Undeleted Texts

They scroll falling as tears
There is no GPS tag
But I can remember the location
Each time my phone pulsed

Tantalising snippets
Of what once was
My replies remembered
But unrecorded

Saved to my soul
Not just my memory
I reread searching
For a nuance unnoticed

Neatly date ordered
They can be summoned
At the press of a key
In perpetuity

You can edit them
If you want
Reconsider a reply
Be wise after the event

Punctuation
And abbreviation
Can mislead
Sometimes

You can press send
But never recall
You can read
Or just delete

But never again
Will my heart
Miss a beat
At that bleep

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March 2012 – What’s On, Midlands Spoken Word

Thur 1st Word Up Poetry Open Mic plus headliners,The Drum Arts Centre,The Drum, 144 Potters Lane, Aston, Birmingham, B6 4UU,0121 333 2444, http://www.the-drum.org.uk Seasonal monthly, first Thursdays, 8pm, £5in.j.morley@the-drum.org.uk

Thur 1st Word Life vs Opus Acoustics, The riverside pub, sheffield,1 Mowbray Street, S3 8EN,7.30pm:
Word Life teams up with Opus Acoustics to bring you a night of music and poetry. Top quality acts for FREE ENTRY alongside all of the Riverside’s usual range of real ale, food, wine and cheese boards and much more.Featuring
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Dariush and Jade
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Amazing jazz/blues trio based in Huddersfield. Influenced by a mix of old blues/jazz standards with some contemporary twists like Jill Scott and Erykah Badu.
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Open Mic
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We’ve got several 5 minute open mic slots open to anyone who’d like to perform their own poetry/prose. Just add your name to the wall to sign up.Plus:
Wordgames – The Collective Story and the The Quote Quest
Cheese Wine and Chutney Boards (£5/10)
Candles, and Good Booze, etc
FREE ENTRY
7.30pm @ the Riverside
Get the no. 87 bus from London road to just outside the pub!

If you fancy keeping up to date on other Opus Acoustics goings on/listings then ‘like’ our page here:

http://www.facebook.com/​OpusAcoustics,or visit,www.opusindependents.com

Thur 1st Candi Miller ,Burton upon trent Library, 7pm;£3.50 . Candi Miller, born in Zambia and brought up in South Africa, has been a journalist and advertising copywriter. She now lives in Stafffordshire where she teaches Creative Writing. In 1994 she undertook an expedition to the Kalahari Desert to visit groups of San (Bushman) people. There she was caught up in a huge veld fire, charged by a bull elephant and enchanted by Ju/‘hoansi story-telling around a campfire. She is the author of the novels: “Salt and Honey” and “Kalahari Passage” (Tindall St Press)

Thurs 1st Parole Parlate, Little Venice, St Nicholas St, Worcester,Set Bill Poetry, 7.30pm £3 in.Lyndsay Stanberry-Flynn, Amanda Bonnick, Fergus McGonigal, Beth “Knuckles” Edwards, Nathan Williams, Sue Thompson, Rowan Standish-Haynes – Worcestershire’s second Young Poet Laureate

Thurs 1stYard of Tales, Storytelling,Joules Yard, rear of 53-55 High Street, Market Harborough, Leicestershire, LE16 7AF.
Joules Yard is a unique venue with a licensed bar after 7pm, also serving tea and coffee. If you would like to order a vegetarian meal for the evening, provided by ‘The Green House’ please telephone 01858 463250

Thurs 1stThe Poetry Evening The Shrewsbury Coffeehouse,5 Castle Gates, SY1 2AE,After the success of their first poetry evening back in May 2011 Liz Lefroy will be returning to run this monthly Poetry Evening.First Thursday of the month.
Born in London in 1964, Liz now lives in Shrewsbury and was recenly awarded the Roy Fisher Prize – a new poetry prize endowed by the Poet Laureate. Attendance is FREE, 8pm start, Open mic, David Calcutt, Deborah Alma,D Ted Eames Kate Innes Adrian Perks Carol Witherow Jeff Fox

Fri 2nd Cradley Heath,Spoken word and Music, Hollybush PH, Newtown Lane, Cradley Heath, 8.30pm start, free in, with Richard Bruce Clay

Fri 2nd, Poetry Evening Crystal Clear Creators, Cultural Exchanges Festival, Clephan Building 2.30, Leicester De Montfort University, 6pm-7.30pm: An evening of poetry and story-telling, to mark the launch of a new series of pamphlets by six exciting new voices, published by Crystal Clear Creators (www.crystalclearcreators.org.uk) and funded by Arts Council England. The six writers are Jessica Mayhew, Andrew ‘Mulletproof’ Graves, Roy Marshall, Hannah Stevens, Charles Lauder Jr and Aly Stoneman. The evening includes readings from the writers, plus open-mic slots. All are welcome. For further information, contact Jonathan Taylor, co-director of Crystal Clear Creators, at jtaylor@dmu.ac.uk.

Fri 2nd A Celebration: Milorad Krystanovich,The Moseley Exchange (courtyard behind the Post Office), 149-153 Alcester Road, Moseley, Birmingham B13 8JP Event starts at 7.30pm. Free entry and refreshments available.
The launch of Milorad Krystanovich’s seventh and last collection of poetry, Moses’ Footprints, and a celebration of his extraordinary legacy of poetry.Including music and readings of poems by Milorad Krystanovich by John Alcock, Julie Boden, David Hart, Luke Kennard, Myra Connell, Martin Underwood, and others.

About Moses’ Footprints: In the shadows of war, loss and longing, a poet seeking his homeland finds his memories and dreams of its distinctive beauty refracted through a second language. These subtle, elusive and potent poems build bridges of imagery and language between the past and present, the lost and found.

