parents but has lived in Ireland since the 1980’s. He obviously has a close connection to the city and it made his performance feel very special and quite emotional as the audience recognised the descriptions of Birmingham in his poetry. He had everyone in the audience hanging off every word. His poems were short and I liked that, it takes skill to be succinct and convey so much. He read a poem about watching his sisters washing their hair in the sink, chatting and gossiping, full of life and the hair seemed to me to symbolise innocence, childhood happiness and it ended with the sisters moving out and cutting their hair short. It was one of the best poems I have heard this year, I loved it. It was a pleasure to hear him read.

Bobby Parker was on fire last night, he read last and was extremely relaxed and confident. Reading from his collection ‘Digging for Toys’ he picked out different poems on various subjects but all were well received by the audience. He made them laugh, gasp, bellow and cheer. He explored difficult themes but never wallowed in misery, he has a lightness of touch that allows the audience to share his sense of humour. His poem about his feelings of fear before his wedding called ‘HG Well’s’ was a typical example of his skill. Surreal, humorous on one level, it has layers below that explored his relationship with his girlfriend, family and the conventions of marriage. It was excellent. I also thought his poem about his love for his daughter was extremely clever. To write about his baby smelling of piss may seem horrible but in the skilful hands of the poet Bobby Parker it is an expression of deep and pure love that doesn’t need sentiment or pretty similes. He writes poetry that has the ring of truth about it and that is very talented indeed.

Ruth Stacey – from her blog http://www.mermaidsdrown.blogspot.com/

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Oats and Desserts

This is the last in a trilogy of call and response poems, inspired by the work of Amy Rainbow, to whom I am indebted:

Oats- by Amy Rainbow

I met him when I was working
In a greasy spoon cafe
He said it was fate that he’d met me
That things often turn out that way
That just when you’ve given up looking
You could meet the girl of your dreams
And the woman you’ve searched half your life for
Is right on your doorstep, it seems

He was funny and drop-dead gorgeous
Called me flower and angel and pet
He asked for my mobile number
But Siobhan said to play hard to get
And Joanna said don’t trust a trucker
They’ve a woman in every town
Take your time, take it slow, get to know him
To make sure that he won’t let you down

He came in twice a week for his porridge
And he did have the gift of the gab
But he swore he was ready to settle
Was too old now to play Jack the Lad
His sweet-talking charm won me over
And I said I’d go out on a date
But there’d been some delay at the depot
So he got to the pub an hour late.

We got on like a house on fire
And when it was time to go home
He insisted on coming to my place
Didn’t want me to walk on my own
So of course he came in for coffee
And he ended up staying all night
Then he asked me for porridge for breakfast
Cause he knew that I’d make it just right

He told me that I was his soul mate
That the bond that we has was unique
That he wanted to make a commitment
Could he move all his stuff in next week?
And oh, how I loved all the cuddles
How I swooned at his dreamy blue eyes
He assured me he’d always be faithful
And he promised me he’d tell me no lies.

I liked having someone to care for
And I did all I could so he’d stay
Did he washing and cooking and ironing
And I gave him his oats every day
He told me that I was his princess
So I treated him just like a King
But he gave me no silver to speak of
He was saving it all for a ring

When they offered him long distance haulage
He called it a stroke of luck
But I started to miss all the cuddles
As he’d sleep overnight in his truck
It’s not easy to hold it together
When your partner’s away half the time
But he swore that if he could he’d be with me
And he vowed that his heart was all mine.

Siobhan said that I deserved better
With my looks and my rains and soft heart
That he treated me worse than a doormat
Disrespected me straight from the start
He’d have cut down his shifts if I’d told him
But it wasn’t my place to ask
So I’d lovingly cook him his porridge
Send him off with his oats in a flask

Then this woman rang early one morning
Said she had something urgent to say
She told me that she was expecting
That my Jack had been playing away
I felt sick with the humiliation
Oh the shame of it oh the despair
Through the whole of our eighteen months courtship
He’d been getting his oats elsewhere

Siobhan said she had seen it all coming
And so did my boss and my folks
They said it was weird and unhealthy
The obsession he had with his oats
That’s the last time I fall for a player
My heart’s battered and tattered and torn
I shall give up on men altogether
And I’m going to marry Siobhan

