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Hamlet – Derby Theatre

  ****   There can be no more apposite piece for Behind the Arras to review than “Hamlet” ! Most would have it amongst the finest plays ever written, it is certainly the play about which most has been written. … Continue reading

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Two – Sutton Arts Theatre

This play, written by Jim  Cartwright in 1989,  is to actors what the Olympic Decathlon is to athletes. It requires two actors to assume fourteen different characters, as a night in a Northern pub unfolds. As such it is hugely … Continue reading

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Priscilla Queen of the Desert- Wolverhampton Grand Theatre

An unseasonably cold, drab Monday evening in Wolverhampton, metamorphosed into the warmth and colour of the Australian desert drag and transgendered scene, as Priscilla rolled into town as part of a very successful nationwide tour. Spare seats were at a … Continue reading

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All Star Stand Up Tour- Derby Theatre

  Derby Theatre’s diverse 2016 took another turn on Sunday night for a one night stop for the biggest comedy tour of the year, the “All Star Stand Up Tour”. Featuring double Sony Award winner and star of Mock The … Continue reading

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Flare Path- Derby Theatre

  Anyone watching this play can be forgiven for a sense that it should be being performed in black and white as part of a double bill at the local Odeon cinema, such is the impact that the film version, … Continue reading

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The Cat in the Hat – Lichfield Garrick Theatre

  This poem has had pan- generational appeal since it was written in 1957 by Dr Theodore Seuss. Its combination of rhyme, rhythm, fun and mischief captivating children, and their parents. Adapting the original poem has been a labour of … Continue reading

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Mary Poppins, Hippodrome, Birmingham

  One of my earliest memories of cinema going as a child is a trip to see Mary Poppins. It was a magical story then, and that magic has endured. The stage show is not a transposition of the film … Continue reading

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Rime of the Staffordshire Hoard

A somewhat belated posting of a commission which was performed last year at the New Vic Stoke.   The Rime of the Staffordshire Hoard   He sat quite quiet, in the Boat, Supping his pint of beer, His thread bare … Continue reading

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Poems 2016

Salvation He always made doughnuts Thousands of them Alongside doughnut lassies Sugar, lard, eggs, milk (evaporated) Water flour, baking powder, salt Ground nutmeg Amongst mortars, mines, lead (assorted) Wire, weapons, water and blood Ground spirits For bellies that lay flat … Continue reading

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The Damned United – Derby Theatre

I did not attend this production as a neutral observer. As a teenager I watched Clough manage his great Derby side at the Baseball Ground, then later admired his triumphs with Nottingham Forest, found his television appearances as a pundit … Continue reading

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