“The poems seem driven, necessary; Croatia and its language call him back, his distinctively developed English finds image after pertinent image. The book is a bounty of metaphor as he is led by Moses and by delight and necessity of observation and discovery; the natural world seems to come to him to be named.” – David Hart

“I can’t stop reading these poems. This is work of atmosphere and tone first, narrative second, but it’s a narrative that combines deep melancholy with a hard-won sense of joy in the slightest shaft of light, and the thought it provokes.” – Luke Kennard

http://www.ninearchespress.com/mosesfootprints.html

Sun 4th ARTournamaent,Sunday Chill, New Inn Gloucester Gloucester, 3-9pm £5 in, multi bill:Sunday 4th March 2012 Doors open at 3.00pm – 9.00pm Our acts are unsuitable for under 18’s. £5 on the door but all confirmed performers are free. We have an amazing seventh line up for you at The New inn Gloucester which includes the usual eclectic mix of acts bands singers and spoken word performers but for March we will have a predominantly large and diverse range of hilarious stand up comedy and music…lucky lucky Gloucester!! As usual ARTournament will be giving away £100 in cash for the best audience voted performance of the day. Each member of the audience will be given one vote on the door when they arrive. The performer/s with the most votes at 8.45pm will be presented with £100 in cash-good luck everyone. IMPORTANT…..PLEASE CAN ALL ACTS SIGN IN AN HOUR BEFORE THEY ARE DUE TO PERFORM AS DUE TO ILLNESS TRAINS PLANES AND AUTOMOBILES WE MAY HAVE TO CHANGE THE TIME SLOTS TO EARLIER OR LATER DEPENDING ON HOW THINGS ARE RUNNING and THERE WILL BE A FILM CREW ON SITE, IF ANYONE OBJECTS TO BEING FILMED CAN YOU PLEASE LET US KNOW ASAP. On the Elephant Stage we have a good PA, 2 sm58 mics and can use CDs for backing tracks. The Moroccan Stage has a small PA and MIc and is acoustic/spoken word. if you need any help our engineer is James Candler (in friends list) Thanks MARCH 2012 Elephant Stage-Bands and Comedy March 2012 Compered by the hilarious Comedy Guru Josh Richards and his alter ego the Koala… . 3.00-3.30pm Lisa Wilkinson-Acoustic 3.30-3.45pm Alison Hustwitt and her hilarious little songs 3.45-4.10pm Way Out West-a band you have to see to believe! 4.15-4.30pm Darren Hoskins and his box of comedy tricks 4.30-4.50pm Martin Thorne-An amazing blues singer and guitarist 5.00-5.10pm James Rushbrook and his new 2012 comedy set-lucky lucky us 5.15-5.25pm Mark Chatterley-A laugh a minute 5.30-5.45pm Julie ‘Psycho’Jones – Januarys winner and hilarious is an understatement! 5.45-6.00pm Demitris Deech-brilliant, witty, fast stand up and Febs Winner 6.00-6.15pm Josh Richards brings in the Koala-be scared, very scared! 6.15-6.45pm Stephen Grimes will be treating us all to a bit of hip hop 6.45-6.55pm Paul Cook With Some New Stand Up Comedy 7.00-7.30pm Martin Maidment and his infamous band Gagarin 7.30-8.00pm Club 41 James Alexander Dart and his rocking band 8.00-8.20pm Damon Thomas and his beautiful blues-came in second last month! 8.30-9.00pm Liam Dunn and his band http://www.stereoinfluence.com Moroccan Stage-Spoken Word and Acoustic Compered by the brains behind Worcester Literary Festival and a poet in her own right…the multi talented Lisa Ventura. 3.00-3.30pm Rebecca Cant-Decembers winner and an unbeleivable voice. TBC 3.30-3.45pm Lisa Ventura-Worcester Literary Festival 3.45-4.00pm Andrew Owens-An american import we love 4.00-4.15pm Keith Hyatt-bringing some acoustic flamenco guitar and poetry 4.15-4.30pm Sarah Snell Pym-a purple poet 4.30-4.45pm Mark Chatterley-a laugh a minute 4.45-5.00pm Julie Jones and her comedy from the freezer 5.00-5.15pm Tony Judge-satirical short stories. 5.15-5.30pm Jeremy Toombs-another fave of ours TBC 5.30-5.45pm Lyn Cinderry-scary scary ghost stories TBC 5.45-6.00pm James Bunting-Amazing Bristol Poet 6.00-6.15pm Chloe Lees-Grown up stories 6.15-6.30pm John Bassetts Dark Tales TBC 6.30-6.45pm Guy Williams-a regular poet and fave. 6.45-7.00pm Suz Winspear-visual and verbally spectacular 7.00-7.15pm Dan Holloway-http://www.youtube.com/​watch?v=qXXdIqA8LsI 7.15-7.30pm Joel Denno-a performance poet and fave. 7.30-8.00pm Shabz Ahmed and Friends 8.00-8.30pm Closing from the multi talented Lisa Ventura

By: Artournament Glos

Sun 4th Buzzwords, Exmouth Arms,Bath Road Cheltenham, Gloucestershire GL53 7LX, 7pm Workshop open mic plus Elizabeth Cook

Mon 5th SW @N,Newhampton Inn, Riches Street, Whitmore Reans, Wolverhampton, WV6 ODW.8pm, Poetry, Storytelling and song, Peter Chand hosts.

Mon 5th/Tues 6th Brewers’ Troupe present SNUG The Hollybush, 53 Newtown Lane, Cradley Heath B64 5EA 8pm: £5in SNUG, set in an unknown date in the future, is a historical tour, after the last pub in Britain has closed. A tour guide takes the audience into the action, where they meet some of the locals who were cryogenically frozen in the year 2011. It is quickly apparent how important the pub is to all of these characters and that the trade is dying.

Tues 6thNight Blue Fruit, Taylor Johns,Canal Basin, Coventry 8pm: Free in Jan Watts headlines

Wed 7th Funny Women Long Knowle Library, Wood End Road, Wolverhampton, 6-7pm. Free event. For further info ring Elaine on 01902 556290.Funny Women are, Emma Purshouse, Jane Seabourne & Win Saha who will be performing their poetry

Thurs 8th The Shipping Forecast Open Mic, Rude Shipyard Cafe,89 Abbeydale Rd Sheffield, S7 1FE:7.45 Hosted by moi miss piggy or stan skinny, message for slots.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Great-Yorkshire-Word-search/275766372495584?sk=wall#!/pages/The-Shipping-Forecast-spoken-word/276780052333840?sk=info

Thurs 8th Mar Women’s Poetry Evening , Library Theatre, Birmingham.7.30pm; Free in.Women readers only,all welcome as audience.BPL Jan Watts leads to support International Women’s Day , which is this very day.