Oats and Desserts – by Gary Longden

I met her when I was driving
At a greasy spoon cafe
I had my routine of pit stops
A different one for every day
Love had never been very kind to me
More nightmares than the girls of my dreams
But the new girl Jane smiled as she poured
Offering more than refreshment it seemed

The haulage game is notorious
For waitresses giving you the eye
Playing with honest men’s affections
Even though there are plenty of fish to fry
Joanne and Siobhan teased and giggled
As they tossed my breakfast hash brown
I played it cool and collected
So tired of being let down

I always have liked my porridge
Jane would give me just a little bit more
I buy it regularly each morning
She would wink , well you know the score
Flirting teasing and chatting,
Invariably making me late
So I vaccumed my cab specially like
Before we went out on a date

She was pretty and funny, a bit of a laugh
And when it was time to go home
She said that she was frightened by the dark
So we walked back together and not on her own
She loosened a few buttons as she asked me in
With a knowing look and a lustful grin
Next morning when I left unwrapping our coats
I departed as a man who had already had his oats

We shared the same interests ,
The same music the same bands
And when she kissed me gently
I was putty in her hands
She was sexy and tactile
The sweetest of fates
She liked Marvin Gaye
And we became soul mates

Her domestic routine was quite curious
Formica surfaces always wiped down
With vinegar and salt sachets perfectly set
Paper napkins placed carefully around
Her housekeeping was quite excellent
But there was a problem , it was just that
Although a goddess in the kitchen
Her hair always reeked of stale fat

The foul aroma was quite overpowering
The stench it irritated and irked
So when the boss asked for volunteers
I opted for long distance work
Yes the long nights can be quite lonely
A test to stay faithful and true
Particularly when I discovered that on night stops
Siobhan had started to work too

Siobhan said that I deserved better
With my looks and my brains and soft heart
That Jane was mocking me behind my back
And had been right from the start
She said that she had a plan
That backstabbing inevitably hurts
And that although Jane was alright with oats
She was the best with desserts

Ringing Jane , she disguised her voice
The betrayal was too much to bear
How desserts had then led to afters
And now there was a little one there
He felt sick with the awkwardness of it
Choosing between them , it just wasn’t fair
Yet throughout the last eighteen months
He’d been getting his oats, everywhere…..

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British Female 60’s Pop Stars

By a quirk of historic symmetry many of the female pop stars whom I became aware of as a little boy in the 1960’s are now in their 60’s. The joy of You Tube now offers the opportunity to revisit those sixties performers and performances. They have certainly stood the test of time. I am never one to dwell on the Good Old Days, and am always keen to seek out new talent. Yet there is no doubt that these young women used their talent to capture the zeitgeist of the moment in a way that has seldom been replicated subsequently.

Wholly by accident it includes artists from England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, reflecting the breadth of talent that was emerging then. What follows is my guide to my favourite female artists of the era, and why:

It is easy to forget now what a good singer Cilla Black was with a versatility that modern X Factor aspirants would kill for. Up until the mid 60’s it was still common for the song to be more important than the singer with hit songs routinely covered by different artists . Cilla (and others) would routinely tackle songs for the British market made famous by the likes of Dionne Warwick in America, and vice versa.Legend has it that she was discovered by John Lennon as a cloakroom attendant at The Cavern Club and then recommended to sixties svengali pop manager Brian Epstein.

Cilla also carried her own show “The Cilla Black Show”, the signature song for which was, “Step Inside Love”, written by Paul McCartney, it is a delightful reminder of a very able young talent.

Sandie Shaw is popularly remembered as the singer who always sang barefoot and for her song in the Eurovision Song Contest “Puppet on a String”. I thought that she was a fantastic talent ,and the clip I have chosen to showcase that talent is a 1969 performance of the Bacharach/David composition, “Planes and Boats and Planes”. She looks beautiful and conveys the emotion of the song far better than any other reading I have heard. The lyric is amongst Hal David’s strongest, She manages to both command and perfectly articulate the song’s story without over dramatising it.

Cilla was a Liverpool coat check girl, Sandie Shaw a Dagenham girl both teenagers when fame called, Pet Clarke by contrast was in her thirties and a seasoned performer as pop broke. Never as hip as the new girls, she still set a standard when it came to vocals, this clip not only features one of her best songs “Downtown” but also has her dressed in a modern style, eschewing her usual flowing evening dresses ,to compete with the bright young things. Written by Tony Hatch, and originally destined for the Drifters, Pet Clark wisely intercepted it before it reached them and made the song her own..