Sat 10th Poetry & Music at the Foxlowe Cafe, Leek, 7.30pm:Packhorse Poets will be displaying their wares in the Cafe at the Foxlowe, Leek’s prime arts venue with contributions from Leek Writers, U3A creative writing group and Borderland Voices, plus MUSIC from Val Williamson and family also an open mic. session time permitting.

Sat 10thDroitwich Arts 4 All – Live Lit @ Park’s Cafe, Noon- 4pm;Free in,This Live Lit event kicks off at noon, with delicious words and tasty music from a top line-up of Worcestershire writers and performers on offer throughout the afternoon.

Sheryl Browne will be entertaining audiences with her Recipe for Disaster rom-com, while Worcestershire Bard 2011 stunner-up Fergus McGonigal promises poetry, laughter and lots more…

Published poet, Jenny Hope, will be tree-ting people with some of her nature-inspired poems and her collection Petrolhead.

The angelic voice of Deborah Rose, poetry-inspired singer-song-writer, will also be on the afternoon’s literary menu.

Town poet Sarah James will be reading from her collection Into the Yell as well as being the live lit poet in residence for the day, dishing up bitesize portions of poetry via twitter. (Using the tag #arts4all .)

The poet, singer and generally artistically talented Catherine Crosswell will also be providing poetic food for thought, lightly seasoned with some laughter.

Other readers and performers lined up so far include short story writer Andrew Owens and children’s writer Carys Thurlby.

Authors will also be available to chat to people, answer writing questions and sign books.

Our poet in residence will also be leading a special Bedtime Story Session at 4pm, where children are invited to bring a short story along to share. Sarah will then choose a selection to read aloud for youngsters.

Timings for these writers will be announced later, so please check back. There are still some slots available for writers wishing to share their work, and this includes the option of having someone else read their writing for them. Please see below for more details.

Live Lit @ Park’s Cafe is one of a range of Arts 4 All events taking place across Droitwich on Saturday, March 10.

Mon 12th Pub Poetry Nottingham The Canal house, 48-52 Canal Street, Nottingham, NG1 7EH,8pm, Free in, Open micContact Nick on pubpoetry@nottscomedyfestival.co.uk

Monday 12 – Roger McGough presents That Awkward Age – an evening of poems to amaze and delight! Tickets are £10, concessions £8, available from the library helpdesk, or you can ring and reserve them on 01629 533400. Starts 7.30pm. For adults and 14 and over.

Mon 12th PureandGoodandRight 19:30 The Sozzled Sausage 141 Regent St, Leamington Spa CV32 4NX Open mic + geust poet, Mstr Morrison, George Hardwick hosts

Tues 13th Brewers’ Troupe present SNUG The Hollybush, 53 Newtown Lane, Cradley Heath B64 5EA 8pm: £5in SNUG, set in an unknown date in the future, is a historical tour, after the last pub in Britain has closed. A tour guide takes the audience into the action, where they meet some of the locals who were cryogenically frozen in the year 2011. It is quickly apparent how important the pub is to all of these characters and that the trade is dying.

Tues 13th City Voices, City Bar, kig St, Wolverhampton, 7.30pm: Set bill poetry with Simon Fletcher.

Tues 13th Tales at the Edge, White Lion Inn, Bridgnorth, Shropshire,Tales at the Edge is one of the country’s oldest and most established storytelling clubs, meeting in Bridgenorth on the 2nd Tuesday of every month (except August) at 8 pm.

Hear tales, myths and legends from all over the world in a relaxed and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you are new to storytelling, an experienced teller or just enjoy listening to stories. There is no charge for admission.

For more details contact: Mike Rust 01694 771 379.

Tues 13th Mouth & Music Boars Head,39 Worcester Street, DY101EW Kidderminster, 8pm
We’re very excited about our March guests – Worcestershire’s First Young Poet Laureate, the amazingly talented Laura Dedicoat, and – yes – local band Red Shoes! Plus spoken word and music open mic sign-up from 7.30, though there will be no actual mic in the intimate BHG (Boar’s Head Gallery).

Red Shoes are currently creating waves of excitement amongst the Folk and Acoustic circuit, both in clubs and at festivals. Championed by none other than Dave Pegg of Fairport Convention, songwriters Carolyn & Mark Evans take your emotions via foot tapping folk to heart wrenching songs about the downfall of Cadbury’s or the grim murderous tale of Two Sisters. Red Shoes debut album Ring Around The Land has become one of the most critically acclaimed folk albums of 2010 and the opening song Celtic Moon was recently recorded by Fairport Convention on their album Festival Bell.

“I went to a Red Shoes gig last night. After they played ‘River Rea’, it took a week for the hairs on the back of my neck to go down” – Brum Beat

“Whether playing as a band or performing as a duo, Red Shoes create a warm, relaxed atmosphere and have the songs and the sound to bring a room to an awed hush” – Roots & Branches

Admission £3 (free to performers)

Presented by Sarah Tamar (MC) for kaf creatives

Wed 14th The Quad Derby, QUAD, Market Place, Cathedral Quarter, Derby, DE1 3AS 19.30 Free in, A monthly night of performed poetry for everyone, new performers always welcome or just come and listen, Les hosts.

Wednesday 14 : The Derbyshire Poets: Laureates Live in the Library. Local poets Ann Atkinson, Matt Black, Cathy Grindrod and River Wolton share their poems inspired by Derbyshire. Starts 7.30pm. Tickets £3, concessions £2, available from the library helpdesk

Wed 14th Mar , The Voicebox, Forman Street, Derby, DE1 1JQ7.30pm,Dame Fortune’s Wheel and the three estates -Dave Tong aka “The Yarnsmith of Norwich” is a storyteller from Norfolk who travels throughout the UK and is known for his love of historical based folk and factual tales. His stories are very well researched, and exhibit a very appealing mischievous sense of humour. Combining a warm, open wit and a mastery of crowd control (!) Dave is a very experienced storyteller who is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face even whilst describing some of the worst aspects of human nature.

In this new show, Dave explores the three “classes” of men and women from long ago. Those who worked, those who prayed and those who fought. The performance vividly illustrates the ups and downs of people’s lives as they rode upon Fortune’s Wheel. Whilst also celebrating the use of the mystical number three, a motif commonly found in many traditional tales. The performance promises a compelling mix of humourous and revealing tales, interwoven with Dave’s unique take on the crafty and relevant riddles of the time.

This is a telling that brings the long past into the here and now, and it is a particular delight to welcome Dave to Flying Donkeys.

http://www.theyarnsmithofnorwich.com

Thurs 15th / Sat 23 rd Aspire 4 U Joseph Chamberlain 6th Form College, Belgrave road, Balsall Heath Birmingham B12 9FF:5-9pm, Aspire4u are looking for talent individuals to enter a competition based in birmingham.The talent 2012 competition offers the opportunity for Singers, dancers, rappers,poets, MC’s,fashion designers and models to showwcase their talents, with the possibility of winning amazing prizes. prizes include a proffesional photoshoot and a full page spread in flavour magazine.Judges include- Simon Britton (producer/ songwriter) and Ray paul (founder of BBC 1Xtra).Talent2012 finale competition 2nd June at Town hall Birmingham.To register your interest and book an audition slot email video/audio and or images of your talent to nfo@projecttalent.co.uk OR contact sue/sharleen on 0121 622 3602

Thurs 15th Speak Up, Bulls Head, Moseley, Birmingham, 7.30pm: headliners plus open mic,£5in http://www.bullsheadmoseley.co.uk/

Saturday 17th Lunchtime cabaret Saturday Lounge, 12-2pm Brewsmiths Coffee and Tea Bar, Livery Street (by new Snow Hill station Jewellery Quarter entrance.)Relaxed lunch time cabaret event in an independent coffee shop!

Saturday 17th march (12pm-5) The rainbow, 160 Digbeth high street,Digbeth,Birmingham, B120LD: Aspire4u are looking for talent individuals to enter a competition based in birmingham.The talent 2012 competition offers the opportunity for Singers, dancers, rappers,poets, MC’s,fashion designers and models to showwcase their talents, with the possibility of winning amazing prizes. prizes include a proffesional photoshoot and a full page spread in flavour magazine.Judges include- Simon Britton (producer/ songwriter) and Ray paul (founder of BBC 1Xtra).Talent2012 finale competition 2nd June at Town hall Birmingham.To register your interest and book an audition slot email video/audio and or images of your talent to nfo@projecttalent.co.uk OR contact sue/sharleen on 0121 622 3602

Sat 17thJacqui Rowe,Markethall Museum, warwick:7pm, free in. A performance from the Flarestack Publishing editor, open mic, plus bar!

Sat 17th States of Independence 3: Independent Publishers’ Fayre at De Montfort University, Leicester, – lots of stalls, readings, panels, book launches. Free entry to all!

Mon 19th Shindig, The Western PH, Western Rd Leicester, 4th ,7.30pm: Headliners and open mic, with Crystal Clear Creators and Nine Arches Press, Jonathan Taylor & Matt Nunn hosting.

Tues 20thPoetry Club Giggling Goblin Coffee Shop, Mill Lane, Ashby de la Zouch– 8:30, free in, with a licensed bar and great coffee. Third Tuesday of the month. Open mic poetry and folk

The event is hosted by Brian B. Langtry, who ran a poetry and folk club in the Black Country in the Mid 1970’s, which ran until the pub closed down. Brian has always been keen to mix the arts and has decided to give the Folk and Poetry format a revival in Ashby. As Brian’s flyer says the Performers are from the audience.

Wed 21ndTemplar Poetry,Lamb & Flag, The Tyhthing, Worcester, 8pm; Open mic, third Wednesday, Alex officiates contact:Alex McMillen, Alex McMillen,Templar Poetry, PO BOX 7082, Bakewell, Derbyshire, DE45 9AF,Tel: 01629 582500, Mobile: 07918166975

info@templarpoetry.co.uk

Wed 21stStorytelling Cafe, Kitchen Garden Cafe , York St Kings Heath 7.30pm (Doors 6.30pm),£7in, The Court Of The Queen Of Claywood Flats,Tonight’s guest Tim Ralphs brings the tradition of adult storytelling into the 21st century. A block of flats is about to be pulled down. Death stalks the concrete steps, dragons coil on mildewed mattresses, a knarl of knitters complete an ancient conspiracy, and in a damp basement the Queen of Claywood Flats convenes her last court. Six plaintiffs are dragged before the ragged Queen to tell their stories, each a compelling hybrid of urban energy and traditional folktale; all debts must be settled before the night is through!

Thurs 22nd Mar Bilston Voices, Metro Cafe Church St, Bilston: 7.30pm,£3in Emma Purshouse hosts:Dave Finchett, Jacquie Rowe, Joel Lane, Jane Seabourne and David Calcutt

Fri 23rd Mar Spoken Worlds, Old Cottage tavern, Byrkely St, Burton on Trent, 7.30pm , Free in, Open Mic, Gary Carr hosts.

Sat 24th Oxford Literary Festival, till 1st April, a superstar laden event: http://www.literaryfestivals.co.uk/oxford.html#.TwG7Vrezzdw.facebook

Sunday 25th “Tell me on a Sunday” Storytelling, Ikon Gallery, 1 Oozells Square, Brindleyplace, Birmingham, B1 2HS, 4pm – 6.30pm; Free in, Participants tell stories based around a specially selected theme, all with truth (and a good performance!) at their heart. Each month, five storytellers will be chosen to perform a seven minute story live.The events feature special guests and are curated by Cat Weatherill, one of Europe’s leading performance storytellers, who will also tell her own story.These events begin at 4pm with Story Supper, a chance to meet fellow audience members and story tellers over a special Cafe Ikonmenu. Performances commence at 5pm, finishing at 6.30pm.Theme – Hope and Glory

Please note these events are intended for adult audiences. .

http://www.birminghambookfestival.org/events-2011/tell-me-on-a-sunday/?utm_source=BBF+MASTER+LIST&utm_campaign=eddd0a194f-Bham_Book_Fes_News_Aug_20118_17_2011&utm_medium=email

Sun 25thSunday Xpress Fourth Sunday Doors 1500, Start 16:30 Adam & Eve Bradford Street, Birmingham B12 0JD Open mic
jameskennedycentral@yahoo.co.uk

Sun 25thRhyme and Tells at the Six Bells in Bishops Castle, Shropshire,Meets every 4th Sunday of the month (except for public holidays) at 8 pm – 10.30 pm. It is free admission and an open session for poetry, prose and storytelling.