Some say that Dusty Springfield is the greatest female pop singer of the last half century, and there is a strong case for that claim. Reinvented by the Pet Shop Boys ,she enjoyed a deserved second time in the sun in the 80’s. She recorded numerous great songs, the one here is, “I Only Want To Be With You”, circa 1963 a Hawker/ Raymonde composition. Ivor Raymonde went on to work with the Walker Bros and Alan Price for whom his skill for big orchestral arrangements found a natural home, his son went on to become a member of the Cocteau Twins.

Lulu still performs today, her signature song “Shout” a standard ever since she gave the defining performance of the Isley bros penned classic. Yet the song I have chosen is “I’m a Tiger”, because as a child, it had immense appeal, and the video is very twee. Written by 50’s rocker Marty Wilde, who also wrote “Jesamine” for the Casuals. Her cover of Bowie’s “The Man Who Sold The World” is a definitive reinterpretation and Take That introduced her to the 21st Century with “Relight My Fire”.

Marianne Faithful is an uneasy inclusion here. Vocally she is not in the same league as the others but her association with, and notoriety ( Mars bars have never been the same since), as a camp follower of the Rolling Stones means that she is difficult to omit from the list. She was undoubtedly very beautiful and an iconic figure of the fashion scene alongside the likes of Twiggy. “As Tears Go By” has to be her calling card here because of the Stones patronage, and an emotional reading it is too.Although short of greatness, it captures the era perfectly.

Mary Hopkin was most famous for her reinterpretation of a Russian folk song “By The Long Road” as “Those Were The Days” which captured the acoustic folky sound popularised by Bob Dylan and Joan Baez. The lyrics by Gene Raskin actually lament the passing of Dylan Ochs and Paxton’s early days in New York’s folk scene. Her twee image belied the reality. She was produced by Paul McCartney and went on to work with David Bowie and Thin Lizzy, and having married Tony Visconti the celebrated record producer, became friends with the hip glitterati of three decades.

As the decade closed Clodagh Rodgers rose to prominence culminating in a Eurovision appearance. From Northern Ireland her short skirts made her an instant dads favourite. Her middle of the road style was easy on the ear and had been honed throughout the decade including a spell in Nashville under the tutelage of Jim Reeves, her smash hit was “Come Back and Shake Me” penned by Kenny Young who had previously written “Under The Boardwalk” and worked with Nancy Sinatra and Herman’s Hermits. She is a useful coda to this piece, for thereafter, the pure pop sound which suited so many female voices and solo artists faded as Heavy Metal, Prog Rock and Glam Rock took a grip as the 70’s unfolded, marginalising female solo singers, favouring groups, until Disco rode to the rescue.

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The Liebster Award

I was pleased, flattered and honoured that the wonderful poet Ruth Stacey chose Garyswordz as one of her five choices for The Liebster Award. Thank-you Ruth, ( whose poem “The Bear” is quite brilliant) it is much appreciated .

Counter-nominating a proposer is not in the spirit of the Award, nonetheless , Ruth’s “Mermaids Drown” is always worth visiting: (http://mermaidsdrown.blogspot.com/)

Now I should explain what it all means…

Liebster is a German word meaning dearest, and the award is given to up-and-coming bloggers with less than 200 followers.

If you receive the award, you should:

1. Thank the giver and link back to the blogger who gave it to you.

2. Reveal your top five picks and let them know by leaving a comment on their blog.

3. Copy and paste the award on your blog.

4. Hope that the people you’ve sent the award to forward it to their five favourite bloggers and keep it going!’

My five choices for the Liebster Award follow, all are blogs I visit often, it is not in order:

Fatimaalmatar: Fatima Al Matar is a mother, journalist, lawyer, academic and poet whose work I admire and whose signed first collection I cherish. Her poetry combines the eastern mysticism and wisdom of Kahil Gibran with the 20th Century female angst of Sylvia Plath, her footwear of choice are killer heels ( offering a different type of angst). http://fatimaalmatar.blogspot.com/

Pollysworda : Mal Dewhirst is a Poetry Activist whose weekly blog is sharp, incisive, full of what is going on poetically in the area, and who likes the same music as me! His forgotten poets section is always of interest. http://pollysworda.wordpress.com/