For further details please contact Mike on 01588 680685.

Tuesday 27th Fizz, Polesworth Abbey, Poleworth, Open Mic and Guest 7.30pm, Free in, Barry Patterosn guests, Mal Dewhirst host.

Tueday 27thPoetry Bites, Kitchen Garden Cafe, York St Kings Heath, 7.30pm, £5, opne mic plus special guest Caleb Klaces, Ira Lightman and David Hart.

Tues 27th Word Wizards, Grove Hotel, Buxton,7.30pm, £3 in , open mic. Rob Stevens hosts

Tues 27th MarPoetry and stories at Two for Tea, 92 Derby Road, Stapleford​, Nottingham​,NG9 7AD, GB,7.30pm, free in
An evening of poems and stories from two local performers – Will Juckes and Nick (poetress).Sign up on the door for open spots. Anything spoken word is fine lasting between 3 -5 minutes. A great chance to try out your writing in a fun way.

Wed 28th Smart Poets Open Mic, Vegged out, Fletchers walk, Birmingham 7.30pm: All welcome.

Thursday 29th Hit the Ode,Victorai PH Birmingham , £5 in, Bohdan Piasecki hosts
Hit the Ode is back as always, and this month I’m proud to say we’re bringing our international guest all the way from Brazil: Luanda Casella is coming to town, and really, you owe it to yourself to see her, especially since you will also get to hear John Berkavitch and Molly Naylor, too. After the last HtO, which saw a packed Victoria almost explode with glee at all the poetry goodness on offer, all I’ll say is – come early if you want a chance to sit down. Like the Facebook page for updates and a video countdown…

Sat 31st Mar earth Hour hand in Glove Sidbury Worcester, 7pm: £5 in:Worcestershire Literary Festival and Transition Worcester present an unplugged candlelit evening of Poetry, Spoken Word and Music, with an overall Earth Hour theme.Already confirmed to perform:
Catherine Crosswell
Sarah James
Suz Winspear
Jenny Hope
The May Dolls

with more perfomers to be announced soon.

Tickets £5/£3 & are available from the Worcestershire Literary Festival office or online (www.worceslitfest.com) or from the Hand in Glove.

http://www.worcslitfest.com
http://www.transitionworcester.or​g.uk

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Spoken Worlds, Old Cottage Tavern, Burton upon Trent

One of the pleasures of spoken word events is that you are never quite sure what you are going to hear when you turn up. This was no exception. The relationship between lyrics and poetry over the years has been an uneasy one. Great songs and albums have frequently been underscored with lyrics which were either aural filler, or pretentious nonsense, with some honourable exceptions. Local poet and film director Mal Dewhirst has turned his attentions to Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” album, and a fascinating project it is.


The history of the The Wall is one of bloated rock star paranoia and excess . On their 1977 tour Pink Floyd took exception to the behaviour of some of the very fans on their tour who had helped to make them multimillionaire superstars , with Roger Waters suggesting that they build a wall to cut themselves off from the troublesome oiks, prompting him to write an album on just that theme. Although commercially a huge success, the album has not worn well, with the exception of Comfortably Numb and Another Brick in the Wall. Mal has resolved to make good Water’s lyrical shortcomings for a production of the show in Tamworth this summer by rewriting some of them. The project, titled The Wall, is based on the Pink Floyd rock opus and will be held at Tamworth Assembly Rooms from June 5-8. Tonight he debuted The Thin Ice, and a very good job he made of it too. I await the results of the remainder of the much needed redrafting with great interest. Whether he will turn his directorial skills to improve on Alan Parker ‘s film is, as yet ,unconfirmed.

Jarvis Cocker has recently moved from intelligent lyricist to published poet with his new Faber published collection. The rise of Poetronica may yet see the burgeoning contemporary spoken word scene bite back into the world of contemporary lyricists who seem to have given up political fight, eschew word play ,and trawl the lowest common denominator for effect. There are some great new mainstream lyricists out there, Matt Berninger (The National),James Mercer (The Shins), Devendra Banhart to name but three, and in England we have a great tradition of lyricists stretching back through Damon Albarn, Neil Tennant, Elvis Costello, Ray Davies to Cole Porter. But maybe a new project might be to rewrite the lyrics for some classic songs? Maybe Mal is onto something here?

It is not as outlandish a concept as it may seem. 19th century hymn writers did it all the time. Great melody- shame about the words, and pen in hand they thought nothing of writing something better. Why shouldn’t we do the same? Patti Smith redrafted Bruce Springsteen’s “ Because the Night” to great effect. Perhaps the surprise is that it has not been done more – until now…………………..

Unusual poetic inspiration was a feature of the night. Tom Wyre drew upon Dickens for an ambitious themed list poem, Peter Costelloe opted for 19th century bull-running in Tutbury. Bert Flitcroft is a dapper urbane sophisticate who turned his poetic sights upon road rage on the M42 in unlikely, but amusing and accomplished form. Fresh from her success at Bilston Voices, Janet Jenkins name-checked Birmingham Art Gallery, which Mal had also used for inspiration, and Lichfield Cathedral, which Dea Costelloe had in turn based a poem upon.

Ray and Teri Jolland are a Spoken Worlds institution for heir comedy sketches, and they did not let us down this month with Its All an Act. It was good to hear host and organiser Gary Carr read some of his own material, his line “Every mirror taunts with its own veracity” the most memorable of the evening. As an experiment , proceedings were audio recorded for the evening ,providing a useful archive for future use.

Spoken Worlds returns at 7.30pm on Friday 23rd March, free admission.

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Bilston Voices, Metro Cafe, Church St, Bilston

Running successful poetry nights is not easy. Audiences take time and patience to build, and are fickle .If you don’t give them what they want, the venue will be empty next time around. So it is to Emma Pursehouse’s great credit, as organiser ,that she has built up an audience that invariably fills this cafe, and continues to source poets of sufficient quality to ensure that the audience keeps coming back. Who specifically is performing does not overly affect attendance. It is the guarantee of good quality and an entertaining night that does the trick.

The evening started in reflective, commemorative, mode as Geoff Stevens was remembered. Geoff was a prodigious local poet and publisher with roots firmly planted in the Black Country, and with many friends. His recent death touched the local and regional poetic community that he served, and entertained so well in his life. His friend Al Barz read three of Geoff’s poems in tribute. Geoff’s humour in Animal Magic , about the sponsoring of zoos ,brought gales of laughter, Sleeping With You, a love poem to Geraldine ,was sentimental and touching without being in the least mawkish. A measure of the quality of a poet’s writing often lies in how well others can interpret them – Al Barz did Geoff proud.

First on, and making his Bilston Voices debut, was Alan Glover. Many writers experience the highs and lows of life in magnified form and Alan was happy to lay bare his encounters with the lows with several pieces that felt like works of expiation. Intriguingly, I thought his best work lay outside of that sequence. Digital photography was a list poem that was well conceived , sharp and funny, Sixth Form Prose was simple knockabout stuff that worked brilliantly, read for him, by Emma Purshouse.

Another Bilston Voices debutante, but an experienced performer, was Janet Jenkins from Lichfield Poets. She produced a carefully crafted, and varied set, delivered with confidence and assurance. Gardens, a writing project at Birmingham Art Gallery, love, and false teeth all caught Janet’s poetic attention. It was her piece on Modigliani from the Art Gallery sequence which stood out tonight.

Donna Scott, once of Bilston is now a Milton Keynes resident and she closed the first half with brio and chutzpah. I Love Cake is very funny, her Introducing poem very clever, although the ending was a little abrupt. Charity Case , she had written that very morning and was hugely enjoyable, introducing the fascinating concept of the fashion womble. Bright and breezy ,she entertained throughout and even found time to rhyme Bahamas with Judith Chalmers!

Opening the second half was the newly anointed Bard of Stony Stratford , Danni Antagonist. Performing work available in her two collections, Emotion’s Memory and NSFW, I was struck by the interesting rhyming patterns she uses and her relaxed delivery. Bless This was her tour de force , and the poem which resonated with me most from the entire evening. The tale of how she is helping her father clear out the loft of their family home, it oozed pathos, compassion, wistful reflection and warmth. It worked because although it was ostensibly about clearing out a clutter filled loft, it was also written in the shadow of her late mother who was part of that clutter, who wasn’t mentioned, but whose presence lingered implicitly, not explicitly. An object lesson in good writing.

Later on in the evening , the question was asked as to whether poets should write as observers or participants ? The writer’s skill is in expressing personal experience in a form that is universally understood, Danni succeeded in that challenge with this poem.

Top of the bill was Mark Niel, now working as a full time poet. I have watched Mark’s career unfold from Slam champion, to the professional troubadour he has now become. His slickness as a performer is now finely honed with performance at the heart of his act. Bubbling full of ideas, he is appearing at the Wenlock Poetry festival in April, and has an exciting project involving reworking classic poems as modern, accessible performance pieces in the pipeline. Tonight, he stuck with established favourites like My Half of the Fridge in a well rehearsed set that felt more one-man show than poetry reading, and was well received by an appreciative audience.

Bilston Voices returns on Thursday 22nd March with a terrific line-up that includes Dave Finchett, Jacquie Rowe, Joel Lane, Jane Seabourne and David Calcutt.

Gary Longden 23/2/12

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Dead Pop Stars

It has come to my attention that the calibre of dead pop stars,

And their deaths,
Is not what it once was.
I just thought that I should mention
That it is my intention to point out that
Whitney was not the greatest
Or rather that her greatest was in fact Dolly Parton’s.
If greatness is measured by a capacity to consume alcohol, crystal meth, cocaine and downers – then she is of course up there
Yet that is overlooked by record company execs, who expect
To increase product prices,
And ignore all the vices ,
Of the deceased
To keep them in alcohol, crystal meth, downers and cocaine
Just the same – ironic isn’t it?
Or was that Alanis Morrissette?

Taking waiting to exhale just a little too seriously,
A life slipped by as it sank beneath the cooling bath waters of a Beverley hills suite
As if being baptised into a holy sect for those for whom a premature death is the ultimate encore

Amy Winehouse lived her surname , rather than the dream, and just two albums into a career,

Dusty Springfield would have turned that out in a year,
She is now feted becuae she has been “lated”
Why? Because of her great output? No
Because she did it, the rock n roll suicide which we loved to watch,
But not participate in, or die of, we stop short
For celebrity death is a spectator sport

Michael Jackson’s doctor is now in jail just for giving his fans what they wanted, fifty shows in London from a body too frail to cope, too riddled with dope
The greatest black dancer ever, apart from Sammy Davis Jnr, the greatest black singer apart from Marvin Gaye, the greatest performer apart from James Brown, the greatest entertainer, apart from Nat King Cole, even in death they cannot live up to the standards we set them in life.

Because rock n roll death is not what it used to be,

When it came, Buddy Holly had to be brought down in a plane,
John Lennon gunned down to stop them,
But hey both won fame, for what they had achieved

Jim Morrision completed a life’s work in a summer,
Three decades it took Joe Strummer

Before checking out
Jimi Hendrix defined an instrument, no doubt,
Before saying “beat that” not “beat it” – forty years on no-one has

We expect too much, and accept too little
From departed lips coated with drying spittle
Not a purple coloured haze, just a purple coloured hearse
An ignominious demise which confirms the worst
Aspects of dead pop stars bad taste
Proof beyond the grave of talent laid waste
And that in your quest for immortality
You’ll need more than your funeral played on MTV.