The Hitting The Road Again Blues: Bob Hale is a Black Country author and poet currently teaching English in China for a year. He combines the absurdities of Stephen Merchant’s “An Idiot Abroad” with the turn of phrase of Martin Amis and the sureness of observation that only foreigners can make in the spirit of Bill Bryson. It is quite brilliant – and instructive. http://thehittingtheroadagainblues.blogspot.com/

Commonplace- Maria Taylor: Maria is part of the Crystal Clear Creator collective in Leicester and has a distinguished literary pedigree. Her writing seamlessly combines the erudite with life’s simple truths, and what she likes is invariably worth checking out. http://miskinataylor.blogspot.com/

Wastiesspace: Heather Wastie is always performing somewhere, and her grasp of what is popular always shines through in her breezy blog combining comment, what’s on, poetry and news and views. http://www.wastiesspace.co.uk/

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Winter

Snow
Falling
Thick and fast
Ever whiter
Till all trace of man simply disappears

Ice
Gripping
The frozen lake
In winters tight vice
While children slip and slide in abandon

Feast
Table
Sags heavy
Heady aroma intoxicating
As diners wait in anticipation

Gifts
Waiting
Under green fir
Wrapped tightly with care
Torn asunder in joyous excitement

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The Shepley Lion

Stalking as it has done for millennia
It prowls the warm Pennine hillside
Evading human eyes

Scourge of ancient homesteads
His cunning admired
His strength feared

From Birdsedge to Holmfirth
They talk of him, and the Golden Cradle
Buried in Round Wood

Where the circle of the dead lies
Waiting to give up its secrets
For a price

Patrolling at dusk, in the shadows
Demanding a tarrif none are willing
To pay

It is said that some evenings
At the Cask & Spindle
Its growl may still be heard

A warning to all who seek ancient secrets
A reminder of forgotten powers
And the past

Still, the Shepley Lion
Has us
In his thrall

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December What’s On – Poetry, Spoken Word, Storytelling

Thursday 1st 8-10pm Blackdrop @ New Art Exchange.Nottingham, 8pm Price £3.00,Ft poets Kokumo, Moqapi Selassie, Roy McFarlaine, Sue Brown, Mother Hubbard and more, from Celebrate Wha? The new Black British Anthlogy of Midlands writers.,Come along and buy a copy at just £7.95 and have it signed by the poets and the editor!Not forget YOU in the open mic!All welcome. Original material only please. Singing welcome as long as it is your own material, not a cover version.Comedians, storytellers, and monologues also welcome.

Thurs 1st Word Up, The Drum, Aston: 7.30pm, £5 in. Open mic plus guest performers.

Sat 3rd Dec German Market, Birmingham “Love where you live”, 11am-3pm, create, write and perform, open mic. Free event

Sun 4th/5th/6th Christmas Voices, George Hotel, Bird St, Lichfield.7.30pm £9.75 inc pie& wine. Intimate Theatre presents Christmas Voices, a specially designed compilation of light hearted poetry, music and drama for the festive season which will keep everyone thoroughly entertained. The George provides the perfect backdrop for the show, which combines old favourites with originals and humour with pathos and is an essential part of the Christmas celebrations at the hotel.

Tuesday 6th Dec Amnesty Benefit, Poetry Bites, Kitchen Garden Cafe, York Rd, Kings Heath, £5in celebrating the 50th Anniversary of Amnesty International and Human Rights day. Joel lane and Antony R Owen headline, Kay Fuller organises on fuller40@hotmail.com

Tuesday 6th Dec Night Blue Fruit, Taylor Johns,Canal Basin Coventry, 8pm, Open Mic,free in, Mal Dewhirst and Barry Patterson host.

Wed 7th Waterstones Author Book Signing , Coventry, 6.3-8pm. Free book reading, Antony R Owen reads from the Dereaded Boy, Fatima Al Matar from Heart and the Subsidiary”.

Fri 9th Beauty & the Beast Slam, Stroud Valley Artspace,4 John Street, Stroud GL5 2HA: 7.30pm £5in
01453 751440

http://www.sva.org.uk/home/contacts.html

Fri 9th Comedy Verse Night, Old Cottage Tavern, Byrkely St, Burton, 7.30pm, free in, Open mic.