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At Home with God

Inspired by Richard Frost

“How many times do I have to tell you lot to stop that fighting?
Can’t you sort your own problems without dragging Me into it
And, expecting Me to take sides?
If I have to come down there again, I’ll smite the lot of you!
And It won’t be a messenger, this time, it will be the real thing”

And Mankind answered unto the Father:
“God – It’s so unfair!, He started it!, I didn’t ask to be born!”
Some, with real existential angst, said
“You can’t tell us what to do, You’re not even our real dad!”
And there was much wailing, and gnashing of teeth.
And mighty was the wrath of the Lord
“As long as you live under My roof, You’ll do as you’re told!
When you’ve got your own place you can do as you bloody well like!
And while we’re at it, stop treating this place like a hotel
Making a mess everywhere and ruining things
Organising floods, earthquakes and famine, is a real pain
I’m not a miracle worker, you know.”

And, muttering something under his breath
About how they’d all be better off without him,
God went out into his potting shed
Where he could have some peace.
And the Almighty contemplated unto Himself:
Okay, He wasn’t perfect. He never seemed to be around when they needed Him,
But hey ,He worked a six day week
And He couldn’t be everywhere at once.
Besides, He had other things to think about:
He still hadn’t got round to fixing that hole in the roof
And now He had to figure out what to do with all the polar bears
When the ice caps melted,
Then there was loss of habitat for Panda’s,
Edinburgh zoo was no solution.

“Christmas is always mad, especially at midnight, Easter is 72 hours non-stop, and what other business would offer an eternal forgiveness service on demand? And , for the record, I find transubstantiation a little spooky.”

So he switched his mobile to the messaging service
Whilst Man looked in disbelief, at all the grief, and turmoil in the world;
The anguish of families torn apart by war,
Children suffering through famine and disease, but what for?
When all they wanted to do was please
And such was their despair
They fell onto their knees
And turned to prayer, calling out to God
“Lord, are you there watching over us,
Where are you when disaster strikes?
Do you really care? Are you still there?
And this was God’s message:
Your call is being held in a queue.
Please hold and salvation will be with you as soon as possible.
However, if you require approval for wars, please press one
If you want forgiveness for something I told you not to do in the first place, press two, if you want to make a payment, of a goat or virgin , press three, if you are thinking of leaving the Faith, please wait.”

But Mankind couldn’t wait
“Lord, we’ve held on for long enough;
We look on helplessly ,and see,
Those who have more than they need
Taking from those who cannot even feed themselves.
The regimes of tyrants, oppressing the weak
Cannot be, what you seek,
Whilst the poor fight for the wealthy.
What can be done to free us from this slavery?”

And this was God’s message:
“Your plight is important to us.
Please continue to hold
And your prayers will be answered
As soon as an angel is available.”
Mankind wailed: “Lord hear our pleas”

And this was God’s message:

“Due to overwhelming demand at this time
We are experiencing a high level of calls.
You may wish to try again later,
Or continue to hope.”

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A Life in Live Music in Words

Santana, Journey, Eric Burdon, Black Sabbath, Trapeze, Nutz, Motors, Deaf School, Rod Stewart, Eric Clapton, Boz Scaggs, Bob Dylan, Camel, Lindisfarne, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Doobie Bros, Crawler, The Jam, The Clash,Chelsea, The Slits, The Buzzcocks, Ludus, Magazine, Railway Children, Radio Stars, The Boomtown Rats, Cherry Vanilla, Elvis Costello, Nick Lowe, Ian Dury, Thompson Twins,U2, Echo and the Bunnymen, Graham Parker& The Rumour, Lou Reed, David Bowie, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Duran Duran, The Pretenders, Tod Rungren’s Utopia, Led Zeppelin, Atlanta Rhythm Section, Brand x, Genesis, Jefferson Airplane, Roy Harper, Paul Young, Rod Argent, Human League, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Richard Hell & The Voidoids, Howard Jones, Roger McGuinn, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band, Dire Straits, Kid Creole & The Coconuts, Roxy Music,Stevie Wonder, The Rolling Stones, Status Quo, Tina Turner, P.J.Harvey , Dodgy, Roy Wood, Jess Roden,Nine Below Zero, Dodgy, Ian Hunter, Deep Purple, Van Morrison, Pointer Sisters, ABC, Steve Miller Band, Little Feat, Diana Ross,Lloyd Cole & The Commotions Cher, The Darkness, Stray Cats, Lemonheads, The Guillemots, Marc Almond, David Essex, Ludus, Bauhaus, Blondie, Pointer Sisters, Paul Rodgers, Crosby& Nash, Crosby, Stills& Nash, Steely Dan, Brian Wilson, Bryan Ferry, Jools Holland, Oasis, Kaiser Chiefs, Manic Street Preachers, The Editors, Ocean Colour Scene, Franz Ferdinand, Johnny Winter, Echo & The Bunnymen,Suede, Madness, Eurythmics, The Hives, Florence & The Machine, Kylie, White Lies, Friendly Fires, Glasvegas, Morgan Heritage, Judas Priest, Neil Young,Nick Lowe The Kinks, Ray Davies, Mark Knopfler, Sting, The Who, Thin Lizzy, The Stranglers, Elton John,Art Garfunkel, Stevie Wonder, Racing Cars, Meat Loaf, Jefferson Starship, The Cribs, Lisa Stansfield, Primal Scream,Simple Minds, New Order, Pet Shop Boys, Morrissey, UB40, Climax Blues Band, Burlesque, Horslips, Eddie & The Hot Rods, Chris Spedding,Hot Chocolate, Television, The Only Ones, Heavy Metal kids, Pirates, the Drones, Squeeze, Wreckless Eric, Van halen,Pirates, Culture Club, Belinda Carlisle, Heaven 17,The Twang, REM, Hazel O’Connor, Simply Red, Cherry Vanilla, Kula Shaker, Devo, Shania Twain,David Essex, Manhattan Transfer, Texas, M People, The Puppini Sisters, Manhattan Transfer,The Editors, Scissor Sisters, Robbie Williams,Franz Ferdinand, Blondie, We Are Scientists,Thompson Twins,Van Morrison, Razorlight, Meat Loaf,Tom Jones, Clover, Yachts, Morrissey, Misty’s Big Adventure, Luigi Ana da Boys, Courteeners, Milburn, Reverend & The Makers, Ting Tings, The Hives,Alison Moyet, Robin Gibb, Marc Almond, The The,Glen Tillbrook

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Kreativ Blogger Award

Mal Dewhirst generously bestowed this honour upon me, inviting me to offer six random facts about my life, with or without photos.I commend his “Pollysworda” blog for anyone interested in poetry,music, film and artistic good taste.

Random is good.Why have I chosen these? I have no idea.

I have responded, and duly invite Ruth Stacey and Jenny Hope to respond similarly:

1.As a child I was a very accomplished fisherman.
Fisherman

2.I saw the Boomtown Rats on their first ever tour during which Bob Geldof declared that he was going to be more famous than anyone in the 400 strong crowd were ever going to be.The rest is history.

3.My first public appearance was singing in a child talent competition on the RMS Queen Mary

4.I have been bowled by Australian Test spinner Terry Jenner

5.I went to school with Colin MacFarlane – our headmaster advised against him taking up acting as “black people can’t act”.He was Commisioner Loeb in the Batman film “Dark Knight”

6.I have dived on, and in, the wreck of the SS Dunraven to a depth of around 27 metres.

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Transience

Let me tiptoe on the spray of swollen surf
Or bake in the momentary imprint of soft sand
As it cradles my inert corpse

May circling gulls swoop to peck my glazed eye balls
Whilst nimble crabs nibble loose flesh
Salted by a whispering breeze

Drawing my exhaled breath beyond
So that it may touch far off shores
Before being absorbed into oblivion

As the incoming tide bites ever closer
Tenderly tickling before full embrace
May it bear my spent frame easily

That limp limbs should not snag
Nor matted hair drag
During my journey on the ebb

May my bones be stripped
Before they are engulfed
In sedimentary permanence.

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The 5th Bilston Love Slam, Imperial Ballroom, Bilston

This is now a well established event drawing competitors from as far away as Gloucester and Manchester. That success is down to the alchemy of Emma Purshouse’s pre show organisational skills , and the onstage charisma of co-hosts Marcus Moore and Sarah Jane Arbury. The latter’s routine is a simple one, Marcus plays the grumpy old git, Sarah Jane the flighty glamour puss, it works a treat. They operate under the Spiel Unlimited banner hosting slams around the country and organising poetry workshops and retreats. The road honed experience that brings was much in evidence tonight.

Fifteen entrants fought it out over three knock-out rounds, with the first round demanding a love theme. Curiously this brought out the serious and soppy side in our poets rather than the satirical and waspish edge which you might have expected. Performer Fergus McGonigal was even moved to kiss his wife afterwards!

Overall this was an event for seasoned performers with two thirds well known to me. Special mention should be made of Jackie Evans, the least experienced of the slammers who performed with courage and conviction. The opening compulsory theme had a curiously destabilising effect on the pecking order one might have assumed. Richard Tyrone Jones is a poet of local and national repute, and his poem from a tower block was very strong, but didn’t take him through to the next round. Equally local star Heather Wastie performed an intelligent , sharp and wistful piece about the importance of kisses on e-mails, but met a similar fate.

Louise Stokes writes accomplished poetry both as herself, and as her alter-ego, the street sharp chav, Kimmy Sue Ann. This time she hedged her bets by performing a Kimmy Sue Ann poem as herself .It was good to see her “work” a character and idea which has so much potential a bit harder, taking her character on a Spanish holiday this time. Her partner’s snoring endeared itself to Jane James in a little gem of a poem, Peter Wyton’s word play around his Swiss army wife was possibly a bit too convoluted for its own good. The poet whom I felt most sorry for was Steve Rooney. Greetings Cards was excellent, but as the final poet before the break, he acknowledged that the only thing between a hungry audience and an aromatic curry was him – he didn’t get through.

At this point it is worth mentioning two curious features of Slams. The first is “points creep”. The judges always start low, and as the evening wears on, and alcoholic intake increases, then ramp up the scoring. The first, arbitrarily chosen trio scored 209/200/200 respectively, the final trio 239/254/218. Were the last trio really almost 20% better than the first? Fortunately the highest score from each trio goes through so that even though the lowest score from the last trio was higher than the highest from the last, that low scorer from the first group still went through.

The second curiosity is that five out of the six semi finalists were men, even though seven out of the fifteen contestants were women. Why is difficult to explain. The audience was roughly 50/50 men and women, the six judges an exact 50/50 split. So this was a case of women voting for men . Of course it is possible that the men were just much better than the women. My own judgement is that was not so, and an experienced female performer suggested to me that, for whatever reason, this outcome was quite common. I don’t have an easy answer to this. On my travels I expect, and find, the best female poets to be more than a match for their male counterparts, yet still there is substance to the claim of female disadvantage. I would welcome your thoughts when you next see me – or by message.

Local circuits can be dominated by familiar faces, so it was a particular pleasure when a Manchester contingent appeared for the night, and did so well. Rod Tames’ material was very strong in both rounds, and I suspect would have been amongst the strongest of the evening on the page. Dave Viney oozed smooth Mancunian swagger as trademarked by Liam Gallagher. I gained the impression that the Noisy Neighbours whom he name-checked in his poem would have got short shrift from him. Dominic Berry went one step further and even wore a Noel Gallagher style parka whilst delivering the performance of the night in the first round with his paean to aubergines, and his sharp love poem Time Travellers in the second, but it was Kieren King who made it through to the final. Fergus McGonigal entertained splendidly with his Hangover lament, but it was Lorna Meehan’s experiences as a lesbian extras arm on a television show which carried her through to the final.

One of the pleasures of reviewing the Midland’s poetry scene for some years now is watching talent grow. Lorna has always been a very good poet, but now she is adding polish and a relaxed confidence to her overall performance which manifested itself in a splendid Rock Chick, which was just trumped by Kieren King’s ,Whatever Happened to the Heroes, for the judge’s vote, both working on a musical theme.

Kieren was a worthy winner, and I later learned that all of the Manchester boys were indebted to the inspiration of fellow Mancunian Ben Mellor, who won the Radio 4 National Slam in Birmingham three years ago, and is appearing in Worcester next week. Kieren’s work was pithy, economical, and incisive in an evening where comic poetry, which so often dominates slams, was scarcely in evidence. He has an invite to join the next variety bill at the Imperial on the 28th April which also features Steve Rooney from last night’s performers.

11/2/12

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