Fri 9th Smart Poets Open Mic Poetry Party Vegd out, 7 Fletchers walk, Birmingham,B3 3HJ.: 7.30pm Gary Longden headlines

Sat 10th Lit Fuse, Mac Cannon Hill Park, Birmingham, 7.30pm:£8 in.A showcase of the best of Brums up and coming poetic talent, directed by Cheryl Martin.Dhotti Bluebell,Mstr Morisson, Jess Green

Tues 13th Poetry Club Giggling Goblin Coffee Shop, Mill Lane, Ashby de la Zouch– it starts at 8:30 for 8:45pm with a licensed bar and great coffee. Poetry and folk open mic

Wed 14th Speak Up, Hare & Hounds, Kings Heath, 7.30pm,£6 in Open mic with Jody-Ann Blickley, Polar Bear, Byron Vincent, Matt Windle,John Berkavitch, Alex Gwyther.

Wed 14 Darwin Suite, Assembly Rooms, Derby, Sleeping Beauty and Alcestis Storytelling· 7:30pm – 10:30pm,First of two chances to see this lovely evening of storytelling and music in the Midlands – the perfect mood setter for the week before Christmas!

Award winning storyteller Daniel Morden breathes new life into the most haunting of tales, Sleeping Beauty, telling it alongside the Greek myth of Alcestis, awakening a frisson of resonances between the stories. Oliver Wilson-Dickson (violin) and Dylan Fowler (guitar) accompany the tales with heart-stopping original music, infusing them with drama, atmosphere and emotion.

Tickets £10 (£8 concessions) from Assembly Rooms Box Office
Tel: 01332 255800

Thur 15th Three Poets walk into a Pub, at Ye Olde White Hart, Kinver,7.30pm, free in, with Theo Theobald , Simon Lee and Heather Wastie

Thurs 15th Pen to Print, 32-35 Water Street B3 1HL (off Ludgate Hill)7.30pm :£5in,
Doors open from 6.30pm for a complimentary drink and a tour of the spaces.
Caribbean savouries and cakes will be available and sold on the evening.

Jasmine Johnson – author of Mr Soon Come
Norman Samuda Smith – The First Black British Born Novelist
Leeanne Stoddart – Performance Poet & Self Publisher
Roy McFarlane – Former Birmingham Poet Laureate
Together for 1 Night
Lively discussion, debate, readings and performance
Tickets £5.00 (each) Entry age: 16+
Cash ticket sales are available every Tuesday (10am—5pm)
from Fluid Space Arts 0121 212 0531
( this event is on the first floor which is not wheelchair accessible)

Sat 17th Smoke & Mirrors, Malvern Youth Centre, Malvern, 7.30pm:£3 in, many, many poets – one classic night.

Smoke and Mirrors the book and CD features work from 28 poets
It’s available on the night price £10.00

Attila the Stockbroker, Emma Purshouse, Bill Thomas,
Dan Duke, Shani Stocker, Tim Cranmore, Amy Rainbow,
Ali Oxtoby, Ted Underwood, Peter Wyton, Ray Miller,
John Cooper Clarke, Guy Martyr, Trish Marsh, Sue Thompson,
Brenda Read Brown, Heather Wastie, Fergus McGonigal,
Laura Dedicoat, Gary Longden, Simone Mansell Broome,
Lydia Davies, Catherine Crosswell, Myfanwy Fox,
Ronnie Salisbury, Adrian Mealing and Ian McMillan.

“Smoke and Mirrors is a cracking book. It is the kind of read that
sits you down in the audience, on the front row. It pulls you up
close under the noses and the mouths of the poets staring
(talking) back.” Simon Thackray, The Shed http://www.theshed.co.uk

Sun 18th Hollybush, Christmas Special, Hollybush Pub Cradley Heath. 5.30pm-11pm, Poetry, spoken word and music. Free in

Wed 21st Dec Storytelling Café Kitchen Garden Cafe, York Rd, Kings Heath, £7in with the Storytellers Studio telling seasonal tales.

Tues 27th Word Wizards, Grove Hotel, Buxton,7.30pm, £3 in , open mic.

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Out

It was the perfect ball
I knew it from the moment it left my hand
As it arced towards the batsman’s crease
Spinning, whirring – ever closer to its destiny
Neither his eyes, nor his bat, could reply
So it seemed
Before his stumps shattered
The bails billowing in the still warm evening air
Our hands reached skywards in exultation
The umpire’s finger rose in confirmation
I thought, when we are all dead
Heaven will feel like this
And it will have one hell of a good cricket team

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